ttwarriors pro wrestling prediction

[hels]

Glad to hear everything in Japan went as planned.

Jerry's update is that he has been flown back to Memphis and is recovering in his home. Of course this is a serious matter in the sense ttwarrior has figured this out. Word is he tried taking a Greyhound bus but because of his stench the bus driver passed out and drove into a tree. ttwarrior then raged and stole a car. Kane is patrolling the neighbourhood saw him and began chasing him. ttwarrior then disappeared into a sewer. We believe he is eating rats as Kane reported blood on his face and rat tails (matching his hair) hanging from his foaming mouth. We have contacted city police but they referred us to animal control when we emailed ttwarriors picture. Jerry's house below

[greenhippo]

Mighty dangerous of you to post a picture of the man's house. Who knows how many guys tittywarrior will suck off to get a ride to that location. Luckily Sid and Kurt Angle have been called in for added protection.


You hear this tittywarrior! You even think about messing with our dearest friend and we will come and hunt you down, we'll go David Schultz on your ass.

[The Giant]

Guys, I'm back at Jerry's house after a day of travel. These road trips are exhausting, especially after putting on back-to-back 12 hour wrestling seminars. It always feels great spending time with the young sick children, but I'm really feeling the wear and tear right now. I'm not as young as I used to be. This was a lot easier back in the early 60s.

Anyway, I've spent the last hour performing a tight security on Jerry's house. Bret Hart and I marched the entire perimeter of the neighborhood. If you see in the picture above, to the northwest of Jerry's house, there was some suspicious activity behind that huge tree area. There were multiple pizza boxes, twinkie wrappers, bonbon boxes, and countless bags of potato chips. There was also this horrific odor resonating from the scene. We believe this is where the suspect was hiding.

It's great to be home here in Tennessee visiting with The King, Jerry Lawler. I'll keep you guys updated if anything out of the ordinary happens.

[ttwarrior1]

im in florida on vacation, be back on monday

things are going good, not sure whats being said in these threads since i dont have time
but good luck with your picks and pro wrestling predictions

[greenhippo]

im in florida on vacation, be back on monday

things are going good, not sure whats being said in these threads since i dont have time
but good luck with your picks and pro wrestling predictions

sick, twisted man right here guys. If Jerry makes it through the next week without bodily injuries we should all thank the almighty god (Ted Turner)

[hels]

ttwarrior saying he's on vacation in Florida. I have received 3 sightings of him today in Jerry Lawler's neighborhood. I am currently standing guard outside of Jerry's bedroom. We have set up a watch tower on his roof where there are always at least two wrestlers with tranquilizer guns standing guard. We have also set up a perimeter fence. This was breached last night at 2 in the morning. In the watch tower Jim the Anvil Neidhart thought he saw a dog burying a bone near the fence. He asked the Roddy Piper to take a look and they both assumed it was a dog. 20 minutes later they see a 5"2 356lb wild haired miniature bigfoot looking creature sniffing around. They fired their tranquilizer darts and hit him with 3 shots. The troll like creature ripped them out and threw them back towards the watchtower. Roddy Piper was hit with one of the darts while the creature ran back through his hole.

I have sad news, after Roddy Piper was hit with the dart we brought him to the hospital. The doctors did blood tests and we now know with certainty that he has Aids and Rabies. As well, Roddy's skin is turning purplish and he keeps scratching at his face. Doctors say he won't make it through the night.

May you rest in peace.