ttwarriors pro wrestling prediction

[greenhippo]

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[greenhippo]

Joking aside here guys, as serious as a heart attack on live tv, wwe just called me to tell me they were thinking about calling me to audition for a role as an onscreen manager. Now I'm no Harvey Wimpleman or Bobby Heenan, but I think if I just work up a specific gimmick like Paul Bearor I'm golden.

[Jericholic]

The fukk? Yes it was in 1993 when he was wrestling the moon dogs.

Buried

He's used The Stroke since around 2000....its sucks....hard.

[greenhippo]

Tits said he taught him his finisher back in the early 90s when it was in fact the figure 4, not until late 1993 when he came up with the running DDT finisher, or running bulldog???

[greenhippo]

Either way both moves were known and widely used before.

Side note: along with teaching hogan his hulking up move, I taught Triple H the pedigree move.

[Jericholic]

Either way both moves were known and widely used before.

Side note: along with teaching hogan his hulking up move, I taught Triple H the pedigree move.

True story

[The Giant]

Guys, I have some awful news to report.

As the party was winding down in Jerry Lawler's room, Jerry began going back into cardiac. His face turned blue, he couldn't breathe, and it looked like we were going to lose him. John Cena immediately started giving mouth to mouth resuscitation, but it wasn't working. At that time, I saw something so heroic, something that I'll never forget to my dying day. Our very own Hels grabbed John Cena by his collar and flung him across the room, and before you knew it he was pumping Lawler's stomach.

Later doctors came into the room and said if Hels didn't react in such a timely fashion we would have lost Jerry Lawler.

It was something I'll never forget. The media was swarming afterwards, but because they have such respect for Jerry Lawler they collectively promised not to write any articles on the matter.

[ttwarrior1]

i said i invented jeffs finishing move, not the finishing move, bet u don't even understand that

he was looking for a finishing move and i helped him to decide what finishing move to do

that is what i meant when i said i invented his finishing move, sorry for the confusion. I thought it was clear english but maybe not. Forgot we got canadians and mexicans and africans on here

Im also a dogfart sampla

[greenhippo]

That's odd, Jarrett has said, on record, numerous times, that it was Buddy Landel who got him to go with the figure 4 as his finishing move. What's going on here?

[hels]

Thank you for your kindly spoken words The Giant. I believe I took the appropriate actions that any of us would do in the given situation. I cannot take all the credit however. Our great friend Patricia Stratigias (Trish Stratus) ran to find me or you when she John Cena's actions were not helping. She quickly told me what I needed to do. At that moment adrenaline took over and I felt a super human strength similar to Hulk Hogan body slamming Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania 3.

As the room quieted down Michael Cole asked to have a private word with me. He began explaining in great detail John Cena's anger after I threw him across the room. He told me of your heroic actions to quell him. He spoke of how Cena began to charge towards me. Your quick instincts had you charging towards him and delivered a clothes line to be spoken of forever that made Cena backwards flip 3 times before hitting the floor. Then how you climbed on the bedside table and your 13 foot jump that landed a perfect top rope belly flop on the opponents crotch area. Doctors who treated Cena mentioned a closed windpipe and crotch area bruising that may be permanent. Michael Cole then told me that when you tried to take a short rest in the room next door there were 14 WWE divas who escorted you and vowed to give you their full attention and perform anything you asked of them.

As I arrived to the hospital this morning the nurses asked me to read a letter sent to Jerry Lawler and whether he should read it, the letter read:

Dear Gerry Loller,

As a valuud friend I hopes you recovers good. You mite remmemmber me from Monday Nite Raw 256 wen I had backstage pass and we speaked four at least five minats. I told you I wanted to be a WwE skript righter and you told me I had lots of potensial and wood talk to highrups for me. Then after Monday Nite Raw 553 I weighted for you in the parkin lot. I told you aboout Raw 256 and our talk. You said you did talk to highrups but they were still talking about how much they wood half to pay me. Then at Raw 883 I seen you again in the porking lot. After I remindead u of my skript righting and payment you told me that highrups dont no how such a great skript righter like me could just enter the buzness and half shows sudenli becum the greatest evar wen they are only good rite now. You said you wood talk to a guy who mite talk to a guy who might fone sumone who nose a guy. Has this bean happyning?

Your bff,
TTWArrioR

[High3rEl3m3nt]

TT, did you get the writing job? Is there anyway you can manage the job and play a key role at SBR? Come on man, you can't bail on us.

[greenhippo]

We got us some mother effin detectives here at SBR, how in the world Hels got the actual transcript from ' letter is nothing short of a miracle. As I'm sure we all know, even High3r here can attest, Giant's clothesline from hell (the one he taught Bradshaw) on Cena is exploding on twitter right now. In fact kids all across the country are now making their own, homemade videos of what Giant surely did to Cena last night.

[hels]

After reading the letter the first time my head felt like it would explode, then typing it letter for letter was like having a scissor lock around your neck. I had to take 2 advil with a glass of water then take a walk outside.

I'll post a picture of the letter. Read at your own risk

http://hels.mysbrforum.com/photos/l/k2rv4M4_.jpg

[greenhippo]

If there was a wrestling version of magnum pi or macgyver, Hels would certainly fit the mold.

[hels]

Thanks for the kind words greenhippo. I guess I have just been in the Professional Wrestling community for so many decades that having inside information is a fortunate privilege. As many of us here on SBR have been so involved in the WWF/WWE/WCW and all leagues/events before that we cordially share our inside information with one another to expose a 'wannabe' aka ttwarrior. We are doing an immaculate job working together and it will be one of our legacies to expose frauds for what they are.

Do you recall the first time yourself, The Giant and I worked together and we formed Wrestlemania? That took us a whole year of brainstorming but we formed one of the greatest events in wrestling history. Then Wrestlemania III was our collective effort and produced a giant payday for ourselves and the WWF. There were some nerve racking moments but what an event! Remember our after party? We all received pay checks of 100k and I am surprised any of us left with money in our pockets.

[greenhippo]

I left with under 10k myself, I know I know I said I still had most of it left, but Andre was hungry and we couldn't find a buffet anywhere. Had to pay by the plate. Now Wrestlemania I, now that was some planning I tell you what, something tittywarrior would have eaten himself to be a part of. Luckily we can thank Giant for getting us Mr T, if I remember right I wanted to get Erik Estrada in the squared circle but you told me it would be unwise as Estrada would enjoy the male on male action a little too much.

On another note, I can't be the only one shocked and utterly embarrassed by titty's blatant lying and telling of fabricated stories on here. For him to pull a fast one on the likes of us 3 is just downright insulting.

[hels]

ttwarrior should be ashamed of himself. SBR is not a place to make up stories and lies, especially stories as fabricated as almost getting a job writing WWE script or teaching Ric Flair the "Whoooooooooooo Whooooooooooooo."

You are correct with how much Andre the Giant ate that night. He could have just pulled a chair up to a buffet and cleaned it out as an appetizer. He also downed at least 120 cans of beer that night. Incredible to say the least.

Breaking News: Jerry Lawler has just woke up due to someone shouting "ttwarrior loves Jerry Lawler." Police have been called as Booker T and Jeff Hardy hold him down. Jerry is in a state of shock and says images of an ugly troll who has stalked him in parking lots is flashing through his head. Doctors are sedating him and he will be out for at least 3 or 4 hours.

[greenhippo]

God help Jerry Lawler and the deranged man who stalks him.

[The Giant]

I'm sorry I haven't been around at all today, guys. I just got in from a wrestling exhibition clinic here in Japan. Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Tito Santana, Bob Backlund, Superstar Billy Graham and I were putting on a free show for sick Japanese children. Nothing really warms the heart than seeing a smiling face on the face of a terminal child. You guys can see the pictures on my twitter feed. I would show them here, but apparently that isn't allowed.

Unbelievable job securing that letter from harms way, Hels! I'm glad you decided not to show it to Jerry Lawler. He doesn't need to deal with that kind of psychotic behavior from one of his crazed fans. Was that letter wrapped in a shit towel, by chance?

I just received a maddening e-mail from Kevin Nash, who is currently visiting with Lawler. He said there was this obese, nonsensical, hairy beast foaming at the mouth in the parking lot, that was claiming to be good friends with Jerry Lawler. Apparently the guys name was Chris, and he was saying that he was the one that nicknamed Jerry Lawler "The King", and he desperately needed to talk to Jerry in an attempt to convince forum members that he really knew him.

Jesus, this is really creepy. Anyway, I need to get back to the sick Japanese children, I just wanted to update you guys on the latest.

[greenhippo]

First off, Giant I'm getting another one of those nifty trophy badges after today's good day at the book and at SBR book. I'm working my way to your record 12 sir.

More importantly I'm twitter friends with the above mentioned wrestlers, those pictures were amazing. Is that really you up there on the apron trying to distract Graham? You've lost some weight my friend, looking real fit. Sadly I missed out on tonight's NOC ppv, too many updates coming my way on Lawlers condition. Word I got though was this fat guy in the parking lot was homeless judging by his Summerslam 1992 t-shirt and child tennis trophies hanging out of his pocket.

[The Giant]

I'm pretty sure you're getting my trophies, hippo. I've been getting buried this football season. I'm just happy I haven't pissed everything away yet. I heard there was this one rotund poster, in his 50s, that lives with his mother, that went all-in this weekend and lost. Poor guy. He'll never be able to move out now.

Anyway, yeah, that was me on the top rope, flying through the air delivering dropkicks, landing haymakers all over the ring. It's a little before 5 PM here in Japan, we are about to do another show. There are about 80,000 rabid fans here, going crazy, chanting my name, oh, and for the Hulk, too. But mostly me. It's been an amazing experience, I always love being able to get out of the country and spend time with our international friends. Any word on Jerry Lawler? I heard you, Mr T., The Honky Tonk Man, Greg "the Hammer" Valentine, and The Undertaker were going to see him tonight. Any updates?

Remember when TTwarrior said he was going to talk to him over the weekend? Obviously that was a lie, he never let us know how things went. Busted again, TT. Shame on you for making things up.

[hels]

You are a great man The Giant, without you entertaining the kids who suffered in the Japanese nuclear disaster they would only live hopeless lives as deformed human beings. I've gotten word from the Japanese non-profit promoters that you have brought hope and purpose to their lives. You purchasing a brand new factory and promising to employ the children when they are old enough has changed their lives as they can feel like people again.

I asked the nurses what the letter arrived in, one quietly murmured, "you don't want to know." I asked, "was it a shit towel?" She slowly nodded and then mentioned they had to have the nuclear, biological and chemical team to remove it. I could really use your help greenhippo, I've tried organizing patrol schedules so the obese, manical, shit towel nutjob does not get within hearing distance of Jerry. Currently the Nasty Boys are patrolling the parking lot, Hawk and Animal (Legion of Doom) are driving in their open top jeep around the hospital perimeter, The Dudley Boys are inside the hospital on segways and Golddust is standing guard outside of Jerry Lawler's room. Everyone is on their toes here, we are greatly concerned for Jerry's safety. Any ideas on who should take over the patrols Greenhippo? I'm getting fatigued and almost sent Doink the Clown and his midget crew for parking lot duty. All they would do is make balloon animals for the visitors and not look for shit towel troll.

Last night was a rough night in the hospital. Jerry was crying nonsensically about not being ringside at the upcoming Monday Night Raw. He was saying something about winning a title. Rumors spread that a wannabe script writer has hacked into Jerry's bedside radio and has been sending subliminal messages. Hacksaw Jim Duggan destroyed the radio with his 2by4 before we could inspect it electronically. I will keep everyone updated.

[greenhippo]

We're in luck, I'm getting Midnight Express and Public Enemy to join in the security. With these overweight loons you can never be too cautious. So the first crew can take a breather, will probably send a yahoo IM to Stevie Ray, guys still as big as a house.

[greenhippo]

I'm starting to think this tittywarrior fella might be a few crayons short of a 3rd grader's school supplies. He claims to know our dear friend Jerry Lawler, I use the term friend loosely because he's more of a father to us, but doesn't have the courtesy to try and find out what's wrong with the man? There's a special place in hell for people like that. Have fun playing checkers with Hitler titty!

[hels]

Thanks for getting some guys greenhippo. There haven't been any sightings today of the crazed lunatic but I have reports he is still in Montreal as residents are reporting strange odors and loud cackling noises from the sewers.

I have left Lita and Sable to attend to Jerry Lawler's bedside. Later this afternoon I have to head to Bridgeport for today's Monday Night Raw. I decided to miss NOC last night but there are reports of problems backstage that Vince McMahon says I need to take care of tonight.

[hels]

Hey titty when you're out of the sewers and on the computer please answer these 2 questions:

1) You said you would talk to Jerry before Sunday, has this happened?

2) This thread is a 'pro wrestling prediction thread' was NOC not big enough to make any bets?

[greenhippo]

So you did get the memo then? Linda called me and was so hysterical I couldn't make out half of what she was saying. I know Giant will have his hands full with Trish later this evening so he might not be able to take care of McMahon's problem. Sadly the Bushwhacker and Dusty Rhodes just showed up, needless to say I'm going to have some cleaning up to do later.

[hels]

The memo did arrive and I am very pleased and thankful for all the work you have done. We'll have to speak shorty on the proposed acquisition you mentioned. I guess Linda must have seen this ttwarrior or something to be going that apeshit. I'm flying to Connecticut right now but if I hear of any ttwarrior sightings they will be updated here.

[greenhippo]

God bless you and Giant.

[hels]

Currently patrolling outside of Jerry's house is Macho Man Randy Savage. ttwarrior is still trolling the sewers of Montreal. Updates later.

[greenhippo]

This warrior fella seems like a very dangerous and deranged man. Keep your wits about you please.

[Pabinator]

We should have lines for every WWE pay per view event. I think it makes for good fun. Even though I hear wrestling "might" not be real. It still isnt always easy to predict as people think

[greenhippo]

We should have lines for every WWE pay per view event. I think it makes for good fun. Even though I hear wrestling "might" not be real. It still isnt always easy to predict as people think

[The Giant]

Guys, I'm currently 35,000 feet above the ground. I'm flying back to the states aboard Vince McMahon's private jet with multiple WWE superstars of the past and present. We are all planning a surprise trip to see Jerry Lawler.

We aren't sure what to expect. There are rumors running rampant that this TTwarrior fella' has been sleeping in the hospital underground parking lot the last three nights, in an attempt to sneak into Jerry's room. He tried throwing off the authorities by sending them on a wild goose chase down to Panama City Beach. It turns out it was just another fabrication along with the various others.

[greenhippo]

Makes the guy even more dangerous, guy will lie to people he doesn't even know and will never meet. Carry protection guys.