Originally posted by jjgold
jj i swear i got a massage from a guy a month ago who is a friend of that viciously angry latina woman i have been seeing whom i have posted a bit about (actually opie met her at the del ray when we all went there at the cr bash)
anyway jj i swear this guy is a tico but his massage style is like some kind of hindu buddhism yoga indian new age sh*t, the girl told me his massage would "open my chakras"
jj i swear his name is "Jamuna" or something like that
i had to get in my underwears
i told her i swear if he fukin touches me in a gay way i'm fukin knocking him the fuk out, i dont care if hes a buddist or a fukin hindu or fukin reincarnated or enlightened or fukin vishnu or ANYTHING i dont care who the fuk he is, he touches me wrong im fukin breaking his face
she sort of laughed but also gave me that "you are a dumb boorish gringo" look as usual
anyway jamunna gave me the massage, he put me on a massage table and i swear i had to be fukin BLINDFOLDED when he opened the chakras, and it fukin killed and also he put like these metal bells on me, im telling you this was some fukin stupid freaky sh*t but i had to do it because this girl wheres the pants in the relationship and basically I do everything she says
so yeah he basically touched everything but in the end it was ok i guess but my point is i was fuikin CONCENTRATING on not getting hard so no way would a massage tell you anything because your gonna make sure you dont get hard and if you do it could just be from stress from trying to NOT get hard, you see what I'm saying?

what a nut job
