Just checked, double-checked, and triple-checked my figures at the end of the day and still kept ending up with a balance $100 different from what my Mansion account was showing. Went through several days of bet history on their site and couldn’t find anything to explain the discrepancy. So I ended up calling them.
The young lady at Mansion then explained to me that all active customers have had a $100 bonus added to their accounts “in celebration of polka.” I thought that was a nice, if rather unusual, promotion. (I gathered later in the conversation that they were celebrating “poker.” Apparently they’re launching an affiliated poker site. But she said there’s no strings on the money—it’s not like you have to use it for poker.)
She said they’d be sending out an explanatory e-mail to everyone.
Anyway, I’m going to listen to some polka music now and enjoy the fact that I lost $100 less than I thought today.
I don’t want her you can have her,
She’s too fat for me,
Too, too fat for me,
She’s-a too fat for me . . . .
I lost my kielbasa down the sewer,
I lost my kielbasa down the drain,
And now I’m without my kielbasa,
And my heart is full of pain . . . .
The young lady at Mansion then explained to me that all active customers have had a $100 bonus added to their accounts “in celebration of polka.” I thought that was a nice, if rather unusual, promotion. (I gathered later in the conversation that they were celebrating “poker.” Apparently they’re launching an affiliated poker site. But she said there’s no strings on the money—it’s not like you have to use it for poker.)
She said they’d be sending out an explanatory e-mail to everyone.
Anyway, I’m going to listen to some polka music now and enjoy the fact that I lost $100 less than I thought today.
I don’t want her you can have her,
She’s too fat for me,
Too, too fat for me,
She’s-a too fat for me . . . .
I lost my kielbasa down the sewer,
I lost my kielbasa down the drain,
And now I’m without my kielbasa,
And my heart is full of pain . . . .