The NFL God is Back

[SportsMushroom]

lol, I didn't say no one cares about teasers/parlays, but I said no one cares about teaser/parlay RECORDS. And the reason should be abvious. A 1-100 parlay record can be better than a 55-0 whatever. So the records alone are meaningless. This is betting 101

I dont know what gambling 101 is

all I know is Ive been tailing your plays and I am -7.5 units in the hole

you said you were the nfl god and I believed in you and now Im broke

[ssk13809]

I dont know what gambling 101 is

all I know is Ive been tailing your plays and I am -7.5 units in the hole

you said you were the nfl god and I believed in you and now Im broke

You lost 7% of your bankroll and now you are broke?
Do you ever make sense? Like, does logic exist in your head?

I'll easily still at least double my bankroll. Easily.

[acarmelo1]

What was the ATS play?

[ssk13809]

What was the ATS play?

You could scroll back...But it was Saints -3

[sweethook]

lets get right , gl man

[SportsMushroom]

You lost 7% of your bankroll and now you are broke? Do you ever make sense? Like, does logic exist in your head? I'll easily still at least double my bankroll. Easily.

ok you are right, -7.5% of bankroll is nothing

teaser tiger will make it back for me next weekend

[phillybadboy]

nice effort buddy

[ssk13809]

ok you are right, -7.5% of bankroll is nothing

teaser tiger will make it back for me next weekend

You'll more than -1 times you have right now. Get rid of that minus sign.

[ScottLocke]

SSK is 5-8... -7.5 Units

[ScottLocke]

and i'd actually say you are 1-3 ATS, all 3 teams in your parlay lost and those are technically ATS!

[phillybadboy]

some of those plays was his partners

[acarmelo1]

Saints was a great pick, have it myself.
We could have his plays by separate.
ML, ATS, and then you could get a % for each.

[Full Time Hobo]

some of those plays was his partners

oh god

[SportsMushroom]

some of those plays was his partners

they share a bankroll, teaser tiger told us to tail his partner and we lost our shirts

5-8 -7.5 units

we'll get em next week

the tiger never sleeps

[ssk13809]

and i'd actually say you are 1-3 ATS, all 3 teams in your parlay lost and those are technically ATS!

Really? The haters are falling to a new low.

Like I said, I'm done posting plays in this thread. There has been no control ever since this has been moved to Player Talk


Keep on hating on my Lifetime SBR Documented 71% ATS Record


100% ATS this season

[ssk13809]

some of those plays was his partners

Nah they weren't. But the Teaser and Parlay were 'forced' plays. I didn't really even want to do them. Like last minute things. Maybe I should keep track of 'Forced' vs. 'Non-Forced' plays

[ScottLocke]

Nah they weren't. But the Teaser and Parlay were 'forced' plays. I didn't really even want to do them. Like last minute things. Maybe I should keep track of 'Forced' vs. 'Non-Forced' plays

Maybe you just need to hire a team for that.

[MartinBlank]

Really? The haters are falling to a new low.

Like I said, I'm done posting plays in this thread. There has been no control ever since this has been moved to Player Talk

Keep on hating on my Lifetime SBR Documented 71% ATS Record

100% ATS this season

Yeah, that isn't happening. You need the attention.

There is no way in hell you are ever walking away from SBR.

I have to give you credit. I couldn't handle losing as much as you do.

In 2011----you are down 307 units. That is some serious fukin losing. You can't buy a winning weekend.

I am predicting this so I can re-visit it and mock you. You will continue to play teasers, and you will continue to lose them. You will get down 30-40 units and then like the moron that you are---you will push all-in on one play and lose it. Then you will return and say "but I am still up in the NFL"----ignoring the fact that by that time you will be down 400 units in 2011. This cycle will repeat itself---until 2012 NFL season because--well there isn't going to be an NBA season this year.

[ssk13809]

Yeah, that isn't happening. You need the attention.

There is no way in hell you are ever walking away from SBR.

I have to give you credit. I couldn't handle losing as much as you do.

In 2011----you are down 307 units. That is some serious fukin losing. You can't buy a winning weekend.

I am predicting this so I can re-visit it and mock you. You will continue to play teasers, and you will continue to lose them. You will get down 30-40 units and then like the moron that you are---you will push all-in on one play and lose it. Then you will return and say "but I am still up in the NFL"----ignoring the fact that by that time you will be down 400 units in 2011. This cycle will repeat itself---until 2012 NFL season because--well there isn't going to be an NBA season this year.

Once again, talking about the NBA


I dominated NFL week in and week out last year. Getting warmed up still, hit my 1st ATS play this year. And you are talking about me going down 30-40 units


Keep daydreaming

[MartinBlank]

Once again, talking about the NBA


I dominated NFL week in and week out last year. Getting warmed up still, hit my 1st ATS play this year. And you are talking about me going down 30-40 units

Keep daydreaming

What I posted was true.

The last NFL season was 2010.

The NBA season was 2011---and with this current losing skid---you are down over 300 units. Not 30----THREE HUNDRED.

You need to focus sparky. Besides being a shitty losing capper----you can't read very well either.

[ssk13809]

What I posted was true.

The last NFL season was 2010.

The NBA season was 2011---and with this current losing skid---you are down over 300 units. Not 30----THREE HUNDRED.

You need to focus sparky. Besides being a shitty losing capper----you can't read very well either.

In case you still haven't got it, I don't read anything related to the NBA season. This is an NFL thread. Do you know what my documented ATS record is in the NFL?


Btw, how are you doing on the BTP contest?

I am ranked 1,000 posters above you



WOW. My contest team was too much to handle for you, how are you going to touch me?

[ScottLocke]

In case you still haven't got it, I don't read anything related to the NBA season. This is an NFL thread. Do you know what my documented ATS record is in the NFL? Btw, how are you doing on the BTP contest? I am ranked 1,000 posters above you WOW. My contest team was too much to handle for you, how are you going to touch me?

Don't you think its kind of unfair for you to enter a contest like that? I mean with you being a GOD and all versus all those mere mortals. Doesn't sound fair at all to me.

[MartinBlank]

In case you still haven't got it, I don't read anything related to the NBA season. This is an NFL thread. Do you know what my documented ATS record is in the NFL?


Btw, how are you doing on the BTP contest?

I am ranked 1,000 posters above you



WOW. My contest team was too much to handle for you, how are you going to touch me?

Really? 3 weeks and 12 picks into it? You really are going there?

You are 7-5, I am 5-6. Not exactly kicking my ass now are you? You realize that, right?

If you like---we can compare pick threads----

I am have yet to have a losing weekend......I am positive in units----you can't say neither.

Now THAT is funny.

[SportsPedagogy]

some of those plays was his partners

[ssk13809]

Really? 3 weeks and 12 picks into it? You really are going there?

If you like---we can compare pick threads----

I am have yet to have a losing weekend......I am positive in units----you can't say neither.

Now THAT is funny.

You are talking about 3 weeks? You're here like my season is over after 1 week of losing 3-4 units and you are talking about 3 weeks?

ATS you don't even compare to me. I hit 70% long-term, 100% so far this season, while you, are struggling to beat me despite me having to 'force' my picks I really don't want to make. How pathetic. I wish you were even CLOSE to me on ATS. But you really are not.

And notice, I'm talking about Football ATS.

And you can't say anything about me losing in this thread in ATS either, 100%. We can go to last year too. 70%.




That is why they call me the ATS ATM
Can't touch me on ATS

[phillybadboy]

they challenged him

[ssk13809]

And poor KroyRunner. Lost 300 points to me last year, challenges me again this year for another 300

And already down 3 units.



I kind of feel bad for people like MartinBlank and KroyRunner challenging the ATS ATM in ATS picks

[Cap dat 4ss]

SSK pm'd and said Redskins ML +145 is a lock play for tomorrow. Also, he said if it loses it doesn't count as an ATS play but if it wins it will be 2-0 ATS I will release the PM is anyone wants to see it.

[ssk13809]

SSK pm'd and said Redskins ML +145 is a lock play for tomorrow. Also, he said if it loses it doesn't count as an ATS play but if it wins it will be 2-0 ATS I will release the PM is anyone wants to see it.

1st MartinBlanks, now this guy....never PMed you saying all that either.

[MartinBlank]

They actually call you ATM?

As in "Ass-To-Mouth"?

Dude, this is a football board, take your personal sexual proclivities somewhere else.

[ssk13809]

They actually call you ATM?

As in "Ass-To-Mouth"?

Dude, this is a football board, take your personal sexual proclivities somewhere else.

Come on Martin, dodging ATS now? Come on let's compare ATS skills in football. What have you done or shown that even compares to me? Down 1,000 posters in a contest? Are you hitting 100% this year? Did you hit 70% last year?


Come on Martin, anything you got over me in ATS? (Football)

[MartinBlank]

SSK pm'd and said Redskins ML +145 is a lock play for tomorrow. Also, he said if it loses it doesn't count as an ATS play but if it wins it will be 2-0 ATS I will release the PM is anyone wants to see it.

This is absolutely true. I got the same PM.

He wanted to bet my particpation in his thread. If Washington wins, I have to leave his thread. If Dallas wins, he is going to tell everyone about the PM.

[ScottLocke]

They actually call you ATM?

As in "Ass-To-Mouth"?

Dude, this is a football board, take your personal sexual proclivities somewhere else.

come on, how else do you think ssk pays all his teams?

[MartinBlank]

Come on Martin, dodging ATS now? Come on let's compare ATS skills in football. What have you done or shown that even compares to me? Down 1,000 posters in a contest? Are you hitting 100% this year? Did you hit 70% last year?


Come on Martin, anything you got over me in ATS? (Football)

Actually yeah. I have the stones to actually make more than one friggin play and call it "100%".

And you are really 25% ATS in this thread.

You listed a 3 team parlay. All 3 bets lost. That makes your official ATS record---1-3.

I don't think you are ever going to make another ATS pick on this forum. Ever. You are scared shitless. That is why the 1 trick pony routine. You like the teasers because in your head--- you like the comfy 6 points.

Here's the thing SSK---do you want me to quote your NBA thread---you know the one where you told me "ATS doesn't mean anything, as long as I am up in units"?

In your NBA thread---I was hammering you and your 41% ATS record----and you told me---"it doesn't mean anything, as long as I am up units".

I have the quote ready on the go----do you want to see it? Tell the board that you never said such a thing---go ahead----post up that you never said that.

[Cap dat 4ss]

This is absolutely true. I got the same PM. He wanted to bet my particpation in his thread. If Washington wins, I have to leave his thread. If Dallas wins, he is going to tell everyone about the PM.

Guy also said it was my "free play from the ATS ATM." Fukk off pal I sure to hell ain't paying for your picks. Even if they come from "one of the worlds best handicappers" Good luck in finding other numbskulls willing to pay you for your picks. I'm sure there are plenty of idiots here willing to pay you, but it won't be me