Thing to do to live a +EV Lifestyle...BEST FKKN THREAD

[YorkHunt]

29. For leisure, go to
Best buy challenge kids in madden or
Rock band.

[YorkHunt]

30. Go to for free section on craigslist.

[YorkHunt]

31. Most bathrooms have extra toilet paper rolls. Grab some, Free.

[YorkHunt]

32. Have a pizza delivered to a wrong address. Call them and complain, tell them you gave them the correct address 3 times which is across town. By the time the delivery gets there its over 45 min=Free. Tip the guy with the "Sorry I have no cash man" tip.

[nyed1010]

york, adding to #29: my school's campus center has like 3-4 different lounges with cable television. One of those lounges also has a foosball table, air hockey table, ping pong table, and a billiards table. I remember thinking anyone can just walk in here and watch television or play pool, etc. The campus center doesn't require any student swipes and the security guards are almost non-existent. They walk around from time to time but could care less if you attend the school or not.

[Boner_18]

Two words: continental breakfast. Load up on fruit, jams cereal and pastries.

You need not even stay overnight, just walk in like you did.

[madmaxx]

who the fukk is yorkhunt

[sideloaded]

some dude who loves sbr

[stevek173]

keep em coming york, good stuff

[raidersfan]

11. Go to the horse track and start telling 8 random people you have a tip, telling them each one horse. One of the 8 will hit and the guy will give you a cut.

This will definately work.

[opie1988]

Good stuff, Yorkie!!

I demand more!!

[THE PROFIT]

If you buy 10 cans of spray paint, use half a can of all them & take them back tell them the nozzles fuked up on that brand. Get 10 more so you basically got 5 free.

I say that because it just happened to me, but I wasnt trying to fuk anybody. Was very fukin annoying. I always use Krylon but WalMart was out of the color of Krylon I wanted so I thought I would spend the extra .20 cents a can & get the "better" rustoleum.

WRONG!!! The shit would work fine until the can got half empty & then would only spray upside down

Only Krylon for me now, no matter what

[Fishhead]

101. Saturdays at SAMS CLUB are highly +EV, one can have a complete free meal just in samples.

102. Become a member of Southern Gaming

103. Become a member of LVA

104. Purchase the American Casino Guide book

105. Become a member of SBR

106. Free daily samples at Nutrition Smart

107. Look for quality merchandise at dumpster sites, sell at auction.

108. Eat well

109. Buy pennies in bulk at bank, sort them and remove the "wheats"(worth 10x more)

110. Learn perfect video poker strategy

111. Enter free contests, whereever and whenever

112. Make friends

113. Become a pimp

[Joe Sharp]

[dngf]

way to go York nice thread

[noties]

take your younger kids to chuckecheese and wait for a large

group to leave and grab the leftover pizza

[noties]

take the leftover tolet paper and soap from your hotel room

[HotStreak]

[Blax0r]

Take the towels they hand out at the gym

[Smoke]

Go to bar, find drunkest girl possible no matter how ugly. Insist on going back to her place so she don't kno where u live. Bang the fukk out of her and when she falls asleep take all cash out of her purse and you got gambling money.

[MadTiger]

101. Saturdays at SAMS CLUB are highly +EV, one can have a complete free meal just in samples. 102. Become a member of Southern Gaming 103. Become a member of LVA 104. Purchase the American Casino Guide book 105. Become a member of SBR 106. Free daily samples at Nutrition Smart 107. Look for quality merchandise at dumpster sites, sell at auction. 108. Eat well 109. Buy pennies in bulk at bank, sort them and remove the "wheats"(worth 10x more) 110. Learn perfect video poker strategy 111. Enter free contests, whereever and whenever 112. Make friends 113. Become a pimp

^------- Pay attention to Fishhead. He lives this shit. (Except for that last one.)

[YorkHunt]

33. Go the AT&T store to make your phone calls

[YorkHunt]

34. Go curb shopping. If your slick enough you can even go window shoppinh

[YorkHunt]

35. Carry around a bottle of oil. Go into oil section in market. Without cameras seeing you, pour oil. Slip and fall, sue the store.

[Smoke]

Tell people your car ran out of gas and you need a few bones to get home

[Bill Dozer]

ha! ...this thread. I'll try.

Spring for the 2 ply TP, split the 2 ply and double your stock.

Buy the foam hand soap bottles. Refill 1 part soap, 9 parts water.

[Grux]

Go to Dunkin Donuts late at night when they start making the donuts for the next day. They will give you the previous days donuts for free!!

[Grux]

1.Go to the library to browse the web
2. Local grocery stores always have free cookies
3. Do a search for wireless signals around your home. You may be able to get free internet service.

[HotStreak]

With the rising price of oil, siphoning gas from friends and neighbors is a must

[LVHerbie]

109. Buy pennies in bulk at bank, sort them and remove the "wheats"(worth 10x more)

Should also remove any pre-1982 pennies... Copper in them is worth 2 cents...

[HotStreak]

Don't forget to mooch off the local happy hour buffet. Just grab the nearest glass or bottle to make it look like you bought something.

[wtf]

live rent free like jj

suck your landlords cock

[Grux]

Donate sperm. You can make a few thousand a year.
Go to a golf course that has a hole where you have to hit over water to reach the green. Wade through the water and collect balls. Clean the balls and sell them for $$$$.

[Boscoe]

"stealing" continental breakfast is by far the best.

helping someone move or doing any other form of "work" is not +ev.

30. Go to for free section on craigslist.

as many broken appliances and as much unchopped firewood as your heart desires!

[YorkHunt]

36. Order food, tell waitress you forgot your wallet and will go to the car to bring back money. Dont go back.