Thing to do to live a +EV Lifestyle...BEST FKKN THREAD

[YorkHunt]

Guys I am going to write a book on this "500 Ways To Live a Free Lifestyle"

1. CUT YOUR OWN HAIR
2. IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO CUT YOUR OWN HAIR, PULL THE FIRE ALARM AT A BARBERSHOP AND USE THE CLIPPERS QUICK.
3. GO TO COSTCO ON SUNDAYS, ACTUALLY GO TO COSTCO EVERYDAY. 20 FREE SAMPLES= ONE MEAL!
4. GO TO FAST FOOD SAY YOU ARE DEHYDRATED AND NEED WATER, GET SODA INSTEAD
5. GO TO BANK ASKING FOR LOLLIPOPS FOR YOUR KIDS
6. SELL CANS (ZETA)
7. PUT YOUR FINGERS IN EVERY COIN RETURN ON PHONE BOOTHS...YOU KNOW YOU ALL HAVE TRIED IT, MAYBE SOMEONE LEFT SOME CHANGE.



I WILL ADD TO THIS AND EVERY PLEASE ADD YOUR INPUT IF YOURS IS THE ONES I USE I WILL CREDIT YOU.

[onetrickpony]

8. Reuse condoms
9. Fill the filtered water bottle with tap water

[shari91]

2. IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO CUT YOUR OWN HAIR, PULL THE FIRE ALARM AT A BARBERSHOP AND USE THE CLIPPERS QUICK.

That literally made me giggle out loud.

[YorkHunt]

8. Go to Red Lobster. Order water, eat their delicious butter rolls. LEAVE

[YorkHunt]

9. Sign up for every bank offering free gifts. Close the accounts after you get your gifts.

[onetrickpony]

transfer 10 sbr points at a time to avoid tax

[ApricotSinner32]

16. Let zeta cut your hair for free.

[YorkHunt]

10. Go find the expired foods in a market. Buy them...Return them and say you got sick they will give you refund and a new box of whatever free. Also maybe a giftcard.

[YorkHunt]

11. Go to the horse track and start telling 8 random people you have a tip, telling them each one horse. One of the 8 will hit and the guy will give you a cut.

[ZetaPsi808]

16. Let zeta cut your hair for free.

patty that guy looks like a fukking sharp. the bowl cut is perfect there. broads love it too.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/763941-my-haircut-videos.html

[YorkHunt]

12. To impress your family schedule a day at the community pool. Tell everyone since you are providing the party place they bring the food. The community pool is free. The food is free. PARTY TIME

[YorkHunt]

13. Wait by the Aunt Annie's, or any pretzel shack, in the mall at 8:55pm (the mall closes at 9pm). Tell the cashier if she doesn't mind you will take the pretzels they will throw them away anyways. FREE FOOD

[YorkHunt]

14. Find all the MLM companies that are having free seminars. Go to them, sure dress up who cares. They have free food, good food, and make friends.

[YorkHunt]

15. Get the free lollipops, candies at banks for your "kids".

[YorkHunt]

16. Go to the deli at the grocery, tell them you want a pound of Cheddar but want to try it first. Eat the sample say it tastes odd. Ask to try another kind of cheddar....so on until you get to turkey and ham. Leave quick.

[shari91]

16. Let zeta cut your hair for free.

Oh Zeta

[YorkHunt]

17. Go to a bar. Make friends they will buy shots. Find drinks left by people. Chug away.

[GOIRISH]

give blood

[beanbag]

dude zeta what the fuk did you do to yourself bud? haha

[ApricotSinner32]

63. Dress up like a homeless person and wait outside the back of a restaurant until someone comes out with some leftovers/rotten food and chow down.

[YorkHunt]

18. Go to starbucks get the free sugar, napkins etc. You will need the sugar for #19

19. Borrow gum from a stranger, when the gum loses flavor dip it in the free sugar.

[YorkHunt]

20. Liquor stores like Bevmo, ABC liquors etc offer wine tastings once or twice a month.

[Metalhead]

16. Let zeta cut your hair for free.

Give yourself this Frankenstein haircut, then you can ask people for money so you can fix it. People will give generously.

[sideloaded]

Your cunt your copying pasting these from somewhere.

[YorkHunt]

No I am not...I promise you these are all original

[YorkHunt]

21. Come up with a great homeless sign, wear your dirtiest clothes and socks with the holes in them.

[ZetaPsi808]

Oh Zeta

shari chicks dig the bowl cut

[YorkHunt]

22. Stand outside of Home Depot. Spot anyone with moving equip. offer them help in moving. Great Cash opportunity.

[MadTiger]

16. Let zeta cut your hair for free.

Ol' Oswald, Jr.-lookin' mug.

http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&sugexp=ldymls&xhr=t&q=diedrich+bader&cp=9&qe=ZGllZHJpY2gg&qesig=-7xCFs_ZFmpQXyTHi16IjA&pkc=AFgZ2tlgVLK04GZIqUqM5IplBGVe_KRCXfLfKr-BMyaC1_83NL4UTsz4cKMedPgCdvzdmnRvU1VGEu9Km0Ncr9-lSdt6aq9QRg&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=792&bih=424

[YorkHunt]

Heres the cover:

[YorkHunt]

23. Help an older lady with her groceries. Easy 25 cents.

[YorkHunt]

24. Go grab plastic bags from the grocery so you can use it to collect cans out of the trash.

25. Go neighborhood to neighborhood and put the recycle bins full of cans into your bike basket.

[YorkHunt]

26. Find a Starbucks cup in trash outside Starbucks. Fill it with tap water and black red food coloring. Spill it in the Starbucks. Tell them you just spilled a mocha. You get a free one.

[YorkHunt]

27. Find when the next big technological product is released. Camp out first, sell your spot. Easy money

[YorkHunt]

28. Get to be friends with a 18 yr old you can buy drinks for. Have them be your slave.