SSK's NBA Thread

[LChruscial85]

This was a great thread...but I don't know why you make your biggest plays and chase teams with losing records....lol Sixers screwed him twice....then chases the Kings against the best team in the NBA this year....I just don't get it Well hopefully some other "ghost" or "hot shot" decides to put up another entertaining thread...gonna be hard to top this one though

[MartinBlank]

I was away for a few days....

And as predictable as the sun rising----SSK loses.

This kid is allergic to money.

A 39 unit chasing teaser? Not only that-----he actually managed to lose both games in his 2 team teaser.

Has there been a bigger loser on SBR? ZBOIZ came close---but I think SSK tops him.

[MartinBlank]

Wow I lost BOTH my losses by ONE POINT

And you're laughing?

Everyone----memorize this.

This is one of the 10 commandments of losing degenerate gamblers.

They rationalize a loss. "Hey, I lost both by 1 point"----yeah, well guess what? A loss is a loss---you don't get medals or money for "ALMOST" winning.

There are guarantees in this life.

Anyone who chases---especially with a freakin' teaser is about as amateur a player as you will find. Pros---they don't chase with teasers, but most importanly---they don't chase. Ever.

If anyone really took this child seriously----ask yourself this. Have you ever seen any good gambler get emotional enough to push all-in---not once in a week----but twice. And lose both chasing bets.

[LChruscial85]

Everyone----memorize this.

This is one of the 10 commandments of losing degenerate gamblers.

They rationalize a loss. "Hey, I lost both by 1 point"----yeah, well guess what? A loss is a loss---you don't get medals or money for "ALMOST" winning.

There are guarantees in this life.

Anyone who chases---especially with a freakin' teaser is about as amateur a player as you will find. Pros---they don't chase with teasers, but most importanly---they don't chase. Ever.

If anyone really took this child seriously----ask yourself this. Have you ever seen any good gambler get emotional enough to push all-in---not once in a week----but twice. And lose both chasing bets.

It is pathetic...hate excuses...you lose....you lose, your not gonna get refunded for coming close lol

[MartinBlank]

It is pathetic...hate excuses...you lose....you lose, your not gonna get refunded for coming close lol

LC...exactly.

And you know what---his crying about "1 pt losses and bad beats" is a sure sign of an amateur.

Newbies at this cry over every close loss. Just read the board--the same fish all cry about close losses.

Pros don't bitch about close losses--because---they know the risk involved and accept the risk. For every loss by one point----there is a win by 1 point. It evens out.

Last night, I got lucky and unlucky with two second-half bets. I had Siena -1/2 and they missed two free throws in the last minute to hang me with a loss-----oh well. In the other bet I had Loyola, MD +5.5------they lose the second half by 5 after Rider missed a FT. One .5 loss, and one .5 win. It happens.

[LChruscial85]

LC...exactly.

And you know what---his crying about "1 pt losses and bad beats" is a sure sign of an amateur.

Newbies at this cry over every close loss. Just read the board--the same fish all cry about close losses.

Pros don't bitch about close losses--because---they know the risk involved and accept the risk. For every loss by one point----there is a win by 1 point. It evens out.

Last night, I got lucky and unlucky with two second-half bets. I had Siena -1/2 and they missed two free throws in the last minute to hang me with a loss-----oh well. In the other bet I had Loyola, MD +5.5------they lose the second half by 5 after Rider missed a FT. One .5 loss, and one .5 win. It happens.

Exactly Martin, everyone has some luck on both sides of the coin, you win some you lose some. GL with your plays today!

[big0mar]

MODS- sticky this thread

[GoCougs!]

Poop show is over. Too bad. Entertainment value was through the room.

[Grits n' Gravy]

guess i won't be seeing him at all star weekend. adios shortbusspecialk.

[ssk13809]

I was away for a few days....

And as predictable as the sun rising----SSK loses.

This kid is allergic to money.

A 39 unit chasing teaser? Not only that-----he actually managed to lose both games in his 2 team teaser.

Has there been a bigger loser on SBR? ZBOIZ came close---but I think SSK tops him.

I had 5 winning days, 3 losing days. It was a matter of chasing and money management (when I didn't listen to my team) that decided it. NOT winning or losing. I've won more than I've lost. But money management and chasing doomed me. Not winning or losing. Get that right. If I risked the same amount on all my bets I would be winning.

I hired a Money Management team just for that, but didn't listen to them, my fault. Whatever.

[rfr3sh]

but you didnt so you lost

[ssk13809]

Pros don't bitch about close losses--because---they know the risk involved and accept the risk. For every loss by one point----there is a win by 1 point. It evens out.

Okay you tell me 1 close win I had, and I'll tell you 5 close losses for every close win I had.

at "evens out"

Not in this thread

[Hanlidin]

Okay you tell me 1 close win I had, and I'll tell you 5 close losses for every close win I had.

at "evens out"

Not in this thread

SSK what's your bank roll now?? whats your overall units won/loss now?? please enlighten me btw I profited last night.. maybe you should join my team

[Hanlidin]

Okay you tell me 1 close win I had, and I'll tell you 5 close losses for every close win I had.

at "evens out"

Not in this thread

didn't you say you'll shut the haters up soon?? mid february?? late february?? HUH?? you'll shut the haters up because you'll be long gone by then
losing 100+ units within 2 weeks!

[MartinBlank]

I had 5 winning days, 3 losing days. It was a matter of chasing and money management (when I didn't listen to my team) that decided it. NOT winning or losing. I've won more than I've lost. But money management and chasing doomed me. Not winning or losing. Get that right. If I risked the same amount on all my bets I would be winning.

I hired a Money Management team just for that, but didn't listen to them, my fault. Whatever.

This is exactly what I am talking about.

SSK lost his entire bankroll in about a week's time. And---see this rationalization? "I've had 5 winning days and 3 losing days"---- But the two losing days bankrupted him.

Hey, folks. Lehman Brothers only had 1 losing day in 9 years of business---but that one day---brought America's oldest investment bank to its knees. It isn't about many winning days you have---it is about how MANY UNITS YOU WIN!

If anyone tailed this guy----- you think they are happy they had 5 winning days and only 3 losing days? Or do you suppose they would like their 100 units back?

[Hanlidin]

Just like I said.... YOUR TEAMS has been winning those 3-4 days winning 10, 10, 4, UNITS days... you said all you do is pick ATS, and ML's.. and yet when you tried to pick ATS you LOSE !! ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL didn't you say you were the best handicapper?? but why does your TEAM makes the winning picks, and YOU make the LOSING PICKS?? ROFLLLLLLLLLLL fcuking SCRUB

[MartinBlank]

Okay you tell me 1 close win I had, and I'll tell you 5 close losses for every close win I had.

at "evens out"

Not in this thread

Ohhh. I know this one.

"Things whiny fish say when they lose.

Here's the thing. It wasn't the close losses that bankrupted him. It was the moronic chasing.

He lost 39 units on his "2 Team Teaser"-----and didn't even manage to hit either team in the tease. That takes the special skill of a loser.

[ssk13809]

This is exactly what I am talking about.

SSK lost his entire bankroll in about a week's time. And---see this rationalization? "I've had 5 winning days and 3 losing days"---- But the two losing days bankrupted him.

Hey, folks. Lehman Brothers only had 1 losing day in 9 years of business---but that one day---brought America's oldest investment bank to its knees. It isn't about many winning days you have---it is about how MANY UNITS YOU WIN!

If anyone tailed this guy----- you think they are happy they had 5 winning days and only 3 losing days? Or do you suppose they would like their 100 units back?

Well if they played smart money management and didn't chase with me I think they would take the 5 winning days and 3 losing days anyday. I would be UP if I didn't chase and risk relatively same amount each game. So with smart money management, anyone who tailed me would be happy.

So what were you saying again?

[ssk13809]

Ohhh. I know this one.

"Things whiny fish say when they lose.

Here's the thing. It wasn't the close losses that bankrupted him. It was the moronic chasing.

He lost 39 units on his "2 Team Teaser"-----and didn't even manage to hit either team in the tease. That takes the special skill of a loser.

I've legitimately hit over 60% of my teasers in this thread. Keep talking.

[Hanlidin]

Well if they played smart money management and didn't chase with me I think they would take the 5 winning days and 3 losing days anyday. I would be UP if I didn't chase and risk relatively same amount each game. So with smart money management, anyone who tailed me would be happy.

So what were you saying again?

SSK what's your bankroll at now???

[Hanlidin]

I've legitimately hit over 60% of my teasers in this thread. Keep talking.

INCORRECT your TEASER TEAM hit 60%.. ROFL you just pick ATS and ML.. and you failed at that

[ssk13809]

didn't you say you'll shut the haters up soon?? mid february?? late february?? HUH?? you'll shut the haters up because you'll be long gone by then
losing 100+ units within 2 weeks!

I got 8.5 units left. Making a final play today. 1 more comeback attempt.

[ssk13809]

INCORRECT your TEASER TEAM hit 60%.. ROFL you just pick ATS and ML.. and you failed at that

I hit about 50% ATS and you saw my ML pick Dallas and the one before I hit too. I picked underdog MLs only so I don't know if I hit 50%, but overall it was decent.

So that's not really the reason for the downfall either.



Once again, it's not about winning or losing. It's about Money management.

[Hanlidin]

I got 8.5 units left. Making a final play today. 1 more comeback attempt.

thought you were finally done and taking first flight back to greenland??? you are horrible at picking.. go tail some sbr posters LMAO

[Doc JS]

I got 8.5 units left. Making a final play today. 1 more comeback attempt.

what happened to catching the next plane to Greenland and not looking back???

Doc

[Hanlidin]

I hit about 50% ATS and you saw my ML pick Dallas and the one before I hit too. I picked underdog MLs only so I don't know if I hit 50%, but overall it was decent.

So that's not really the reason for the downfall either.



Once again, it's not about winning or losing. It's about Money management.

50% ATS?? ROFLL there's only TWO sides to pick, DOG or FAVOR, it's a 50% chance you will hit.. .L
didn't you say you hit 65% ???

[big0mar]

Kid has a lot to learn

[MartinBlank]

I've legitimately hit over 60% of my teasers in this thread. Keep talking.

And yet you lost 39 units on one 2 team alone.

Keep talking Loser.

Scoreboard. How many units are you up again?

[ssk13809]

what happened to catching the next plane to Greenland and not looking back???

Doc

East cost snowstorm canceled my flight.

[MartinBlank]

I got 8.5 units left. Making a final play today. 1 more comeback attempt.

That much? Wow. Impressive to be down 91.5 units.

Who wants to bet he tries a parlay?

[ssk13809]

And yet you lost 39 units on one 2 team alone.

Keep talking Loser.

Scoreboard. How many units are you up again?

Once again, I lost because of Money Management. Not actually "losing" my plays so much. You said if someone tailed me they'd be sad. That's only if they followed my Money Management. If they played smart, didn't chase, they would be up. That's all I"m saying.


It's sad that I am at this stage DESPITE having a MM team, if only I listened to them.

[MartinBlank]

Once again, I lost because of Money Management. Not actually "losing" my plays so much. You said if someone tailed me they'd be sad. That's only if they followed my Money Management. If they played smart, didn't chase, they would be up. That's all I"m saying.


It's sad that I am at this stage DESPITE having a MM team, if only I listened to them.

The "team thing"---its not funny any longer. The act is getting as stale as your losing.

Try a new schtick. Hell, win for once. That would be more entertaining than all the acting/pretending that is going on.

[ssk13809]

All in

5 ATS Plays


Rockets -4.5
Jazz -1.5
Hornets +5
Mavericks -2.5
Hawks -2.5

5 separate ATS plays, risk 0.1 units each on them.


I am mainly doing this to help my ATS record, which is at 9-10 right now.






5 Team Round Robin
5 Parlays of 4 Teams
Rockets -4.5
Jazz -1.5
Hornets +5
Mavericks -2.5
Hawks -2.5
Risk 8 to win Max 98.25

[nyed1010]

My best friend's bro is a member of SSK's comeback/return team and the word on the street is that SSK will be back with another 100 fantasy units which he will lose within a week.

I think I deserve some points for this exclusive insider information.

[ssk13809]

I think I deserve some points for this exclusive insider information.

I didn't comeback with another 100 fantasy units. I'm still playing with the 100 units I started this thread on.