SSK's NBA Thread

[Grits n' Gravy]

I never lost the original 100 units. I lost most of them, and then CAME BACK from the dead with whatever I had left to work with. Because I"m the best NBA Handicapper I was able to do that. And I will eventually surpass 100 again and be in the POSITIVES for the year. Because I"m the best, if I can't do it no one can.


Nice Try



Sad you need to make up things to bring me down. Am I that good?

you put your remaining 35 units on gst -4 and they lost outright. this play came from your chase team you said. since you are a self procalimed jet setter why not prove people here wrong and come to la for all star weekend. will be there with real gamblers from wynn/encore. see how you measure up. you'll find an excuse to not show, but the offer is there for you to show and prove shortbus.

[ssk13809]

you put your remaining 35 units on gst -4 and they lost outright. this play came from your chase team you said. since you are a self procalimed jet setter why not prove people here wrong and come to la for all star weekend. will be there with real gamblers from wynn/encore. see how you measure up. you'll find an excuse to not show, but the offer is there for you to show and prove shortbus.

Hey idiot

a) There were bets PENDING when I made that bet. Thus, even if I risked all I had, I could still come up with units at the end because I couldn't bet with the money I had already risked in other games and WON.

b) 35 units were not all I had left



You fail. I'll be at the All-Star game for sure just like every year.

[ouman101]

ouman, you still around for record keeping? Really want to see what's up here. Don't understand how's he's not 100% broke if he went all-in?

I'm around, but haven't been keeping up with his thread. After he started betting 18 units a game, hedging 3 teamers with one game, and then his infamous 'all-in' with 30 units left...I lost interest is keeping track of his record. No one who knows anything about gambling bets like that. If I have time while I'm playing poker I'll try to dig back through this thread

[rfr3sh]

Guys was just in the magic room
Told them to win by 7 on a last minute nothing layup to fukk over ssk

[ssk13809]

Guys was just in the magic room
Told them to win by 7 on a last minute nothing layup to fukk over ssk

pics or didn't happen

[Full Time Hobo]

pics or didn't happen

[ssk13809]

LeBron living up to his promise

[rfr3sh]

U post ur pics ill post mine, I already posted the one pic about my major that proved you wrong

[ssk13809]

U post ur pics ill post mine, I already posted the one pic about my major that proved you wrong

Sorry I've already explained my conditions. The CIA and FBI will be on me then.

[rfr3sh]

Hold on flying to oakland for the warriors game brb

[ssk13809]

Hold on flying to oakland for the warriors game brb

I'm not going. Will be partying with LeBron and the Heat after their win here in Orlando

[rfr3sh]

Cool have fun monte is having an after party

[phillybadboy]

heAt game lookin good ssk

[ssk13809]

And if anyone is wondering why the officiating seems to be favoring the Heat,


I've paid the refs off. This game was too big to lose. Refs will be on our side all night.

[JohnnyD4916]

Why didn't you tell us before the game you paid the refs off? I would have put everything I owned on the Heat.

[ssk13809]

Why didn't you tell us before the game you paid the refs off? I would have put everything I owned on the Heat.

LeBron's promise to me should have been enough for you to put everything you owned on the Heat. I told you about that.

[JohnnyD4916]

LeBron's promise to me should have been enough for you to put everything you owned on the Heat. I told you about that.

Sometimes you can't trust LeBron

[ssk13809]

So after the Heat cover (+6 is a LOCK at this point)


I will have my 4th straight winning day. And overall 6-2 on Winning vs. Losing Days.

Just goes to show, if I risk the same amount everyday, I could be a millionaire in no time. That's why I'm the best NBA Handicapper. No more bad beats means no more losing. It's that simple.

[BeatTheJerk]

Lebron sent me this pic of SSK. unreal ...............

[thadchr]

And if anyone is wondering why the officiating seems to be favoring the Heat,


I've paid the refs off. This game was too big to lose. Refs will be on our side all night.

[Grits n' Gravy]

Hey idiot

a) There were bets PENDING when I made that bet. Thus, even if I risked all I had, I could still come up with units at the end because I couldn't bet with the money I had already risked in other games and WON.

b) 35 units were not all I had left



You fail. I'll be at the All-Star game for sure just like every year.

Ok homo, pm me and we'll meet up. Maybe you can introduce me to LeBron. Doubtful as you are white and he doesn't like white people unless they cut him checks. Hopefully you bring a deep crew because there will be a lot of stick ups that weekend and you are clearly a stan. Great call with Heat tonight. Instead of wasting units on teasers why wouldn't a prudent money management team tell you to just bet Miami straight ml large? Oh yeah, because you aren't really gambling. Later special k.

[thadchr]

By the way, if you talked to Lebron, who assured you of a win, AND paid off the refs, what the hell did you need to buy 6 points for?!? I would think arguably the best team in the league with a promise from arguably the best player in the league and the promise from the guys who control the game, you could pretty much pick your line.


I think I'll be done with this thread. Entertaining for awhile, and I actually followed cuz I thought you could maybe cap, but your lies are getting almost painful, not to mention that you're making up lines that don't exist and not citing where they came from, not keeping a real record, never posting how much you stand to win from your bets--just the amount of "units" you're betting, despite that fact that no one had any clue how much a unit is at this point since 1) there's no real specification, especially when you best a third of your bankroll on a single game (...what is that, like 8 million dollars?) and 2) you went all in, said you were quiting gamling, moving somewere, and turning yourself in to the f***ing FBI--and you're back within a week to avenge you're promise that you've never had a losing week, ever. Well, we just saw one. Damn near all of us are sick of it. Doesn't matter if they were "bad beats" and you didn't know who was playing or not while you were STANDING IN THESE TEAM'S LOCKER ROOMS... Any gambler knows that bad beats are part of the game. So in conclusion, what are you even doing here? You're a billionare parting with Mark Cuban and Lebron James and you're hanging out on the SBR Forums, refreshing this thread every 5 minutes, trying to prove that you're not lying to a bunch of degenerates who never believed you anyway. One would thing you'd have something better to do. Evidently not. Good luck building you "bankroll" back up.


Sorry guys, just had to get that rant out. I'd usually let things be because attention hogs get what they want when you give them the time of day, but I just had a rough poker night and was just getting sick of all this shit. Thanks for reading.

[ssk13809]

Ok homo, pm me and we'll meet up. Maybe you can introduce me to LeBron. Doubtful as you are white and he doesn't like white people unless they cut him checks. Hopefully you bring a deep crew because there will be a lot of stick ups that weekend and you are clearly a stan. Great call with Heat tonight. Instead of wasting units on teasers why wouldn't a prudent money management team tell you to just bet Miami straight ml large? Oh yeah, because you aren't really gambling. Later special k.

lol I'm white?

My Money Management team didn't pick the the teasers nor the risk amount. It was my HEDGE TEAM who made the play today, and obviously if it is a Hedge Bet, it's not a straight bet.



And sorry I probably won't be able to see you in the All-Star game. Don't have time to meet all my fans.

[ssk13809]

By the way, if you talked to Lebron, who assured you of a win, AND paid off the refs, what the hell did you need to buy 6 points for?!? I would think arguably the best team in the league with a promise from arguably the best player in the league and the promise from the guys who control the game, you could pretty much pick your line.


I think I'll be done with this thread. Entertaining for awhile, and I actually followed cuz I thought you could maybe cap, but your lies are getting almost painful, not to mention that you're making up lines that don't exist and not citing where they came from, not keeping a real record, never posting how much you stand to win from your bets--just the amount of "units" you're betting, despite that fact that no one had any clue how much a unit is at this point since 1) there's no real specification, especially when you best a third of your bankroll on a single game (...what is that, like 8 million dollars?) and 2) you went all in, said you were quiting gamling, moving somewere, and turning yourself in to the f***ing FBI--and you're back within a week to avenge you're promise that you've never had a losing week, ever. Well, we just saw one. Damn near all of us are sick of it. Doesn't matter if they were "bad beats" and you didn't know who was playing or not while you were STANDING IN THESE TEAM'S LOCKER ROOMS... Any gambler knows that bad beats are part of the game. So in conclusion, what are you even doing here? You're a billionare parting with Mark Cuban and Lebron James and you're hanging out on the SBR Forums, refreshing this thread every 5 minutes, trying to prove that you're not lying to a bunch of degenerates who never believed you anyway. One would thing you'd have something better to do. Evidently not. Good luck building you "bankroll" back up.


Sorry guys, just had to get that rant out. I'd usually let things be because attention hogs get what they want when you give them the time of day, but I just had a rough poker night and was just getting sick of all this shit. Thanks for reading.

Didn't read all of it. Sorry about your bad poker night. But real quick, I posted at the beginning all my lines are from Bookmaker. I'm not making them up.

And I have a posting team that helps me post so I don't have to post everything. In fact, I just talk, someone types these posts up (as is being done right now) and posts. I talk someone posts. So I don't refresh or anything. If a post has been made in my thread, my posting boy lets me know, the post, and I tell him teh response. Just like now.

[thadchr]

[phillybadboy]

nice call on heat ssk

[nyed1010]

why are you guys even wasting your time arguing the legitimacy of this SSK character. Anyone with half a brain knows this guys is just joking around. I mean do you actually think this clown actually knows Lebron and Mark Cuban and was out partying with them or that he has various "teams" giving him advice . It's all for entertainment and I find this thread highly entertaining and amusing, even funnier that he keeps on losing .

[ssk13809]

why are you guys even wasting your time arguing the legitimacy of this SSK character. Anyone with half a brain knows this guys is just joking around. I mean do you actually think this clown actually knows Lebron and Mark Cuban and was out partying with them or that he has various "teams" giving him advice . It's all for entertainment and I find this thread highly entertaining and amusing, even funnier that he keeps on losing .

lol it's been 4 days since I've had a losing day ."Keeps on losing"

In fact, I've had 5 winning days and 2 losing days. Yet I keep on losing? Can't even use the argument "You had 1 big losing day", because you said I "keep on" losing, meaning I keep on losing more and more everyday and that's not the case here.

So what were you saying? I keep on losing?


I've already forgotten how losing feels. You probably can remind me though.

[MickeyMan]

ssk if I would just turn yourself in right now, you think its worth living your whole life on the run from the feds??

[SEAHAWKHARRY]

Sorry I've already explained my conditions. The CIA and FBI will be on me then.

Ok I see ....you watched a how to bet sports video you took from your daddy's collection.you live in your parents basement and you spend your day on here showing us your schiezofrena( spell check) go lay on your couch and put your mothers lipstick on you wacko....oh good call on miami...freak

[SEAHAWKHARRY]

Sorry I've already explained my conditions. The CIA and FBI will be on me then.

Ok I see ....you watched a how to bet sports video you took from your daddy collection.you live in your parents bssement and you spend your day on here showing us your schiezofrena( spell check) go lay on your couch and put your mothers lipstick on you wacko....oh good call on miami...freak

[ssk13809]

Well that tip just cost me over 20 units


And I lost 2 over/unders decided by 2 points


Always seem to lose the close bets. Luckily my big play on Miami hit.

[ssk13809]

Anyways


Net day: +11.4 Units


I guess consistently winning now is what the best NBA Handicapper will do. That's all I've done since I've comeback. Win win and win. 4 consecutive positive days. I'm already forgetting how it feels to lose.



Overall now: 68.6 Units


Have more than doubled my bank-roll in 4 days






Like I said haters, it's just a matter of time...

[rfr3sh]

lol worst capper on the forum

[obamaismyuncle]

regular comedy show in here