SSK's NBA Thread

[nyed1010]

I didn't comeback with another 100 fantasy units. I'm still playing with the 100 units I started this thread on.

my bad.......back to play with the original 100 fantasy units.

[ssk13809]

my bad.......back to play with the original 100 fantasy units.

Didnt know fantasy units were worth more than a grand each

[Full Time Hobo]

Didnt know fantasy units were worth more than a grand each

you do realize no one will believe you right? and it just makes you look like more of a loser considering how much you lost...

[nyed1010]

you do realize no one will believe you right? and it just makes you look like more of a loser considering how much you lost...

Could not have said it any better myself. I mean there's little doubt that he's playing with fantasy units or his units = $1, but if it were true that his units are "worth more than a grand each", then this loser just lost nearly a 100k in a matter of weeks .

[ssk13809]

Could not have said it any better myself. I mean there's little doubt that he's playing with fantasy units or his units = $1, but if it were true that his units are "worth more than a grand each", then this loser just lost nearly a 100k in a matter of weeks .

Believe whatever you want. I know I lost much more than a 100k in the last few weeks. Why do you think I am going to Greenland?

Whatever, made more than that in the NFL season (started with 100 units there as well, and profited well over 100%) anyways. And will make a lot more in the Super Bowl. I'm flying to Greenland after the Super Bowl.



And besides for meeting my dog, there is another reason I go to Greenland. It's where I store my bankroll and all my money. Why do you think it's called "Green" land when there are not much trees or plants?

[Full Time Hobo]

Believe whatever you want. I know I lost much more than a 100k in the last few weeks. Why do you think I am going to Greenland? Whatever, made more than that in the NFL season (started with 100 units there as well, and profited well over 100%) anyways. And will make a lot more in the Super Bowl. I'm flying to Greenland after the Super Bowl. And besides for meeting my dog, there is another reason I go to Greenland. It's where I store my bankroll and all my money. Why do you think it's called "Green" land when there are not much trees or plants?

Same reasons Iceland is called Iceland...

Vikings wanted to increase the population and draw people to their colonies
Learn somethin new everyday eh ?

[phillybadboy]

All in 5 ATS Plays Rockets -4.5 Jazz -1.5 Hornets +5 Mavericks -2.5 Hawks -2.5 5 separate ATS plays, risk 0.1 units each on them. I am mainly doing this to help my ATS record, which is at 9-10 right now. 5 Team Round Robin 5 Parlays of 4 Teams Rockets -4.5 Jazz -1.5 Hornets +5 Mavericks -2.5 Hawks -2.5 Risk 8 to win Max 98.25

good luck dude, i'm rootin for ya, i'm a tail too

[ttrace35]

good luck dude, i'm rootin for ya, i'm a tail too

This is like investing in Bernie Madoff, AFTER he got caught.

[ssk13809]

good luck dude, i'm rootin for ya, i'm a tail too

I don't know about the parlay or Round Robin

but I guarantee if you tail those 5 ATS plays individually you will come up positive.

[ssk13809]

This is like investing in Bernie Madoff, AFTER he got caught.

At the end of the day, I've had 5 winning days and 3 losing days. Odds are if you tail me any given day you will win. And odds also are if you risk same amount and never go chasing you will win up after the 8 or so days.

So what's wrong with tailing me as long as you don't chase with me? Oh right, NOTHING.

[phillybadboy]

This is like investing in Bernie Madoff, AFTER he got caught.

this is his comeback play, so i think it'll be good, plus i should have some winnings from boxing and mma to cover if these lose

[Hanlidin]

I don't know about the parlay or Round Robin

but I guarantee if you tail those 5 ATS plays individually you will come up positive.

Just like you guarantee everyone that you will be POSITIVE UNITS by mid-late february??

[JohnnyD4916]

Good luck, making money tonight

[ssk13809]

Good luck, making money tonight

Today for the 1st time...I need luck!

[MartinBlank]

The humor continues.

Kobe buries 2 FTs---and with them...The Lakers win 101-95 and they just slayed SSK.

Will the losing ever stop? I mean, this is becoming a greek tragedy.

[ssk13809]

The humor continues.

Kobe buries 2 FTs---and with them...The Lakers win 101-95 and they just slayed SSK.

Will the losing ever stop? I mean, this is becoming a greek tragedy.

Yep another 1 point loss, still waiting for those 1 point wins

[MartinBlank]

Yep another 1 point loss, still waiting for those 1 point wins

Then you should have selected the Lakers tonight.

And the Sixers last night.

Are you following this, or do I need to go slower?

[ssk13809]

Then you should have selected the Lakers tonight.

And the Sixers last night.

Are you following this, or do I need to go slower?

You said it "evens out" at the end. Not when you have the worst luck, oh well

[ssk13809]

And this explains why I have so much success with teasers, I always lose by a little

[ttrace35]

You said it "evens out" at the end. Not when you have the worst luck, oh well

Why not shut the fukk up. You look more and more stupid everyday. Just leave asshole.

[MartinBlank]

You said it "evens out" at the end. Not when you have the worst luck, oh well

Good gamblers don't need luck. They make their own.

Let me tell you why I know SSK is a Fish. He immediately started complaining about Philly blowing a lead last night and how he had such horrible luck. But the truth is the Knicks were in complete control of the game----even in the 4th--the Knicks led by as many as 10----and then they went 6 mins and 29 seconds without scoring. Yet-----SSK claims he had bad luck with the Sixers. He should thank his lucky stars the Sixers even got that close to covering.

Take tonight's Lakers game. The Lakers controlled the Hornets from Tip to Rack. And, in fact---the Lakers led by as many as 8---with the ball, and Odom took a dumb shot to even give the Hornets a shot at covering. But in SSK's mind----he was the one the was robbed by bad luck. Bad luck had nothing to do with the Hornets---it was a bush league side to be on.

[MartinBlank]

And this explains why I have so much success with teasers, I always lose by a little

Well, there was your 39 unit 2-Team Teaser that didn't get either team to cover last night, right?

[MartinBlank]

And there goes another loss.

The Rockets didn't get SSK a cover----and Memphis controlled this game also from the start.

That brings SSK's ATS record to a whopping 11-12. With his Utah pick also about to lose.

[MartinBlank]

I don't know about the parlay or Round Robin

but I guarantee if you tail those 5 ATS plays individually you will come up positive.

How much is that "GUARANTEE" worth?

Nice 2-3 record tonight!!

[MartinBlank]

Like a distant memory-----(actually just over a week/ago), SSK began the thread with such promises....

His original quotes are in black---my added in dialogue is in blue to help clarify things for everyone.

The Best NBA Handicapper is here (God help us all if this were true).

It's time to play some NBA. (and now its over)
I talk and then back it up. (He does talk, but not so much with the backing it up part)
I am projected to hit 65% (Actually he was 45%!!)

and more profits on Parlays/Teasers/MLs..........(No. Just No.)

I will have 100 units to start out with (But he ended with nothing)

It's a good way to see how quickly I can increase bankroll. (I missed the increase part)

The units here are taken seriously. (Ummm, well, isn't that nice. There are no units left).

Total Bankroll: 100 Units (+0%) Yeah, Not so much any more.

[MartinBlank]

And down goes Utah officially.

On the night----2-3.

Everything now officially blown up.

His ATS record----- don't laugh----- 11-13 (45%).

[MartinBlank]

I don't need luck, just need to avoid bad luck

Today for the 1st time...I need luck!

I probably won't. I'm projected 65% long-term in NBA

[Hanlidin]

Where you at SSK??? LOLL again I told you, your "teams" picks better winners than you.. you only pick ATS, and your ATS is at 45% you lost over 100 UNITS in 1-2 weeks!!
Good bye.. good game, you SuckSuckKid13809

[Full Time Hobo]

Good work ssk

[nyed1010]

so what's the final count? I mean he just loses every single day and he was already near broke. The net units must be like (-70) at least

[Hanlidin]

so what's the final count? I mean he just loses every single day and he was already near broke. The net units must be like (-70) at least

-100 UNITS at least.. coming into tonight, he had 8.5 Units left.. he lost everything except like the last 0.2 Units (NO exaggerations)

He then claims how "great" he is at his "NFL handicapping" and how much "profits" he was up.. he was up about 105 Units in his whole NFL season... but then loses ALL that "profit" within 1-2 weeks of NBA...


*lets see what excuses he'll make this time*

[phillybadboy]

Where you at SSK??? LOLL again I told you, your "teams" picks better winners than you.. you only pick ATS, and your ATS is at 45% you lost over 100 UNITS in 1-2 weeks!! Good bye.. good game, you SuckSuckKid13809

creative

[jpot34]

ssk, no SB pick this year???

[Hanlidin]

creative

What happened to your savior SPECIALSPECIALKID at now??

[phillybadboy]

What happened to your savior SPECIALSPECIALKID at now??

he'll probably take a loan from cuban or james for 100unit bank roll