Best movie quotes of all time

[Roadtrip635]

Dean Wormer to Flounder "0.2... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Animal House

[MMAchicka]

do the world a favor. Pull your bottom lip over your.head, and swallow. grumpy old men

[Hammew]

"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke."


"FUKK Martha Stewart! Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic! It's all going down, man! So, **** off with your sofa units and your Strinne green stripe patterns. I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let's evolve, and let the chips fall where they may."


You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fukking khakis. We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.


It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

[jackringer]

goodfellas

[pronk]

I learned to give love and get love unconditionally. You just have to accept people for what they are, and I learned the greatest gift of all. The saddest thing in life is wasted talent, and the choices that you make will shape your life forever. But you can ask anybody from my neighborhood, and they'll just tell you this is just another Bronx tale.

[WvGambler]

All the best quotes come from UNFORGIVEN:

Bill Munny: Who's the owner of this shithole?
Skinny Dubois: I, I am. I bought the place from Greeley in '79 and
[Will shoots him]
Little Bill Daggett: You, sir, are a murdering son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
Bill Munny: He should have armed himself if he was goin' to decorate his establishment with my friend.
Little Bill Daggett: You'd be Will Munny out of Missouri; murderer and killer of innocent women and children.
Bill Munny: I'm Will Munny and I've killed most everything that walks or crawls; and now I'm here to kill you Little Bill for what you done to Ned.
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Bill Munny: All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down.
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Bill Munny: Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin'.
Bill Munny: We all got it comin', kid.

[urge2kill]

You know what I got for Christmas? Oh, it was a banner ******* year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny."

[dfberger23]

no Blow references?

Fred Jung: Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on.
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Derek: Jesus Christ, George, I don't see you for two years and you show up on my doorstep with 110 pounds of blow?

George: Just fukking sell it, Derek.

[bradthebloke]

what state? state of california?! I know where the **** i am jack.

[bradthebloke]

he musta thought it was white boy day

[BigLouie66]

"Don't piss down my back and tell me its raining" Outlaw Josey Wales/Clint Eastwood.

[obamaismyuncle]

do the world a favor. Pull your bottom lip over your.head, and swallow. grumpy old men

Great movie. I have some friends that live in the town where portions of this movie were shot..

[Timofey]

Anything from Mean Girls...

[THE PROFIT]

he musta thought it was white boy day

great one!

I used to date a black girl & she would remind me all the time that it was NOT white boy day

[THE PROFIT]

Best scene from that movie. I dated a Sicilian descent girl for a long time, and whenever she would piss me off I would look at her & say "Those Moors did so much fukin....." and she would bust out laughing. That was her favorite movie

Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, huh?
Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.
Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by *iggers.
Coccotti: Come again?
Clifford Worley: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are *iggers.
Coccotti: Yes...
Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that *igger gene. Now this...
[Coccotti busts out laughing]
Clifford Worley: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
Coccotti: [laughing] I love this guy.
Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are *iggers. Uh-huh.
[Starts laughing, too]
Clifford Worley: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother ****** a *igger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-*igger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.
RIP Dennis

[Thunder Gulch]

After watching Christmas Story 5 times yesterday:

FRA-GI-LE..It must be Italian.
Aw Fuuudddggge
You'll Shoot your eye out kid.
In our world, you're either a bully, a toadie, or one of the nameless rabble of victims.
Randy just lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.
He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny. A pink nightmare.

[Thunder Gulch]

Christmas Vacation:

Cousin Eddie: "Daughter's in the clinic gettin cured off the Wild Turkey and the boy, he's preparing for his career- carnival- he's a pixie dust spreader on the tilt a whirl and next year he thinks he'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman...ever seen that Yak woman? Got big horns growing right out of her head...ugly as sin, but a sweet gal and a hell of a good cook."

Shitter's Full

I'm not going down that hill with nothing between my ears but a piece of government plastic.

Clark: It's a membership to the jelly of the month club.
Eddie: That's the gift that keeps on giving

[jbrent95]

do the world a favor. Pull your bottom lip over your.head, and swallow. grumpy old men

"I've laid more pipe in this town than Wabasha Plumbing" ---Gumpy Old Men

[THE PROFIT]

After watching Christmas Story 5 times yesterday:

FRA-GI-LE..It must be Italian.
Aw Fuuudddggge
You'll Shoot your eye out kid.
In our world, you're either a bully, a toadie, or one of the nameless rabble of victims.
Randy just lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.
He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny. A pink nightmare.

they ran that shit AAALLLLLLL DAAAAAAYYYYYY on TNT

[ngates815]

Can't believe no one mentioned this. Starts at 49 seconds. But watch the 2 minute clip. Ryan Phillipe with one of the greatest quotes.


Awesome fuckkin movie.

[Monte]

[ngates815]

^^^ Great movie.