Best movie quotes of all time

[obamaismyuncle]

Lampoons Summer Vacation

Clark: Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?
Cousin Eddie: Oh, nothing but the best.

[Dokholiday]

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

[brooks85]

Alladin : "Good teenagers take off your clothes"

[katstale]

Ben Dover: "Take your pants off." Fletch: "I don't even know your name." Ben Dover: "Bend over." Fletch: "Ben? Nice to meet you, Victor Hugo."

[dngf]

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

[Zenyatta 19-1]

Ace Rothstein: [voice-over] In Vegas, everybody's gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit bosses are watching the floor men. The shift bosses are watching the pit bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift bosses. I'm watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all.

[Zenyatta 19-1]

Nicky Santoro: Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a fuckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a fuckin' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on.
Tony Dogs: **** you.
Nicky Santoro: This ************, you believe this? Two ******* days and nights! **** me? ***** me?* You ************!
[turning the crank]
Nicky Santoro: **** my mother? That's what you ******* tell me? You ************ you!

[Zenyatta 19-1]

Nicky Santoro: Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a fuckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a fvckin' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on.
Tony Dogs: f\*\*k you.
Nicky Santoro: This motherfvcker, you believe this? Two fvcking days and nights! f\*\*k me? *f\*\*k me?* You motherfvcker!
[turning the crank]
Nicky Santoro: f\*\*k my mother? That's what you fvcking tell me? You motherfvcker you!

[Zenyatta 19-1]

BEST QUOTE EVER THOUGH IS....

Nicky Santoro: [voice-over] A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuuuckin' night.

[Reload]

So many good quotes from Casino! "The holy of holies...the count room!"

[jwbama23]

the hangover. Alan "doc, we dont remember anything from last nite....remember?"

[Reload]

the hangover. Alan "doc, we dont remember anything from last nite....remember?"

My favorite quote from The Hangover is the start of the movie - "We fukked up..."

[jwbama23]

My favorite quote from The Hangover is the start of the movie - "We fukked up..."

yea pretty fukkin funny

[Carseller4]

"They're here."

[The Madcap]

"Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand."

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

"Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand." - cool hand luke

[JuicedUp]

Just gotta keep livin man. L-I-V-I-N.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtiH4RCdYTk&sns=em

[Joe Dogs]

What we have here,is a failure to comunicate......Cool hand Luke.

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

"Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand."

Nice one! I swear i didn't read the posts before mine. Great movie

[doublej95]

Training Day: Shoe program n1gga

[Zenyatta 19-1]

24 hour lock down

[paco]

All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for no one.

Tony Montana

[jkilla990]

The big Lebowski: Shut the Fukk up Donny

[urge2kill]

The Rock: Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuk the prom queen.

[beach nut]

The Rock: Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuk the prom queen.

Good one!

[The Madcap]

The big Lebowski: Shut the Fukk up Donny

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

[Blax0r]

Wall Street: lunch is for wimps. (and almost anything gekko says)

[The Madcap]

Nice one! I swear i didn't read the posts before mine. Great movie

All good brother.

I won't accuse you of beating it into the ground and "feeding off of me."

[TPowell]

no Blow references?

[Maverick22]

“Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don’t fall out of the sky, you know.” — Dogma

[THE PROFIT]

If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you two guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fukin car.

[beach nut]

Lampoons Summer Vacation

Clark: Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?
Cousin Eddie: Oh, nothing but the best.

Great quote from one of the best comedies ever.

Some of my favorite quotes from gambling related movies are:

The Color of Money - "Money won is twice as sweet as money earned"
"Pool excellence is not about excellent pool"

Rounders- "If you're too careful, your whole life can become a fuckin' grind"
"...you can't lose what you don't put in the middle. Deal. But you can't win much either."
"Always leave yourself outs."

[Arsenal]

I love the movie The Natural so there are many great quotes. Here is one of them:

Pop Fisher: You know my mama wanted me to be a farmer.
Roy Hobbs: My dad wanted me to be a baseball player.
Pop Fisher: Well you're better than any player I ever had. And you're the best God damn hitter I ever saw. Suit up.

[stealthyburrito]

gunner sargeant hartman: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

[Cougar Bait]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas



"We were somewhere outside of Barstow when the drugs kicked in."

"Step right up and shoot the pasties off the nipples of a ten foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!"

"You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours. Blows my weekend."

" Let's find a nice seafood restaurant and eat some red salmon, I feel a powerful lust for red salmon."
[cuts to him vomiting]

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

"Psychedelics are almost irrelevant in a town where you can wander in a casino any time in the day or night and witness the crucifixion of a gorilla."

"It is a weird feeling to sit in a Las Vegas hotel at four in the morning—hunkered down with a notebook and a tape recorder in a $75-a-day suite and a fantastic room service bill, run up in forty-eight hours of total madness—knowing that just as soon as dawn comes up you are going to flee without paying a fuking penny . . . go stomping out through the lobby and call your red convertible down from the garage and stand there waiting for it with a suitcase full of marijuana and illegal weapons . . . trying to look casual, scanning the first morning edition of the Las Vegas Sun."