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Quiet with that talk or I'll sick the leeches on you.No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.Comment -
Tommy, Richard: You know, a lot of people go to college for seven years. I know, they're called doctors.
Tommy Boy.Comment -
"Mike. I'm tellin' ya, you're money. You're so f--kin' money!"
Swingers.Comment -
"Here are your names: Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink."
- "Why am I Mr. Pink?"
- "Because you're a fa\*\*ot! Alright."
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"Do you know what they call a - a - a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?"
- "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"
- "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f--k a Quarter Pounder is."
- "Then what do they call it?"
- "They call it a 'Royale' with cheese."
- "A 'Royale' with cheese!"
- "That's right."
- "What do they call a Big Mac?"
- "A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'Le Big Mac.'"
- "'Le Big Mac!'"
- "Ha, ha, ha."
- " What do they call a 'Whopper'?"
- "I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King."
Pulp Fiction.Comment -
Precious, bodily fluids
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"I think you're all f--ked in the head. We're ten hours from the f--kin' fun park and you want to bail out. Well, I'll tell ya something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f--king fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god-damn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! Ha, ha, ha. I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy S--t!"
Vacation. (National Lampoon's)
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Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in.Comment -
Dieing ain't much of a living, boy.Comment -
HELLLLLOOOOOOO LADIES!
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"The only thing better than a glass of beer, is tea with Miss McGill." (Derek Sutton aka Patrick Swayze).Comment -
Unforgiven
"You just shot an unarmed man "
"Well he should have armed himself"Comment -
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.Comment -
"Lighten up, Frances."Comment -
Frankly my dear I don't give a damn!Comment -
From Dumb and Dumber
When nerdy Lloyd asks the hot Mary whats the chance of a gal like you marrying a guy like me and she saids "About a million to one" Then Lloyd says
"So your telling me there's a chance"
Clip of that scene
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Also cant forget Jack Nicholson
A Few Good Man "You Can't Handle the Truth"
clip of that scene
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why you doin this Doc? you should be home in bed.
Wyatt Earp is my friend.
well hell, i got lots of friends.
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Capt. Howard: I can't believe you guys. Do you get up in the morning, call each other up - "Good morning, Marcus." "Good morning, Mike." "How you doin'?" "Ai'ight." "So, how are we going to **** up the captain's life today?" "Gee, I don't know, I don't know... Ooh, look! Over there. Let's kill three fat people and leave them on the street?"
Mike Lowery: They were dead before we ran over them.
Capt. Howard: It doesn't matter if they were dead or not, goddamn it! Every time you leave a corpse on the street, I have to get these detective guys to come in and see what happened. See? They're detecting shit. Then I've gotta get these forensic coroner guys to stick 'em back in the ******* bag! Jesus Christ!Comment -
Wendy Torrance: [crying] Stay away from me.
Jack Torrance: Why?
Wendy Torrance: I just wanna go back to my room!
Jack Torrance: Why?
Wendy Torrance: Well, I'm very confused, and I just need time to think things over!
Jack Torrance: You've had your whole ******* LIFE to think things over, what good's a few minutes more gonna do you now?
Wendy Torrance: Please! Don't hurt me!
Jack Torrance: I'm not gonna hurt you.
Wendy Torrance: Stay away from me!
Jack Torrance: Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in.
[Wendy gasps]
Jack Torrance: Gonna bash 'em right the **** in! ha ha ha
Wendy Torrance: Stay away from me! Don't hurt me!
Jack Torrance: [sarcastically] I'm not gonna hurt ya...
Wendy Torrance: Stay away! Stop it!
Jack Torrance: Stop swingin' the bat. Put the bat down, Wendy. Wendy? Give me the bat...Comment -
Some more Rounders quotes from Worm....
"I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man."
"Playing all-night high-limit Hold'em at the Taj where the sand turns to gold. Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over."Comment -
"Now I have a machine gun. Ho-Ho-Ho"Comment -
The Hangover:
Alan: "Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
Alan: "Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon."Comment -
"Here's to the first of the day fellas, to old D.H. Lawrence..AHHHHH!!...Nyt, Nyt, Nyt...Fa-Fa-Fa.....Indians!" -Jack Nicholson in Easy Rider
"This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there."
"Make up your mind dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?" -Sean Penn Fast Times at Ridgemont high.
"Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your black panter party" -Forrest GumpComment -
Full Metal Jacket - "Bullshit, I can't hear you!"and many othersComment -
Boiler Room
I read this article a while back, that said that Microsoft employs more millionaire secretary's that any other company in the world. They took stock options over Christmas bonuses. It was a good move. I remember there was this picture, of one of the groundskeepers next to his Ferrari. Blew my mind. you see shit like that, and it just plants seeds, makes you think its possible, even easy. And then you turn on the TV, and there's just more of it. The $87 Million lottery winner, that kid actor that just made 20 million o his last movie, that internet stock that shot through the roof, you could have made millions if you had just gotten in early, and that's exactly what I wanted to do: get in. I didn't want to be an innovator any more, i just wanted to make the quick and easy buck, i just wanted in. The Notorious BIG said it best: "Either you're slingin' crack-rock, or you've got a wicked jump-shot." Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking that after school job at Mickey Dee's, honor's in the dollar, kid. So I went the white boy way of slinging crack-rock: I became a stock broker.Comment -
Goodfellas-Ray layotta toJoe pesci ''You killed him'' Joe Pesci says ''What can I do I'm a good shot.''Comment -
"You better listen to him Flounder. He's in Pre-med."
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My favorite movie of all timeOriginally posted by JimmysEgo
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rudy rudy rudyComment -
Looney: [after Trotter won but Looney didn't even bet] I'd hate to have to walk around this track with seven hundred dollars cash.
Jay Trotter: Seven hundred and TEN - and you'll never have that problem, because the only reason I won is that you didn't bet! You are the unluckiest person in the world!
Looney: Am not!
Jay Trotter: Am!
Looney: Am not!
Jay Trotter: Am!
[pulling out his racing form]
Jay Trotter: Who do you like in the second?
Looney: The six horse looks pretty good...
Jay Trotter: [dramatically crosses out the six horse on his racing form] You got a brother?
Looney: In Cleveland.
Jay Trotter: Call him up, ask him who he likes. I figure it's in the blood!Comment -
haha dumb & dumber is great
Cop: Pull Over!!!
Harry: No.. Its a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
Lloyd: Yeah! Killer boots man.Comment -
Benny Blanco: I don't know, but there may be some mis-fuckin'-understanding, I don't know man, but maybe you don't remember me, my name is Benny...
Carlito: Maybe I don't give a shit! Maybe I don't remember the last time I blew my nose either.
Carlito: Who the **** are you? I should remember you? What, you think you like me? You ain't like me ************, you a punk. I've been with made people, connected people. Who've you been with? Chain snatching, jive-ass, maricon motherfuckers. Why don't you get out of here and go snatch a purse.Comment -
go ahead make my day!!!!!!!!!THE clint eastwoodComment
