Tell a joke, win some betpoints!

[kostasblues]

I prefer jokes about gambling or Christmas this time of the year.

Let me be the Santa with hundreds/thousands of points for those of you who have been good in 2022!!!

[kostasblues]

- What's Tarzan's fav. Christmas song?

- Jungle bells

[19th Hole]

• What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
• Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

[Al Masters]

Right before Christmas and my girlfriend dumped me after 15 years.

She said she couldn’t take my gambling addiction anymore it was driving her crazy.

I said I don’t have a gambling addiction I just like to make few bets a day.

Anyways so she upped and left.

No biggie I know I’ll win her back.

[coop-dog]

how do you find the back of a tree ?

look for the shit

[chico2663]

What did rock Hudson tell his wife on their honeymoon? Roll over and take it like a man.

[cincinnatikid513]

What does Mrs. Claus get when she wears tight pants?




A mistletoe.

[Machba]

My joke is too dirty for sbr.

A pig fell in the mud!

[pablo222]

Betpoints. OH!!!!!

[pologq]

1) clean joke: " i took a bath with bubbles"

dirty joke: "bubbles is my next door neighbor"

2) my gay friend started using the nicotine patch. he is down to two butts a day.

[kostasblues]

Yes, BETPOINTS!!!!

[franz555]

A father walks into the washroom only to find his son masturbating. " Son , Stop that or you'll go blind ". Dad , im over here

[franklee168]

My wife says she will leave me because of my poker losses.

I'm sure she's bluffing.

[stevenash]

Man walks into the bar and spots a gorgeous babe sitting alone, so the dude sits down next to her.
Dude says to the bartender, "Hey barkeep, buy this young woman a drink on me"
Twenty minutes later he buys her another, and another. and another.....
Finally after two hours of this, dude says to the babe "You want to come over to my place for a couple"
Babe says "There's one thing I need to say to you, I'm a lesbian"
Dude says "No shit? How are things back in Beirut"?

[Optional]

What do you sing at a snowman birthday?

Freeze a jolly good fellow.

[SEAHAWKHARRY]

What's Green and Red and goes 100mph

- A frog in a Blender

[19th Hole]

Thanks Kostas.

[Pigpen]

What does Rudolph want for Christmas??... A pony sleigh station.

[CappinTerp]

I have a tattoo on my penis it reads TINY......when I get hard it reads...TICONDEROGA NY

[stevenash]

Thanks Kostas.

Yeah, thanks from your pal Nasher too.

I really don't need the points, maybe I'll shoot some over to Big Day's charity.
You know, pay it forward.
I'm big on paying it forward.

[dollarbill]

Mary and Joe are sitting on the couch she said I remember when you used to kiss me and he turned and kissed her. She said I remember when you used to nibble on my ear. He got up and walked away, she said where are you going? He said I'm going to get my teeth.....

[jackpot269]

Jack and Jill are sitting around making Christmas plans when jill ask jack
what WOULD you like for Christmas this year?
and jack said A little pussy!!!

and jill, responded ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Non PC nowadays but....

What's the object of Jewish football?

To get the quarter back

[jackpot269]

I'm giving a 2fer already one Christmas so one sports,
since jake broke the ice on PC

do you know why Bo Jacksons parents named him Bo?
They could not spell Bob
Roll Tide

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Little timmy has no hands. What did he get for Christmas? Gloves.


Just kidding. He still cant open his present.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Timmy!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Thump. Thump. Who's there? Timmy!

[konck]

My girlfriend says she's going to leave me because i have a gambling problem.

I think she's bluffing

A man walks into a butchers and says i'll bet you $500 dollars you can't get the meat down from the top shelf without using a ladder!

The Butcher said I can't take that bet the steaks are to high

I was walking into Walmarts with my son ...we heard a soft voicing crying on the side of the store. We walk over and saw a kid about 10 yrs old crying ...my son asked the boy why are you crying ...the kid said my Mom gave me two 10 dollar bills to buy a Christmas present for my sister and brother I put one in each pocket. Some bully walked up to me and said give me your money or ill punch you, He refused the bully punched him in the stomach reached into his pocket and took a 10. My son said so you still have a 10 in the other pocket. My son explained this to me I said ok do what you think is best you have all your Christmas money. My son thought for a while walked over and told the boy to stand up. When the boy stood up he punched him in the stomach and took his other 10, Startled I asked why did you do that ...His answer was so I can bet 10 dollars on the Christmas Knicks!

[shadymcgrady]

Poster Ronald lost his virginity during highschool in the Janitor's closet.

He was fine but the janitor ended up getting fired.

[alittleboy]

why doesn't santa have any kids? He only comes once a year

[pologq]

damn kostas that is very generous. thank you.

[alittleboy]

what do you call a cat who works for santa? Santa Claws

[big joe 1212]

What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch

ok, it’s more of an Easter joke…,

[alittleboy]

where does santa stay on vacation? At a ho-ho-hotel

[captrobey]

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Why did the pervert cross the road . He was attached to the chicken.

Bonus Joke Oldie .

What's grosser then a baby in a trash can? A baby in 2 trash cans .

Bonus Bonus Joke

What do you call a Brunette between 2 Blondes ? An Interpreter .