Tell a joke, win some betpoints!

**MalikHusam** · 12-25-22, 01:04 PM

What did the English teacher call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses

**MalikHusam** · 12-25-22, 01:05 PM

Merry Xmas

**trobin31** · 12-25-22, 01:34 PM

If a black bird makes black babies and a blue bird makes blue babies, what bird makes no babies? A swallow

**jackpot269** · 12-25-22, 07:22 PM

Merry Christmas Kostasblues very generous sir!!

Thank you

**Sledge187** · 12-26-22, 02:10 AM

What does Snoop Dog use to clean his tub?

Bleotch

**Bostongambler** · 12-26-22, 10:50 AM

What’s the difference between jelly & jam?

I can’t jelly my cokk down your throat.

**OldBill** · 12-26-22, 12:01 PM

ahh one great one cant say cause it's very racist

oooooooooooo short one why did they toss rageddy ann out of toy box cause she kept sitting on pinoccios face saying lie to me lie to me

**OldBill** · 12-26-22, 12:14 PM

thier is 27 bones in my hand but when im alone i have 28

**OldBill** · 12-26-22, 12:21 PM

what do u get when have a salt shaker on table with bateery? ASALT and Battery

**brock** · 12-26-22, 12:46 PM

I am single father with custody of me daughter.
She wanted to join the girl scouts.
I became the troupe leader.
The rest of the moms had me removed.
Reason. Eating all the brownies.

**kidcudi92** · 12-26-22, 02:13 PM

Todd Bowles

That’s it, that’s the joke

**MaltedHopsFrenzy** · 12-26-22, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by kidcudi92

Todd Bowles

That’s it, that’s the joke

Nice one! That deserves some betpoints!

**teacher10** · 12-26-22, 03:21 PM

What kind of food does a lesbian love?

Anything they can eat out

**edawg** · 12-26-22, 04:19 PM

Teacher asks Little Johnny to use beautiful twice in a sentence for Christmas. Little Johnny says my sister came home for Christmas from college and told my Dad she was pregnant and my Dad said "Oh great that's beautiful that is just fukking beautiful!"

**stevek173** · 12-26-22, 05:19 PM

Thank you for the betpoints! Very generous

**19th Hole** · 12-27-22, 06:06 AM

Thank You Kostas.
I hope the you had a Merry Christmas.

Happy New Year.

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**konck** · 12-27-22, 08:21 AM

On Christmas I remember a sad day in my life
I lost my favorite Uncle on Christmas
I still remember his last words like it was yesterday but it was years ago
" Are you still holding the Ladder?"

**OldBill** · 12-27-22, 01:34 PM

teachear goes through students using alpha bet like A would be apple etc etc

she knew dirty mouth Johnny would curse so waited until R to give him his chance

Johnny blurts out a RAT R a T a big dirty MO FO Rat

**OldBill** · 12-27-22, 01:39 PM

ok 2 italians doing siding boss Guisseppe hold later worker Paulie at top with nails so he starts hammers in 1st nail 2nd one he throws away 2rd hammers it in next one throws away on and on 3 more Boss yels hey why you throwing nails away>

Paulie says they were facing wrong way .BOSS goes no you stupido somma bitch they for other side of housea

**edawg** · 12-27-22, 01:56 PM

What does a Polish man give his wife on their wedding night that is long and hard?..........................

His last name

**Bostongambler** · 12-27-22, 02:02 PM

Three blondes walked into a bar.

You think the third would of ducked.

**edawg** · 12-27-22, 02:13 PM

Blonde drops her car off at the shop mechanic notices lipstick all over the steering wheel and asks what the problem is? Blonde says horn doesn't work no matter how hard she tries to blow it.

**stevek173** · 12-28-22, 11:53 AM

"a joke"

I told a joke

**Sledge187** · 12-29-22, 06:04 AM

Snoop Dog joke was funny for whoever posted that one.

**konck** · 12-29-22, 09:16 AM

SBR

**marcoloco** · 12-29-22, 02:02 PM

Cowboys are contenders

**OldBill** · 12-29-22, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

Three blondes walked into a bar.

You think the third would of ducked.

soory boston i dont the punchline

**JCap** · 12-29-22, 04:31 PM

Do you know Post Malone? How about Ho Malone?

It's about a kid who gets left alone at Christmas.