All of the other reindeer were asking Santa "Why does Rudolph always get to be in front?" Santa replied " Because he is the only one that isn't a whiny Brown nosing little bitch!"
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How does Santa stay STD free?
He always wraps his package before stuffing it in a chimney...Comment -
my cousin went to Vegas I give him 200 dollars I told him play for me .when he arrives I call him I told him how I'm doing ??? He said you lost haaa then I told him how you doing ???he said I'm up 200 dollar 💵Comment -
Three men died and went to heaven. When St. Peter met them at the pearly gates, he told them that the type of car they would be driving in heaven depended on how righteous a life they led. The first man was given a beat up, used Ford Pinto. The second was given a nice Sentra. The third man was given a limo with a chauffeur with St. Peter commending him for leading a good life. A few days later, the first two guys caught up with the man in his limo who was crying his eyes out. They asked him the reason for the tears being that he had the best wheels in heaven. His response: "I saw my wife a few miles back, and she was on a skateboard."Comment -
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The difference between theory and Reality
Dad says: Go ask your mother if she would sleep with anyone for a million dollars. Johny runs off and asks his mom and comes back. “She said yes!” Dad says: Now go ask your sister. Johny comes back and says “She said yes!”
Dad tells Johny: In theory we have 2 million dollars. In reality we live with two whores.Comment -
What did John McEnroe say to his wife on his wedding night?
It was In!!!!!Last edited by JohnGalt2341; 12-15-22, 12:02 PM.Comment -
Just read all my posts over the last 12 years and you'll have all the laughs you need.
Start it off with "puppy bowl" or "just lost 40k points" and go from thereComment -
Wow 300 Points Thank you !!!!!Comment -
Man goes to the whore house knocks on the door, lady ask thru the door what do you want
I want fvcked he says
she says put $50 under the door, he does
he waits, 15 minutes pass he knocks again
then again, what do you want, I told you I want fvcked
put $100 under door. he does He waits 10 minutes and knocks once more
and says I told you I want fvcked!!
The lady says AGAIN!!!!!Comment -
Did you hear about the SBR pro who didn’t receive his Amazon gift card.
Apparently he called Amazon to see what the problem is.Comment -
A man hires a lady of the night for an evening of fun.
The man and the woman go up to his hotel room and the woman goes to the bathroom to freshen up before they get into doing the nasty.
She returns from the bathroom to the man pleasuring himself.
The woman looks at him and says "Honey, that's my job".
The man looks back at the woman and says "Yeah, I know. But you're not getting the easy one."Comment -
Santa Kostas
I had like 40 pts I was sending them to the sbr race book for my daily loss
I looked I had 1500 pts I thought I won a race!!!!!
But it was Santa Kostas
Thank you my Brother Merry ChristmasComment -
Thanks for the points OP. You don't have to give me more for this. Just searching the Christmas joke memes. Found these two.
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I've haven't gone a day without gambling in years.
No joke!Comment -
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose!Comment -
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations ? You get tinsel- itis !Comment -
Thanks Kostasblues very generousComment -
I found a restaurant serving a perfect Eggs Benedict. The only problem is it was in Alaska. But, hey; there's no place like Nome for the hollandaise!
There's 5 men in and around a cathouse. One is heading up the stairs, one is heading down the stairs, one is in a room upstairs, one is in the alley outside, and one is staring at the red light outside. What nationality are they?
The man heading up the stairs is Russian. The man coming down the stairs is Finnish. The man in the room is Himalayan. The man in the alley is European, and the man staring at the red light is ( insert a nationality you would like to insult here,) He's waiting for the light to turn green!
Merry Christmas all!Comment -
A girl I once met had two tattoos ...the one high up on her inner thigh was a turkey...the other leg high up on inner thigh was Santa.....I asked why the two tattoos ?.....she said because,some of the best eating is done between the holidays !!!Comment -
What do you do when a professional gambler shows up on your doorstep?
Pay him for the pizza.Comment -
My wife walked in on me putting on a condom. “What the hell are you doing?” she yelled.I said, “Wrapping your Christmas present.”Comment -
Jokes for children, I’m here to win and learnComment -
Thank you Kosta!!!
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My wife walked in on me pouring vodka on my hand !!!...she said why are you doing that ?...I want to get my date drunk. !Comment -
What's a lesbian's favorite contest?
Pie eatingComment -
Jerry the Giraffe walks into the crowded saloon. Bellies up and says to the bartender, "highballs on me".Comment -
What’s worse than collecting rocks?
collecting betpointsComment -
Don't spend em all in one place boysComment -
Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?……………He heard the snowblower coming.Comment
