Oops I did it again!!!...Zags/Nets (10K/20K)..(total: 22.85K/100.4K)

[Doug tushyterror]

Are you a Brittany spears fan ??

Isn't everyone Illini?..just went with the nauseating cutesy thread title for shits & giggles.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

[Doug tushyterror]

Thats cool, how'd you do that?

[Enikk]

GL on bets Tom but don't see how gambling gods are gonna let these cash. If they do cash, karma will probably be you in jail and someone gonna steal your tickets and cash them. Hide them good. Don't have to hit rock bottom to get help man but that sounds like where you want to be and need to be for you to make a change. You got all your I's dotted and your T's crossed by breaking many laws and bragging about it on a public forum. Hope you become happier in life win or lose. Life sucks for all of us at times. I can only imagine how bad it must be and what your going through to get on that shitty 8 hour round trip bus not once, not twice, but than steal to do it a 3rd time. WTF. Things can and will get better. You have many giving you great advice past few months. If things go south, call/message someone here, call a hotline. Just don't do what that guy did at end of your video. Take care man.

[flyingillini]

Isn't everyone Illini?..just went with the nauseating cutesy thread title for shits & giggles.

I used to release to her videos

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Wait.....Dougie stealing money

[pablo222]

You tell me pal. Can you even go to Barbados? We need to win pal. Let’s go.

Should pick a country with no extradition treaty.

[pologq]

I used to release to her videos

i used to make my college gf dress like her in her musoc videos

[Doug tushyterror]

GL on bets Tom but don't see how gambling gods are gonna let these cash. If they do cash, karma will probably be you in jail and someone gonna steal your tickets and cash them. Hide them good. Don't have to hit rock bottom to get help man but that sounds like where you want to be and need to be for you to make a change. You got all your I's dotted and your T's crossed by breaking many laws and bragging about it on a public forum. Hope you become happier in life win or lose. Life sucks for all of us at times. I can only imagine how bad it must be and what your going through to get on that shitty 8 hour round trip bus not once, not twice, but than steal to do it a 3rd time. WTF. Things can and will get better. You have many giving you great advice past few months. If things go south, call/message someone here, call a hotline. Just don't do what that guy did at end of your video. Take care man.

Oh trust me Enikk they will indeed cash ( No such thing as Gambling gods or any other God for that matter). I'm not saying this to be boastful or braggadocious cuz I LITERALLY never win these kind of bets when it comes to this kind of money. Just looking at it purely from a non-partisan POV, this Gonzaga team is simply too good to lose to anybody besides a traditionally good Blue Blood (Duke, Kansas, UNC,etc) & it's a foregone conclusion the Nets are coming out of the East. In apx. 3.5 months from now I will be strolling out of that casino with a cashier's check for $122.2K. Unless I am no longer alive that's an unmitigated fact. Now to the urgent matter at hand. I essentially decided to quit my job & never work again, not so much because of this bet but I always told myself if I get fired/ removed from my last post, if it's financially viable, I'm done working. I seriously doubt the UE thing is gonna work out so I'm just gonna deposit 10K for now and try to build that up until this bet comes through in July. With that said, I'm done responding to this post until this bet is determined one way or another. To everybody rooting against me, may your imaginary God be with you and BOL in your future endeavors. P.S. As to me doing what that guy did at the end of the video you kind got it all backwards. I'm not the one who just got swindled, that would be my ex-gf..i.e.(Warden Norton). I'm Andy motherfukkin Dufresne.
Just remember this post. To quote Kevin Spacey in Se7en, "I'm setting the example, & what I've done is going to be puzzled over & studied & followed forever."

[TheMetsSuck]

Ex gf dumped you and gave you an std antibiotics can clear up and you think stealing 25k from her is fair retribution? Hope you don’t get caught pal. Not smart posting her info. Good luck on the play tho

[BeatTheJerk]

Oh trust me Enikk they will indeed cash ( No such thing as Gambling gods or any other God for that matter). I'm not saying this to be boastful or braggadocious cuz I LITERALLY never win these kind of bets when it comes to this kind of money. Just looking at it purely from a non-partisan POV, this Gonzaga team is simply too good to lose to anybody besides a traditionally good Blue Blood (Duke, Kansas, UNC,etc) & it's a foregone conclusion the Nets are coming out of the East. In apx. 3.5 months from now I will be strolling out of that casino with a cashier's check for $122.2K. Unless I am no longer alive that's an unmitigated fact. Now to the urgent matter at hand. I essentially decided to quit my job & never work again, not so much because of this bet but I always told myself if I get fired/ removed from my last post, if it's financially viable, I'm done working. I seriously doubt the UE thing is gonna work out so I'm just gonna deposit 10K for now and try to build that up until this bet comes through in July. With that said, I'm done responding to this post until this bet is determined one way or another. To everybody rooting against me, may your imaginary God be with you and BOL in your future endeavors. P.S. As to me doing what that guy did at the end of the video you kind got it all backwards. I'm not the one who just got swindled, that would be my ex-gf..i.e.(Warden Norton). I'm Andy motherfukkin Dufresne.
Just remember this post. To quote Kevin Spacey in Se7en, "I'm setting the example, & what I've done is going to be puzzled over & studied & followed forever."

If you hit this parlay you can live off that money 3 years or so & just do whatever the f u c k you want. That being said you would have to at least break even on your wagers during that time period. If you could make 30-40k a year gambling which a modest figure you can keep doing whatever the f u c k you want for years to come.

[BeatTheJerk]

My journey lasted approximately 5 years from not working for the man from a 10k personal loan back in 2016. Now I’ve done some side work from time to time small stuff with my electrical background ,but haven’t had a full time job during that period. You will have 10X the bankroll I had if you hit this bet so definitely realistic if you treat sports betting like a small business. 2016 I made 40k, 2017 I made 15k, 2018 I made 25k 2019 I made 50k my best year. 2020 the pandemic f u c k e d me & I only made 10k from sports betting. I was able to live off these amounts which is a low income rate on average. I just accepted a job at a local casino here in South Florida so I took the plunge. They will have a Sportsbook there soon it’s inevitable & I wanna work in that industry until I retire, that’s my passion.

[BeatTheJerk]

The moral of the story is I didn’t really make a considerable amount of money the last 5 years, but I did whatever the f u c k I wanted with no one telling me where to be & what to do & that was priceless.

[texhooper]

Thanks fellas..I honestly feel it all comes down to Mon. (Zags win, I truly feel the Nets are a mortal lock), but for some reason I'm worried a scumbag cheater like Kelvin Sampson just might shock the world.

Well the good thing for you is you’re not gonna have to deal with him

[kidcudi92]

Doug I was rooting for you but theft is fukked up and tbh posting that you did it on here is dumb as fukk

I hope you lose now

-Signed former Doug fan

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Is there a link to the theft thread.

[Enikk]

Is there a link to the theft thread.

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[kidcudi92]

Not even close to barreled in Mike. If you read my initial post, note the Shawshank reference. When I paid Brianna back $1100 last week I was @ -$100. Haven't had a penny in BM in a couple weeks so how do you think this $25K magically showed up in my Cap1 account. My ex-gf who shall remain nameless dumped me 6 yrs. after giving me chlamydia & telling me she met another guy with a really big dikk. I literally told her ,"I don't know how, I don't know when, but you will regret this." Long story longer she's the type of person who never trusted banks & told me exactly where she hid her cash, so being the vindictive scumbag I am, obviously I copied her key. On March 31, 2021 her day of reckoning arrived. So even after plunking down that 10K today, still got 15K of her dough left. ( BTW if any law enforcement agency is reading this, obviously this is for entertainment purposes only)

This philly

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Horrible

[RudyRuetigger]

weird shit

[unlearn]

I,for one, am rooting for him to win because I think it will be hilarious watching him tilt off 100k on degen tennis bets

[texhooper]

I posted that response up there before I read this whole thread.

Kelvin Sampson is the least of your worries Doug. I always could tell you were a bit unhinged and a little bit of a psycho but I gave you the benefit of the doubt. But I think PI Mike is on to something. I think you’re prepared to kill yourself if this fails. But either way this is super fukked up and you need help man, for real.

[Enikk]

https://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/3653308-unemployment-check-advice-needed.html

Fraudulent unemployment claim thread.

[RudyRuetigger]

i dont root against anyone now


i really hope this guy gets help

[jjgold]

Doug you would have so much money if you invested last 5 years instead of gambling

Gambling has one ending broke

[texhooper]

Rudy this guy needs help bigly

[kidcudi92]

I,for one, am rooting for him to win because I think it will be hilarious watching him tilt off 100k on degen tennis bets

He will be in jail and won’t be able to cash the ticket looooooool

[kidcudi92]

I posted that response up there before I read this whole thread.

Kelvin Sampson is the least of your worries Doug. I always could tell you were a bit unhinged and a little bit of a psycho but I gave you the benefit of the doubt. But I think PI Mike is on to something. I think you’re prepared to kill yourself if this fails. But either way this is super fukked up and you need help man, for real.

I don’t think he would off himself, just do crazier shit than this to gamble. So yeah, I don’t what that is...after he just stole 25k...but the snowball is rolling

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Was the chlamydia the reason his tongue looked the way it did

[fried cheese]

i kinda hope all the stuff that you post is real. very entertaining doug.

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Dougie you can’t get mad at a guy who has a bigger dik then you and is giving it to your Ex more than you ever could. You’re better than this.

[texhooper]

I don’t think he would off himself, just do crazier shit than this to gamble. So yeah, I don’t what that is...after he just stole 25k...but the snowball is rolling

The 25k is a stop he’s pulled out, it’s something he always knew would be there, it’s like a last resort. Not really trying to hide it either, this whole thing kinda feels like a dare. It’s pretty common for people to do stuff like this for gambling then when they get caught they kill themselves. Like this is it, if I hit this bet and get away with this, ok, but if not, if any of this goes awry, it’s over. He quit his job too. While you’re probably right that he won’t off himself, I’m definitely getting doomsday vibes from all this

[jjgold]

Gambler's want to lose makes them feel better

[Doug tushyterror]

The 25k is a stop he’s pulled out, it’s something he always knew would be there, it’s like a last resort. Not really trying to hide it either, this whole thing kinda feels like a dare. It’s pretty common for people to do stuff like this for gambling then when they get caught they kill themselves. Like this is it, if I hit this bet and get away with this, ok, but if not, if any of this goes awry, it’s over. He quit his job too. While you’re probably right that he won’t off himself, I’m definitely getting doomsday vibes from all this

Damn Tex all this newfound hate is really making me so hot under the collar that I have to fan myself posthaste.

[RudyRuetigger]

Damn Tex all this newfound hate is really making me so hot under the collar that I have to fan myself post haste.

Im not sure what you are proving or what your goal is


But i hope you find peace