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    jjgold
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    4 Guy SBR House Rental Allentown????

    Near 4th street , not far from downtown tremendous location

    What you get


    1. $300 Rent
    2. Free Internet
    3. Free TV
    4. Utilities $50 a month
    5. own room
    6. own tv
    7. own bathroom

    Shared living room and kitchen, laundry
    Basically will be a pussy house, lots of it here


    Great rates now, need 3 others

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    i have never been to allentown, what is there to do there??

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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Any house rules?

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    Who are the apartment roommates?

    That's always the most important question to consider in a multiple rental in house situation..

    Some questions - Do they clean up after themselves, do they work and can pay rent, will they respect you and not steal and eat your food in the refrigerator, will they party all night long and invite over everyone to crash on the couch, will they steal your shiit when you are at work, are they gay and will they grab your junk when you are drunk and passed out ...

    So many questions?

    I remember these rental situations in college.

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    Is this JJ Gold university for horny bald loser gamblers who never get laid dormitory?

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    Spike the coc k allowed?

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    ThaTopMoron
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    Anybody break the code yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Anybody break the code yet?
    guy sure does like his m and m's



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    Jibby your too technical

    Guys room together all the time and houses look at all the colleges get with the times

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    Allentown? WTF can you do there?

    now if you're talking about NJ shore somewhere, you might be able to get a good deal with what's going on

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    Sounds too good to be true. Only $300 is too cheap. Where the heck is Allentown?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Jibby your too technical

    Guys room together all the time and houses look at all the colleges get with the times
    College?
    Wasn't that like 4 decades ago for you JJ?

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    Love M and Ms. That's why I don't buy them. But I do take them from the kids Halloween baskets as tax.

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    If you have been to Allentown. You know that $300 a month is not a deal.

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    Sign me up coach
    Looking to get out of self quarantine

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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    What are the sex rules??

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    fukkin sausage fest. can i store my love dolls in the den when you other 3 tools go to work?


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    Quote Originally Posted by compaqDikk View Post
    fukkin sausage fest. can i store my love dolls in the den when you other 3 tools go to work?

    Dikk, let me have a go at the one on the left.

    I’ll make her toes curl.

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    Old degenerate out of work gamblers living together in a shared shiit hole apartment trying to make rent during Corona, what could possibly go wrong??? ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    What are the sex rules??
    If you get caught being all romantic with yourself without first placing an ad on the fridge, you lose internet privileges....

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    It’s a house not an apartment I’m friends with the landlord

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    It’s a house not an apartment I’m friends with the landlord
    You got evictions on your record JJ, how are you friends with any landlords at this point?

    House not apartment my bad JJ..




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    Worst Thing You Did To Support Your Gambling Habit??

    Boys I am not proud of it but when I was in a tight spot I was staying in some guys basement for a while for free and all I had to do was to errands for him and keep house clean.

    One night he told me I had to leave unless............. well you know what comes next and I did.

    I did not count though because he was in his 70's and I got to stay for another 2 months and he never tired a stunt like that again. I guess he was feeling crazy and lonely.

    Hey it was that or go live in the streets. I was flat broke.

    Report Post
    "Joel the one where I blew the 75 yr old guy?? I had to or would of been on streets and it was cold out there. Son it was easy and nothing, plus these old timers get off fast, no biggie with that one. I just closed my eyes.

    Good Luck Joel

    It was pretty clean, I had a cowboy hat on and wearing skin tight underwear. I tell it like it is boys and not a shamed.

    I have said this in the past you boys would not want to tangle with me in the bedroom.

    Good Luck Tonight

    Ghoster I blew a guy once and did not like it but I had to in order to stay in his place

    Kind of like a sugar daddy

    No Sick here is the deal. I am straigh as a fukkin arrow but was in a jam when i hit a cold street and had to pay locals and stuff and then had no money for rent so some older gent said "was I looking for a sugar daddy?"

    I really did not know what that meant because in my prime Sick I was a sugar daddy to chicks but i said what the heck so i would do errands for him and stuff.

    One night we were watching Welcome Back Kotter and he told me to come over by him and wanted to cuddle. The guy was 68 and older so I figured it was harmless and I was living for free. So I went over by him and he asked if I would massage him and I did but then he took off his pants and said take care of me.

    Sick I felt like a dick (no pun intended) but did it and i knew it would be quick. I closed my eyes and just did it and he exploded iin 25 seconds onto the wall and it was over. I got up and went and made 4 ice cream cones and watched the Pistons game. I felt weird at first but then shrugged it off. I knew I was straight, I think he felt guilty and never asked me again.

    He was good to me and let me stay for 7 months and I had everything free. A nice guy, he goes to the track a lot and i still keep in touch withhim

    Boys this is a lesson to you what gambling can do . You see I hit a bad streak so this happened.

    Bet careful and disiplined, I learned how to be a pro but took time. Pros lose to at times.

    Good Luck"
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    It is too far from Atlantic City to consider renting.

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    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    Basically will be a pussy house...

    ... OK

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    Sammy don't do it, don't go there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hubie69 View Post


    Sammy don't do it, don't go there.

    JJ is a Freak... not for Sammy

    Patty V told Sammy a few horror stories

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    OUT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    JJ is a Freak... not for Sammy

    Patty V told Sammy a few horror stories


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