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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    4 Guy SBR House Rental Allentown????
    Near 4th street , not far from downtown tremendous location

    What you get


    1. $300 Rent
    2. Free Internet
    3. Free TV
    4. Utilities $50 a month
    5. own room
    6. own tv
    7. own bathroom

    Shared living room and kitchen, laundry
    Basically will be a pussy house, lots of it here


    Great rates now, need 3 others
  • carolinakid
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-12-11
    • 19106

    #2
    i have never been to allentown, what is there to do there??
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    • DiggityDaggityDo
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-30-08
      • 81450

      #3
      Any house rules?
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      • JIBBBY
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 12-10-09
        • 83686

        #4
        Who are the apartment roommates?

        That's always the most important question to consider in a multiple rental in house situation..

        Some questions - Do they clean up after themselves, do they work and can pay rent, will they respect you and not steal and eat your food in the refrigerator, will they party all night long and invite over everyone to crash on the couch, will they steal your shiit when you are at work, are they gay and will they grab your junk when you are drunk and passed out ...

        So many questions?

        I remember these rental situations in college.
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        • zam77
          SBR MVP
          • 11-03-10
          • 3586

          #5
          Is this JJ Gold university for horny bald loser gamblers who never get laid dormitory?
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          • Brock Landers
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 06-30-08
            • 45359

            #6
            Spike the coc k allowed?
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            • ThaTopMoron
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 04-30-10
              • 27020

              #7
              pussy house

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              • DiggityDaggityDo
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 11-30-08
                • 81450

                #8
                Anybody break the code yet?
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                • cincinnatikid513
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 11-23-17
                  • 45360

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                  Anybody break the code yet?
                  guy sure does like his m and m's



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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #10
                    Jibby your too technical

                    Guys room together all the time and houses look at all the colleges get with the times
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                    • SBR Tony
                      Moderator
                      • 01-31-18
                      • 3934

                      #11
                      Allentown? WTF can you do there?

                      now if you're talking about NJ shore somewhere, you might be able to get a good deal with what's going on
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                      • SBR Tony
                        Moderator
                        • 01-31-18
                        • 3934

                        #12
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                        • SBR_Guest_Pro
                          SBR MVP
                          • 02-10-15
                          • 3955

                          #13
                          Sounds too good to be true. Only $300 is too cheap. Where the heck is Allentown?
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                          • Buckandadime
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 04-21-15
                            • 8847

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jjgold
                            Jibby your too technical

                            Guys room together all the time and houses look at all the colleges get with the times
                            College?
                            Wasn't that like 4 decades ago for you JJ?
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                            • pablo222
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 01-03-19
                              • 8858

                              #15
                              Love M and Ms. That's why I don't buy them. But I do take them from the kids Halloween baskets as tax.
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                              • clockwise1965
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 10-01-13
                                • 6753

                                #16
                                If you have been to Allentown. You know that $300 a month is not a deal.
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                                • Shute
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-20-17
                                  • 11835

                                  #17
                                  Sign me up coach
                                  Looking to get out of self quarantine
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                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 11-30-08
                                    • 81450

                                    #18
                                    What are the sex rules??
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                                    • compaqDikk
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 10-08-05
                                      • 5699

                                      #19
                                      fukkin sausage fest. can i store my love dolls in the den when you other 3 tools go to work?

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                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 11-30-08
                                        • 81450

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by compaqDikk
                                        fukkin sausage fest. can i store my love dolls in the den when you other 3 tools go to work?

                                        Dikk, let me have a go at the one on the left.

                                        I’ll make her toes curl.
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                                        • JIBBBY
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 12-10-09
                                          • 83686

                                          #21
                                          Old degenerate out of work gamblers living together in a shared shiit hole apartment trying to make rent during Corona, what could possibly go wrong??? ...
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                                          • Buckandadime
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 04-21-15
                                            • 8847

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                            What are the sex rules??
                                            If you get caught being all romantic with yourself without first placing an ad on the fridge, you lose internet privileges....
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #23
                                              It’s a house not an apartment I’m friends with the landlord
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                                              • JIBBBY
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 12-10-09
                                                • 83686

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                It’s a house not an apartment I’m friends with the landlord
                                                You got evictions on your record JJ, how are you friends with any landlords at this point?

                                                House not apartment my bad JJ..



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                                                • compaqDikk
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 10-08-05
                                                  • 5699

                                                  #25
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                                                  Worst Thing You Did To Support Your Gambling Habit??

                                                  Boys I am not proud of it but when I was in a tight spot I was staying in some guys basement for a while for free and all I had to do was to errands for him and keep house clean.

                                                  One night he told me I had to leave unless............. well you know what comes next and I did.

                                                  I did not count though because he was in his 70's and I got to stay for another 2 months and he never tired a stunt like that again. I guess he was feeling crazy and lonely.

                                                  Hey it was that or go live in the streets. I was flat broke.

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                                                  "Joel the one where I blew the 75 yr old guy?? I had to or would of been on streets and it was cold out there. Son it was easy and nothing, plus these old timers get off fast, no biggie with that one. I just closed my eyes.

                                                  Good Luck Joel

                                                  It was pretty clean, I had a cowboy hat on and wearing skin tight underwear. I tell it like it is boys and not a shamed.

                                                  I have said this in the past you boys would not want to tangle with me in the bedroom.

                                                  Good Luck Tonight

                                                  Ghoster I blew a guy once and did not like it but I had to in order to stay in his place

                                                  Kind of like a sugar daddy

                                                  No Sick here is the deal. I am straigh as a fukkin arrow but was in a jam when i hit a cold street and had to pay locals and stuff and then had no money for rent so some older gent said "was I looking for a sugar daddy?"

                                                  I really did not know what that meant because in my prime Sick I was a sugar daddy to chicks but i said what the heck so i would do errands for him and stuff.

                                                  One night we were watching Welcome Back Kotter and he told me to come over by him and wanted to cuddle. The guy was 68 and older so I figured it was harmless and I was living for free. So I went over by him and he asked if I would massage him and I did but then he took off his pants and said take care of me.

                                                  Sick I felt like a dick (no pun intended) but did it and i knew it would be quick. I closed my eyes and just did it and he exploded iin 25 seconds onto the wall and it was over. I got up and went and made 4 ice cream cones and watched the Pistons game. I felt weird at first but then shrugged it off. I knew I was straight, I think he felt guilty and never asked me again.

                                                  He was good to me and let me stay for 7 months and I had everything free. A nice guy, he goes to the track a lot and i still keep in touch withhim

                                                  Boys this is a lesson to you what gambling can do . You see I hit a bad streak so this happened.

                                                  Bet careful and disiplined, I learned how to be a pro but took time. Pros lose to at times.

                                                  Good Luck"
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                                                  • Enkhbat
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 04-18-11
                                                    • 3145

                                                    #26
                                                    It is too far from Atlantic City to consider renting.
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                                                    • hubie69
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 09-16-10
                                                      • 7329

                                                      #27
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #28
                                                        Lol
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                                                        • Sam Odom
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 10-30-05
                                                          • 58063

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by jjgold

                                                          Basically will be a pussy house...

                                                          ... OK
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                                                          • hubie69
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 09-16-10
                                                            • 7329

                                                            #30
                                                            Sammy don't do it, don't go there.
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                                                            • Sam Odom
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 10-30-05
                                                              • 58063

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by hubie69


                                                              Sammy don't do it, don't go there.

                                                              JJ is a Freak... not for Sammy

                                                              Patty V told Sammy a few horror stories
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                                                              • big joe 1212
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 06-01-08
                                                                • 19380

                                                                #32
                                                                OUT
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                                                                • hubie69
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 09-16-10
                                                                  • 7329

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Sam Odom
                                                                  JJ is a Freak... not for Sammy

                                                                  Patty V told Sammy a few horror stories

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