~ Capy's 2019 Book-Destroyer Football Thread ~

[Capybara]

Winner.

Rest of my card:

Tulane +3.5, -115 (1x)

Wisky -3, -120 (1x)

Cal -1, 105 (1x)

Bama/ Auburn 1h under 24, +105 (1x)

[Capybara]

2-2 so far with Cal -1 pending...

Adding this teaser:

BYU +1, Cal +5, +100 (1x)

[Capybara]

Tempted to take BYU -3 2H, but laying off...

However, going to join everyone and his brother on this final play:

Army +2.5, -110 (1x)

[Capybara]

Fukk it:

BYU / San Diego State 2H u20, -115 (1x)

(sorry for late post, played this in nick of time)

[Capybara]

4-4 Saturday, rendering:

Thread record: 98-82, +13.65x.

Been running in place lately. Not working hard enough, no excuses.

Buried in the lab now for the next 3.5 hours to churn out some profit for NFL Week 13, LFG!

[Capybara]

All right, here's what I'm on so far...

3-team 10-pt teaser: Eagles -0.5, Panthers -0.5, Packers +3.5, -120 (2x)

Chargers -3.5, -110 (1x)

Chargers/ Broncos under 38, -110 (1x)

Titans -1, -105 (1x)

[Capybara]

Added:

Packers -6.5, -110 (1x)

Packers/ Giants under 44, -115 (1x)

[Capybara]

Almost forgot:

Niners +6, -110 (1x)

Yup, stepping in front of Lamar again.

[Capybara]

Call this one the Manster special!

5-team 6-pt teaser: Packers -0.5, Niners +11.5, Titans +5, Eagles -4, Bengals +9, +400 (1x)

[Capybara]

Play #9:

Topped it off with a teeth-gritting Bengals +3, -120 (1x)

[Capybara]

Plays #10 and #11:

Rams -2.5, -110 (1x)

Chargers 1h -3, -105 (1x)

[Capybara]

So early plays went 4-2-1. But lost the two-unit, so only +0.80x.

Four plays pending.

[Capybara]

God, I hate the Chargers so intensely... Rivers picks, muffed punts... need my head examined putting my hard-earned cash on this team. Gonna get rolled by a rookie QB seeing his first NFL action.

Meanwhile, the team I formerly could not stop backing -- the Bucs -- starts covering easily as soon as I jump off the bandwagon. You just can't make this stuff up. Feels like a miracle I'm still up 14 units betting this league.

[Capybara]

All I can say about that Chargers ending is LOL. There's nothing more that can be said. Typical Chargers.

5-5-1 today for -1.45x.

Thread record: 103-87, +12.20x.

Tough night game... no plays as of now.

[Capybara]

With no Thielen tonight, the Vikes should continue working in Kyle Rudolph, and the 'Hawks have been allowing TE's to have good games. So hitting both of these:

K. Rudolph over 25.5 receiving yards, -115 (1.5x)

K. Rudolph over 3.5 receptions, +130 (1x)

That's all for now, although may still add something around the side or total. GL.

[Capybara]

Added one more:

Carson under 68.5 rushing yards, -125 (1x)

[Capybara]

2-1, +1.55x.

Thread record: 105-88, +13.75x.

[Capybara]

Cowboys -3, -105 (1.5x)

Cowboys 1h -0.5, -115 (1x)

[Capybara]

Thread record: 105-90, +11.05x.

That Cowboys team is truly an embarrassment. It’s a shame anyone has to win the NFC East this season. They should relegate that division to the XFL.

[Capybara]

Oregon/ Utah under 46, -110 (1x)

[Capybara]

Thread record: 105-91, +9.95x.

Let's get back to making some cash today...

Louisiana-Lafayette +6, -105 (2x)

Oklahoma -9, -105 (1.5x)

Memphis -10, -105 (1.5x)

[Hman]

Best of luck

[Capybara]

Broncos +8.5, -105 (1.5x)

Niners +1.5, -110 (1x)

[Capybara]

Adding:

Bengals +7, -115 (1.5x)

Cardinals +2, -110 (1x)

[Hman]

GL today

[Capybara]

Fifth and final play:

Bills +6, -105 (1x)

Good luck to everyone today.

[Capybara]

Rams 1h ML, -110 (1x)

Rams -1, -105 (1x)

[Da Manster!]

Capy!..I gave you the Chiefs (+3) as a best bet and lock since you asked me on my thread...I pounded it for 10 units..I tried to help you bro but you didn't heed my advice...

[Capybara]

Capy!..I gave you the Chiefs (+3) as a best bet and lock since you asked me on my thread...I pounded it for 10 units..I tried to help you bro but you didn't heed my advice...

Haha. I can’t fade my Pats! It’s a Boston thing. I picked Chiefs in my pick em pool but I could not bet them. Anyway, bro, you as well as I know the Pats were robbed in that game! The refs delivered your 10 units with a great big Christmas bow.

I profited today, so I’ll take it! Oh, but also I played a huge teaser that hit every single game except your stupid Packers! (I was indifferent on that one but saw they were in yours and wanted another team so added em! Damn you, Manster! )

[Da Manster!]

Haha. I can’t fade my Pats! It’s a Boston thing. I picked Chiefs in my pick em pool but I could not bet them. Anyway, bro, you as well as I know the Pats were robbed in that game! The refs delivered your 10 units with a great big Christmas bow.

I profited today, so I’ll take it! Oh, but also I played a huge teaser that hit every single game except your stupid Packers! (I was indifferent on that one but saw they were in yours and wanted another team so added em! Damn you, Manster! )

only team that lost for me......otherwise, it would have been a +15 unit day for me instead of +9 units...my goddamn foreskins have been covering machines the last several weeks...and it has nothing to do with Dwayne Haskins...he is still dogshit...can't read defenses and is very inaccurate...Callahan has been running the ball relentlessly with Guice and Peterson...and Green Bay plays that fukkin soft zone prevent defense in the last two minutes and allows the skins to march down the field and this happens...ridiculous TD catch by Terry McClaurin to fuk my teaser and back door my ass!...

[Capybara]

4-3 yesterday for a small profit. Basically hoping to grind back up. I do expect to hit some of the bowls hard, that will hopefully be a fun portion of the season!

Updated thread record: 109-97, +5.35x.

Been leaning to the under for MNF but not sure if prefer 1h, fg, or both. Anyone else partaking?

[Capybara]

Ok, gonna roll with 'em:

Giants/ Eagles 1h under 23, -115 (1x)

Giants/ Eagles under 45, -110 (1x)

[Capybara]

Thread record: 111-97, +7.35x.

[Capybara]

I'd love to take part today, but I'm really not feeling this Army-Navy game... Could easily see either side of the side or total, so no thanks... There'll be plenty of bowl games to make money on. (Gun to head, I'd probably play the over.)

[Capybara]

All right, let's find some winners today. Starting with:

Broncos +10, -120 (1x)

More coming...