Ten Things Sammy Did While On Suspension

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  • RogueScholar
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-05-07
    • 5082

    #36
    Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
    15. Sold his dirty undies to old men on Craigslist who like "Twinks".
    Damnit! How do you guys find out about these things?!?! Is there truly no way left in the world to buy dirty twink undies anonymously anymore? Laernu...

    Originally posted by StraitShooter
    90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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    • L2Gunz
      SBR MVP
      • 09-23-08
      • 2199

      #37
      27. sammy signed up for protective custody for being a cheese eating rat splinter uni-brow winner winner cheese dinner..RATBOY
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      • BatemanPatrickl
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-21-07
        • 18772

        #38
        28. Called Eddie Murphy and ask for advice about picking up trannies.
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        • L2Gunz
          SBR MVP
          • 09-23-08
          • 2199

          #39
          Originally posted by JGILL50
          you win
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          • G's pks
            Restricted User
            • 01-01-09
            • 22251

            #40
            29. Asked Zboiz and Dac to help him make his picks for the next few days, so he could impress the boys!
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            • BatemanPatrickl
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 06-21-07
              • 18772

              #41
              30. Let his bookie penis slap him in the face on purpose.
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              • L2Gunz
                SBR MVP
                • 09-23-08
                • 2199

                #42
                31. sammy uses his "EYE-HAWK" / "UNI-HAWK" for shade on sunny days. sammy can shave that shit off and use it as a blanket.
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                • wtf
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-22-08
                  • 12983

                  #43
                  this thread is why i love this site!
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                  • Chi_archie
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-22-08
                    • 63185

                    #44
                    apparently....

                    tried to steal from his hall mates in an effort to pay off debts to his bookie
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                    • JGILL50
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 10-31-08
                      • 836

                      #45
                      32. applied as david schwimmers (ross gellar on friends) stunt double
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                      • nosniboR11
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-02-08
                        • 10042

                        #46
                        and casper sat at home and drooled until sam came back, now you can ask him if you can suck his dick
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                        • FrozenMAN
                          SBR MVP
                          • 01-23-09
                          • 4334

                          #47
                          Originally posted by JGILL50
                          you win

                          LOL that one had me laughing for a while as well lol
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                          • RogueScholar
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 02-05-07
                            • 5082

                            #48
                            Originally posted by Chi_archie
                            apparently....

                            tried to steal from his hall mates in an effort to pay off debts to his bookie
                            That information reached me as well. Apparently Sammy is still over a dime in debt to a bookie after chasing losing bets, and in a last-ditch effort to make a payment on his debt he attempted to steal from a friend.

                            I ask you, is this the kind of person we want in our community? I have a much easier time interacting with a confessed stiff compared to someone who would steal from those close to him.

                            Originally posted by StraitShooter
                            90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                            • Boner_18
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-24-08
                              • 8301

                              #49
                              A witch a witch!!! Burn it!!! Burn it!!!
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                              • BatemanPatrickl
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 06-21-07
                                • 18772

                                #50
                                Originally posted by Boner_18
                                A witch a witch!!! Burn it!!! Burn it!!!
                                This is the third time you have used this line and it is still not funny
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                                • raydog
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 11-07-07
                                  • 6984

                                  #51
                                  haha, i love it when batpat decides to pass on his morning meds
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                                  • WileOut
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 02-04-07
                                    • 3844

                                    #52
                                    Its not meant to be funny
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                                    • Bread
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 03-16-08
                                      • 23726

                                      #53
                                      I think it's kinda funny.

                                      But maybe I'm just saying that to get in Boner's girl's pannies.
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                                      • wtf
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 08-22-08
                                        • 12983

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by RogueScholar
                                        That information reached me as well. Apparently Sammy is still over a dime in debt to a bookie after chasing losing bets, and in a last-ditch effort to make a payment on his debt he attempted to steal from a friend.

                                        I ask you, is this the kind of person we want in our community? I have a much easier time interacting with a confessed stiff compared to someone who would steal from those close to him.

                                        rs if true this is shocking and hope he disappears, he will soon anyway if he is that type of person, maybe sleep with the fishes
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                                        • WileOut
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 02-04-07
                                          • 3844

                                          #55
                                          Its like high school. Some kid who happens to be original and non-conformist gets picked on because he is different. Then the followers who want to be in the "cool" crowd start picking on him.

                                          Let the guy be who he is. Who wants to be normal anyway. Its boring.
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                                          • JGILL50
                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                            • 10-31-08
                                            • 836

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by WileOut
                                            Its like high school. Some kid who happens to be original and non-conformist gets picked on because he is different. Then the followers who want to be in the "cool" crowd start picking on him.

                                            Let the guy be who he is. Who wants to be normal anyway. Its boring.
                                            but the dorks in high school usually STFU

                                            ANd NORMAL is exactly what his picks are every public bet and every home favorite
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                                            • Casperwaits
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 08-25-06
                                              • 5042

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by nosniboR11
                                              and casper sat at home and drooled until sam came back, now you can ask him if you can suck his dick


                                              Is that supposed to be a diss? Have you and I ever had a run in before? Thank you for the comment about 50 posts into this thread..lol. You are obviously on top of things there pal. Wow a dick sucking insult...haven't heard one of those since grammer school. Truly gifted, I must admit.
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                                              • BatemanPatrickl
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 06-21-07
                                                • 18772

                                                #58
                                                33. Had a brief but intense "Bromance" with Wileout.
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                                                • Casperwaits
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 08-25-06
                                                  • 5042

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                                  33. Had a brief but intense "Bromance" with Wileout.

                                                  Looks like he had on with nosnibor11 as well.
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                                                  • Boner_18
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 08-24-08
                                                    • 8301

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by WileOut
                                                    Its like high school. Some kid who happens to be original and non-conformist gets picked on because he is different. Then the followers who want to be in the "cool" crowd start picking on him.

                                                    Let the guy be who he is. Who wants to be normal anyway. Its boring.


                                                    Exactly. Some lighthearted ribbing (i.e. ten things) but the pig pile is ridiculous. If sammy is 12, we are all 14.

                                                    34. Bromance w/ Boner. His girl filmed.
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                                                    • BatemanPatrickl
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 06-21-07
                                                      • 18772

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by raydog
                                                      haha, i love it when batpat decides to pass on his morning meds
                                                      Ray ray I knew today was going to be exciting so I skipped the meds. I may have to take a walk so my head doesn't explode; maybe tornado spin kick a bum if one asks me for change.
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                                                      • WileOut
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 02-04-07
                                                        • 3844

                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                                        33. Had a brief but intense "Bromance" with Wileout.


                                                        Hurtful man, just hurtful
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                                                        • BatemanPatrickl
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 06-21-07
                                                          • 18772

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by WileOut


                                                          Hurtful man, just hurtful
                                                          That was cold as ice!
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                                                          • Casperwaits
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 08-25-06
                                                            • 5042

                                                            #64
                                                            Originally posted by Boner_18


                                                            Exactly. Some lighthearted ribbing (i.e. ten things) but the pig pile is ridiculous. If sammy is 12, we are all 14.

                                                            34. Bromance w/ Boner. His girl filmed.

                                                            Boner, I agree pal. My Top Ten Lists are never overly malicious. Hell, I wouldn't write it if I couldn't take it. Just seems some people on here have a hard on for Sammy. If I knew this thread would have gotten as crazy as it had, I would never have written it.
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                                                            • AMBlai01
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 09-16-08
                                                              • 5882

                                                              #65
                                                              I can't believe that I just read that whole thread....I am actually upset at myself for it...
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                                                              • L2Gunz
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 09-23-08
                                                                • 2199

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                                                Ray ray I knew today was going to be exciting so I skipped the meds. I may have to take a walk so my head doesn't explode; maybe tornado spin kick a bum if one asks me for change.

                                                                SAMMY HAS "COUSIN IT" STUFFED IN HIS EYE-HAWK
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                                                                • L2Gunz
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 09-23-08
                                                                  • 2199

                                                                  #67
                                                                  FOUND A PIC OF SAMMY THE EYE-HAWK DORK

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                                                                  • JGILL50
                                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                                    • 10-31-08
                                                                    • 836

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Originally posted by Casperwaits
                                                                    Boner, I agree pal. My Top Ten Lists are never overly malicious. Hell, I wouldn't write it if I couldn't take it. Just seems some people on here have a hard on for Sammy. If I knew this thread would have gotten as crazy as it had, I would never have written it.
                                                                    yet u keep checkin back to see what everyone has contributed. Im kidding its all in good fun and when you put your self out in the open you open yourself to criticism. all in all this thread is entertaining and i bet SAM enjoys the attentention
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                                                                    • Casperwaits
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 08-25-06
                                                                      • 5042

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by JGILL50
                                                                      yet u keep checkin back to see what everyone has contributed. Im kidding its all in good fun and when you put your self out in the open you open yourself to criticism. all in all this thread is entertaining and i bet SAM enjoys the attentention
                                                                      I don't think I am being criticized by anyone on this thread. Yes, I check back to see what has been written, but for the time I am on here, I read EVERY new thread. That's just how I roll. Of all the Top Ten Lists I have written, this one has gotten the most views, and that's to bad because I thought this one was a little weak. Sammy brings controversy.
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                                                                      • L2Gunz
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 09-23-08
                                                                        • 2199

                                                                        #70
                                                                        I dont believe that it's your top 10 thats bringing people to view this thread...its mostly a thread where everyone can bash this dork at once...but yeah your top ten was a little weak today casper..no offense small fry!!!j/k
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