Ten Things Sammy Did While On Suspension

RogueScholar · 04-23-09, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

15. Sold his dirty undies to old men on Craigslist who like "Twinks".

Damnit! How do you guys find out about these things?!?! Is there truly no way left in the world to buy dirty twink undies anonymously anymore? Laernu...

L2Gunz · 04-23-09, 10:46 AM

27. sammy signed up for protective custody for being a cheese eating rat splinter uni-brow winner winner cheese dinner..RATBOY

BatemanPatrickl · 04-23-09, 10:48 AM

28. Called Eddie Murphy and ask for advice about picking up trannies.

L2Gunz · 04-23-09, 10:48 AM

Originally posted by JGILL50

you win

G's pks · 04-23-09, 10:50 AM

29. Asked Zboiz and Dac to help him make his picks for the next few days, so he could impress the boys!

BatemanPatrickl · 04-23-09, 10:52 AM

30. Let his bookie penis slap him in the face on purpose.

L2Gunz · 04-23-09, 11:03 AM

31. sammy uses his "EYE-HAWK" / "UNI-HAWK" for shade on sunny days. sammy can shave that shit off and use it as a blanket.

wtf · 04-23-09, 11:19 AM

this thread is why i love this site!

Chi_archie · 04-23-09, 11:22 AM

apparently....

tried to steal from his hall mates in an effort to pay off debts to his bookie

JGILL50 · 04-23-09, 11:35 AM

32. applied as david schwimmers (ross gellar on friends) stunt double

nosniboR11 · 04-23-09, 11:43 AM

and casper sat at home and drooled until sam came back, now you can ask him if you can suck his dick

FrozenMAN · 04-23-09, 11:48 AM

Originally posted by JGILL50

you win

LOL that one had me laughing for a while as well lol

RogueScholar · 04-23-09, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

apparently....

tried to steal from his hall mates in an effort to pay off debts to his bookie

That information reached me as well. Apparently Sammy is still over a dime in debt to a bookie after chasing losing bets, and in a last-ditch effort to make a payment on his debt he attempted to steal from a friend.

I ask you, is this the kind of person we want in our community? I have a much easier time interacting with a confessed stiff compared to someone who would steal from those close to him.

Boner_18 · 04-23-09, 12:07 PM

A witch a witch!!! Burn it!!! Burn it!!!

BatemanPatrickl · 04-23-09, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by Boner_18

A witch a witch!!! Burn it!!! Burn it!!!

This is the third time you have used this line and it is still not funny

raydog · 04-23-09, 12:42 PM

haha, i love it when batpat decides to pass on his morning meds

WileOut · 04-23-09, 12:43 PM

Its not meant to be funny

Bread · 04-23-09, 12:48 PM

I think it's kinda funny.

But maybe I'm just saying that to get in Boner's girl's pannies.

wtf · 04-23-09, 12:52 PM

Originally posted by RogueScholar

That information reached me as well. Apparently Sammy is still over a dime in debt to a bookie after chasing losing bets, and in a last-ditch effort to make a payment on his debt he attempted to steal from a friend.

I ask you, is this the kind of person we want in our community? I have a much easier time interacting with a confessed stiff compared to someone who would steal from those close to him.

rs if true this is shocking and hope he disappears, he will soon anyway if he is that type of person, maybe sleep with the fishes

WileOut · 04-23-09, 01:09 PM

Its like high school. Some kid who happens to be original and non-conformist gets picked on because he is different. Then the followers who want to be in the "cool" crowd start picking on him.

Let the guy be who he is. Who wants to be normal anyway. Its boring.

JGILL50 · 04-23-09, 01:13 PM

Originally posted by WileOut

Its like high school. Some kid who happens to be original and non-conformist gets picked on because he is different. Then the followers who want to be in the "cool" crowd start picking on him.

Let the guy be who he is. Who wants to be normal anyway. Its boring.

but the dorks in high school usually STFU

ANd NORMAL is exactly what his picks are every public bet and every home favorite

Casperwaits · 04-23-09, 01:14 PM

Originally posted by nosniboR11

and casper sat at home and drooled until sam came back, now you can ask him if you can suck his dick

Is that supposed to be a diss? Have you and I ever had a run in before? Thank you for the comment about 50 posts into this thread..lol. You are obviously on top of things there pal. Wow a dick sucking insult...haven't heard one of those since grammer school. Truly gifted, I must admit

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BatemanPatrickl · 04-23-09, 01:16 PM

33. Had a brief but intense "Bromance" with Wileout.

Casperwaits · 04-23-09, 01:17 PM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

33. Had a brief but intense "Bromance" with Wileout.

Looks like he had on with nosnibor11 as well.

Boner_18 · 04-23-09, 01:22 PM

Originally posted by WileOut

Its like high school. Some kid who happens to be original and non-conformist gets picked on because he is different. Then the followers who want to be in the "cool" crowd start picking on him.

Let the guy be who he is. Who wants to be normal anyway. Its boring.

Exactly. Some lighthearted ribbing (i.e. ten things) but the pig pile is ridiculous. If sammy is 12, we are all 14.

34. Bromance w/ Boner. His girl filmed.

BatemanPatrickl · 04-23-09, 01:23 PM

Originally posted by raydog

haha, i love it when batpat decides to pass on his morning meds

Ray ray I knew today was going to be exciting so I skipped the meds. I may have to take a walk so my head doesn't explode; maybe tornado spin kick a bum if one asks me for change.

WileOut · 04-23-09, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

33. Had a brief but intense "Bromance" with Wileout.

Hurtful man, just hurtful

BatemanPatrickl · 04-23-09, 01:26 PM

Originally posted by WileOut

Hurtful man, just hurtful

That was cold as ice!

Casperwaits · 04-23-09, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by Boner_18

Exactly. Some lighthearted ribbing (i.e. ten things) but the pig pile is ridiculous. If sammy is 12, we are all 14.

34. Bromance w/ Boner. His girl filmed.

Boner, I agree pal. My Top Ten Lists are never overly malicious. Hell, I wouldn't write it if I couldn't take it. Just seems some people on here have a hard on for Sammy. If I knew this thread would have gotten as crazy as it had, I would never have written it.

AMBlai01 · 04-23-09, 01:31 PM

I can't believe that I just read that whole thread....I am actually upset at myself for it...

L2Gunz · 04-23-09, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

Ray ray I knew today was going to be exciting so I skipped the meds. I may have to take a walk so my head doesn't explode; maybe tornado spin kick a bum if one asks me for change.

SAMMY HAS "COUSIN IT" STUFFED IN HIS EYE-HAWK

L2Gunz · 04-23-09, 01:59 PM

FOUND A PIC OF SAMMY THE EYE-HAWK DORK

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/dirtysac72/unibrow.png

JGILL50 · 04-23-09, 01:59 PM

Originally posted by Casperwaits

Boner, I agree pal. My Top Ten Lists are never overly malicious. Hell, I wouldn't write it if I couldn't take it. Just seems some people on here have a hard on for Sammy. If I knew this thread would have gotten as crazy as it had, I would never have written it.

yet u keep checkin back to see what everyone has contributed. Im kidding its all in good fun and when you put your self out in the open you open yourself to criticism. all in all this thread is entertaining and i bet SAM enjoys the attentention

Casperwaits · 04-23-09, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by JGILL50

yet u keep checkin back to see what everyone has contributed. Im kidding its all in good fun and when you put your self out in the open you open yourself to criticism. all in all this thread is entertaining and i bet SAM enjoys the attentention

I don't think I am being criticized by anyone on this thread. Yes, I check back to see what has been written, but for the time I am on here, I read EVERY new thread. That's just how I roll. Of all the Top Ten Lists I have written, this one has gotten the most views, and that's to bad because I thought this one was a little weak. Sammy brings controversy.

L2Gunz · 04-23-09, 02:29 PM

I dont believe that it's your top 10 thats bringing people to view this thread...its mostly a thread where everyone can bash this dork at once...but yeah your top ten was a little weak today casper..no offense small fry!!!j/k