Ten Things Sammy Did While On Suspension

pavyracer · 04-23-09, 09:21 AM

11. Applied for a job at the FBI as a snitch but was told he was overqualified for the job.

SamsNCharge99 · 04-23-09, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by Casperwaits

He is back ladies and gentleman. Get your

ready!!

10. Watched Sienna's NCAA tournament run on DVR as he pleasured himself into a Kleenex.

9. Made videos of himself making videos of himself which he promptly posted on ilovemyself.com

8. Chatted up lovely 14 year old girls in cyberspace, made an appointment to meet one, met Chris Hanson, but did not get arrested because he to is only 14.

7. Went to Chuck-E-Cheese and proceeded to piss off the young kids and their parents after beating all the toddlers in Wack-A-Mole and taunting them with taunts of "Do Work"!!

6. Went to a Bulimics Anonymous meeting

5. Met a girl (Oops my bad)

4. Invited JJ over for tea and crumpets.

3. Went to class

2. Became the CraigsList killer

1. Cried

#10. You spelled SIENA wrong. I don't have DVR in college. WRONG
#9. WRONG...not even that funny
#8. I don'y have cyber space..don't know what that is....only facebook. And the girls are 16, not 14
#7. I'm very competitive, I'm like Will Ferrell in that movie where he coaches the soccer team. I will taunt them when they are losing. They need to step up their game.
#6. I'm at a solid weight. 125. OTW is the same weight and 4 years older than me.
#5. I went to a party Friday Night w/ a fraternity I'm thinking about joining. The sorority chicks were there too. Me and a chick won 4 gms of PONG in a row. WE fukking DO WORK, then I DID HER. SO WRONG AGAIN CASPER.
#4. I haven't talked to JJ in a while.
#3. I always go to class surprisingly. I've only skipped 1 class this whole year. I'm a good student and actually smart.
#2. I use EBAY
#1. Yes I did CRY, my grandfather died.

Bread · 04-23-09, 09:27 AM

12. Rented a shadow.

BatemanPatrickl · 04-23-09, 09:39 AM

Hilarious.

He also tried waxing his unibrow but realized he would need sulfuric acid to get it off.

BatemanPatrickl · 04-23-09, 09:40 AM

This kid has more people dying around him then a 90 year old woman in a nursing home. Attention WHORE!

007Fatty · 04-23-09, 09:44 AM

sammy.. how old are youu?

BatemanPatrickl · 04-23-09, 09:46 AM

Mentally he's 5 years old.

Casperwaits · 04-23-09, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by SamsNCharge99

#10. You spelled SIENA wrong. I don't have DVR in college. WRONG
#9. WRONG...not even that funny
#8. I don'y have cyber space..don't know what that is....only facebook. And the girls are 16, not 14
#7. I'm very competitive, I'm like Will Ferrell in that movie where he coaches the soccer team. I will taunt them when they are losing. They need to step up their game.
#6. I'm at a solid weight. 125. OTW is the same weight and 4 years older than me.
#5. I went to a party Friday Night w/ a fraternity I'm thinking about joining. The sorority chicks were there too. Me and a chick won 4 gms of PONG in a row. WE fukking DO WORK, then I DID HER. SO WRONG AGAIN CASPER.
#4. I haven't talked to JJ in a while.
#3. I always go to class surprisingly. I've only skipped 1 class this whole year. I'm a good student and actually smart.
#2. I use EBAY
#1. Yes I did CRY, my grandfather died.

Thank you for your literal retorts to my list. Remind me the next time I make said list I make them more obtuse so you may be able to decipher fantasy from reality. FYI, going to a frat party with the Tri Lambs does not constitute a night out. Playing Beer Pong with an Omega Moo and than sleeping with her constitutes animal cruelty.

L2Gunz · 04-23-09, 09:49 AM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

Hilarious.

He also tried waxing his unibrow but realized he would need sulfuric acid to get it off.

sammy....waxes his eyebrows with acetone and a meat clever!!!

pico · 04-23-09, 09:49 AM

this thread gonna be epic now bateman is here

007Fatty · 04-23-09, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by Casperwaits

Thank you for your literal retorts to my list. Remind me the next time I make said list I make them more obtuse so you may be able to decipher fantasy from reality. FYI, going to a frat party with the Tri Lambs does not constitute a night out. Playing Beer Pong with an Omega Moo and than sleeping with her constitutes animal cruelty.

hahahaha!
Omega Moo!!

wtf · 04-23-09, 09:51 AM

13. between bouts of crying caught up on sucking chet off who was getting jealous of sammy's fixation with sbr

L2Gunz · 04-23-09, 09:54 AM

14. ate numerous meals of slop from his local cafateria while chet
gives him a reach around.

BatemanPatrickl · 04-23-09, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by Casperwaits

Thank you for your literal retorts to my list. Remind me the next time I make said list I make them more obtuse so you may be able to decipher fantasy from reality. FYI, going to a frat party with the Tri Lambs does not constitute a night out. Playing Beer Pong with an Omega Moo and than sleeping with her constitutes animal cruelty.

MLB Score:

CasperWaits 4
Unibrow 0

BatemanPatrickl · 04-23-09, 10:01 AM

15. Sold his dirty undies to old men on Craigslist who like "Twinks".

L2Gunz · 04-23-09, 10:05 AM

16. tried out for the mascot position at Siena, but was rejected
b/c his unibrow was a violation of school policy

pico · 04-23-09, 10:05 AM

wtf · 04-23-09, 10:07 AM

come on boys keep those creative juices flowing

sammy had a ton of idle time on hand

Casperwaits · 04-23-09, 10:07 AM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

15. Sold his dirty undies to old men on Craigslist who like "Twinks".

Just when I thought I was done seeing the word "Twink"

Where is Rogue Scholar when you need him.

L2Gunz · 04-23-09, 10:11 AM

17. got beaten up for wearing that stupid lookin halloween costume
on St. Patricks Day.

Bread · 04-23-09, 10:13 AM

18. Lost the "Coolest Currently Banned Poster" contest to Fiveteamer by a mile.

BatemanPatrickl · 04-23-09, 10:14 AM

Choked on his cigar on purpose so a nearby male would give him mouth to mouth.

L2Gunz · 04-23-09, 10:19 AM

L2Gunz · 04-23-09, 10:21 AM

19. sammy slipped a roofie in chet's drink, waited for him to pass out
then signed on SBR under chet's screenname to check the lines.

JGILL50 · 04-23-09, 10:22 AM

(20) tried to figure out another way to say do work or od krow

pavyracer · 04-23-09, 10:23 AM

21. He told Iwinyourmoney he is running a brothel in a PM to set him up and send pictures to his girlfriend and blackmail him for free baseball dog system picks.

L2Gunz · 04-23-09, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by pavyracer

21. He told Iwinyourmoney he is running a brothel in a PM to set him up and send pictures to his girlfriend and blackmail him for free baseball dog system picks.

once a snitch..always a snitch

JGILL50 · 04-23-09, 10:26 AM

22. tried to log into sbr to check his status 89765345 times everyday (serious)

L2Gunz · 04-23-09, 10:31 AM

23. shot his eye out with that dart-gun like ralphie on the christmas
story

JGILL50 · 04-23-09, 10:33 AM

(24) proof read his attention whoring first post back at sbr

Casperwaits · 04-23-09, 10:36 AM

Originally posted by JGILL50

(24) proof read his attention whoring first post back at sbr

So true...so true.

L2Gunz · 04-23-09, 10:38 AM

25. he put a patent/trademark on his uni-brow..he now calls it...
EYE-HAWK

BatemanPatrickl · 04-23-09, 10:39 AM

(25) Wrote love letters to Willie Bee, Bill Dozer and JJ Gold telling them that he would like to od krow on them while wearing his tux.

JGILL50 · 04-23-09, 10:40 AM

Originally posted by L2Gunz

25. he put a patent/trademark on his uni-brow..he now calls it...
EYE-HAWK

you win