The Profit, you talk like a New Yorker... or maybe an upper-Mid West gangster.
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I used work for an NGO that negotiated contracts with the government to provide jobs to people with disabilities.BOBBY SINCE YOUR A PAL OF MINE I AM GOING TO HELP YOU OUT THIS IS WHAT YOU DO.WWW.AMERICANSWITHDISABILITIES.ORG YOU SIGN UP TELL THEM YOU ARE MENTALLY CHALLENGED AND YOU NEED HELP.AFTER WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS THEY WILL BE CONVINCED YOU MEET THE REQUIREMENTS.
ONCE YOUR ON THE SYSTEM BOBBY THIS IS WHAT YOUR BENNIES ARE WHY BOTHER WITH A RESUME THIS IS YOUR ONLY HOPE
SECTION 8 APARTMENT 1200
DISABILITY PAYMENT EACH MONTH 850
FOOD STAMPS 150 EVERY 2 WEEKS YOU MIGHT GET 100 BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE KEEDS YET
MEALS ON WHEELS LUNCH EVERY DAY
BOBBY HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY DO BETTER THAN THIS WITH YOUR RESUME GET ON DISABILITY KID ITS YOUR ONLY HOPE
If bobby meets there requirements, i can hook him up with a job that suckles from the government's teet
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My resume might be worse than his, at least in the short run. I'm 25, just got a bachelors, but a fair chunk of the credits were from an online school and all my positive references are under a month or really part time. Maybe I could get into this retard special placement.Comment -
can hook you up poochie.
what would you like to do? sweep floors in the pentagon? make fries/burgers in the capitol? how about laundry service for the navy?
the choices are endless
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Oh my god, I've always wanted to sweep floors at the Pentagon and do laundry for the Navy! Can you r....
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