my resume

[wtf]

try gay porn , maybe you can find a niche with that steel in your mouth

[pimike]

try gay porn , maybe you can find a niche with that steel in your mouth

[purecarnagge]

seriously, I worked in college as a resume place for a part time job. I literally wrote resumes for people for 2 years...

100.00 I'll get you a resume.

[bobbyfk]

make it 60 pure and you got a deal

[Flyers09]

try gay porn , maybe you can find a niche with that steel in your mouth

[Flyers09]

bobby, when i left my plumbing job and went to another plumbing company i made up so much bullshit, and when i had to finish schoolign for plumbing i also made up so much bullshit to get in...seriosully, resumes are a joke, its all about first impressions, and if u were ot hand me that resume of urs id laugh at you..its horrible....lose the braces and find a manual labor job....plumbing might be to intense for you...im thinking maybe...painting..try it out...u stay in shape and get to work in other ppl's houses and check out the hot grls or guys(w/e u perfer) that live there...trust me

[ijustwant2bpaid]

bobby the teenage unemployment rate is at 24%, now that your 20 maybe you will find better luck!

[Chi_archie]

Bobby have you added excutive director of uglyluck.com on the resume yet?

[Brock Landers]

Not trying to sound mean...but maybe going back to college may help

GO TO COLLEGE

That or Intern for JJ and learn how to install power boxes and spy camera's

[Chi_archie]

college is over-rated...


Bobby you would make a great plumber, go learn a trade

[kato]

from an outsiders perspective, take ITH; extra innings advice.

good luck

[SamsNCharge99]

college is best time of your life

[Chi_archie]

what school did you go to BM?

[Chi_archie]

college is best time of your life

so its all downhill for you after 22? that is sad

[SamsNCharge99]

what school did you go to BM?

Kentucky

[SamsNCharge99]

so its all downhill for you after 22? that is sad

what a stupid NIG

[BeeMore]

what school did you go to BM?

Plattsburgh State

[SamsNCharge99]

Plattsburgh State

wow, me 2

[Mr Windy City]

Bobby,

Wtf is an expresso?

[jjgold]

Bobby you could not get a job even with my 2k rug on your fukkin head.

Your a gambler

[Illy]

Collect SBR points, it will make you a millionaire.

[konck]

Maybe you should be a Mangina

[Brock Landers]

college is over-rated... Bobby you would make a great plumber, go learn a trade

totally wrong

University of Illinois in Da House!

[Chi_archie]

Brock your college education got you 100k in the holeto your dad, they didn't teach how not to bet over your head

[THE PROFIT]

Brock your college education got you 100k in the holeto your dad, they didn't teach how not to bet over your head

exactly! Imagine what a fuked up mess you'd be in if you had went to a community college!!!!!

[THE PROFIT]

Bobby. I have had alot of jobs, will work long enough to steal info or make contacts, shit I can't talk about.

But, I never have a problem because I LIE on the resume. Don't be afraid to lie on a fukin resume. Odds are they will never contact your previous employer. Just don't lie about obvious shit like you know Chinese or how to operate a machine that you've never even fukin seen.

Keep it simple, if you have skills or know enough about something that you feel you could do it, don't be afraid to put it on your resume.

Make positions up, just pull them out of your ass. Embellish your skills & your accomplishments

[Chi_archie]

solid post TP

[brooks85]

i thought lying on a resume was a standard rule

[Mr Windy City]

Sonny was right, The working man is a SUCKA!!

[THE PROFIT]

i thought lying on a resume was a standard rule

yeah, but I don't mean little shit like the reason you were fired or why you can no longer step on that companys property anymore!

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOBBY SINCE YOUR A PAL OF MINE I AM GOING TO HELP YOU OUT THIS IS WHAT YOU DO.WWW.AMERICANSWITHDISABILITIES.ORG YOU SIGN UP TELL THEM YOU ARE MENTALLY CHALLENGED AND YOU NEED HELP.AFTER WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS THEY WILL BE CONVINCED YOU MEET THE REQUIREMENTS.

ONCE YOUR ON THE SYSTEM BOBBY THIS IS WHAT YOUR BENNIES ARE WHY BOTHER WITH A RESUME THIS IS YOUR ONLY HOPE

SECTION 8 APARTMENT 1200
DISABILITY PAYMENT EACH MONTH 850
FOOD STAMPS 150 EVERY 2 WEEKS YOU MIGHT GET 100 BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE KEEDS YET
MEALS ON WHEELS LUNCH EVERY DAY

BOBBY HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY DO BETTER THAN THIS WITH YOUR RESUME GET ON DISABILITY KID ITS YOUR ONLY HOPE

[BEANTOWNJIM]

https://www.dissabillitiesact.com

[Holtgetsback]

[BEANTOWNJIM]

I CANT FIND THE F-CKING WEBSITE WHAT THE F-CK MAYBE I CAN QUALIFY ALSO

[Holtgetsback]

http://www.ada.gov/