If You Got To Take The Place of Any Current Athlete, Who Would It Be?

[hankcream]

unreal guys my room is flooded natural disaster in toronto power was out last 4 hours i was starving, streets flooded no power no street lights pure madness in toronto..power just came back

I have pity but you were starving after 4 hours . Do you have an eating disorder?

[Seaweed]

Thanks for showing some sympathy

[Seaweed]

I have pity but you were starving after 4 hours . Do you have an eating disorder?

I didn't eat all day because I eat at 6pm and right before then the power went out and my home flooded. It's still flooded 10 inches. Im walking in water.

[Seaweed]

I choose Michael Phelps

[HauntingTheHoly]

Tiger Woods. I'd transform my rep into a more Dennis Rodman without the excess (pink hair, rooster ring, etc). I'd continue to bang all the hottest ass imaginable, and start putting it in the media's face. When reporters ask questions to imply I'm audacious, I'd look at them funny and say things like "So I guess you're a little jealous that it's not YOU who is banging all this hot ass constantly." All endorsements would stop at once, but pick back up once I was accepted as a "bad mother penetrater"

[Jimmy Proffett]

I like Haunting's answer. I'd want to be Tiger before the scandal. that had to be a rush hiding all those skeezers from the media and Erin. otoh being tom brady... you have Gisele right there, AND the adoration of countless southie skanks.

[ApricotSinner32]

Gennady Golovkin. Steel fists/Shatters jaws

[The Giant]

I would choose Mike Trout.

He is good-looking, athletic, well-spoken, gets all the ladies, and will one day be ridiculously rich.

He reminds me a lot of you, Seaweed.

[Otters27]

Probably some middle relief pitcher that makes about 700 K a year. Enough to live a great life but you can walk down the street and not many people would know who you are. Plus hanging in the bullpen is one of life's most underrated experiences that many will never know. Check in relief pitchers.

[Big Bear]

Joe Blanton.

Handsome , Charming, and one hell of a model american.