If You Got To Take The Place of Any Current Athlete, Who Would It Be?

[Seaweed]

Lets hear it folks

[You mad bro]

Arod

[hotelis]

Ovechkin

[Smoke]

Serena Williams

[Big Bear]

Patrick Corbin

[bobby heenan]

aaron hernandez.....not the incarerated version...but the TE....since my name is aaron and i played te....i still remember our state championship game....we were a running team that used the wing t....2nd series of the game...3rd and 10 at our opponents 11 yard line....run call from the coaches....qb audibles a pass play to me that had worked well several times during the season but almost never got called....i even glanced turned my head, in my stance, to glance at him to make sure what i heard was real....he called it again.....i ran my route about a yard short of the marker(because it gave me space between the nearest defender) and squared my body to him...he delivered the ball perfectly around my chest....caught it with my hands extended...secured it and turned and got tackled inside the 1....we ran it in on the next play for the games opening score and won 19-12....its a downgrade for the pats but has to happen....glory days

[Seaweed]

aaron hernandez.....not the incarerated version...but the TE....since my name is aaron and i played te....i still remember our state championship game....we were a running team that used the wing t....2nd series of the game...3rd and 10 at our opponents 11 yard line....run call from the coaches....qb audibles a pass play to me that had worked well several times during the season but almost never got called....i even glanced turned my head, in my stance, to glance at him to make sure what i heard was real....he called it again.....i ran my route about a yard short of the marker(because it gave me space between the nearest defender) and squared my body to him...he delivered the ball perfectly around my chest....caught it with my hands extended...secured it and turned and got tackled inside the 1....we ran it in on the next play for the games opening score and won 19-12....its a downgrade for the pats but has to happen....glory days

Im sorry but CURRENTLY you would be going to jail.

[crustyme]

none.

sure, i wouldn't mind their bank but not their regimen, pressure, fans, etc.

[InTheDrink]

saer would be OJ Simpson

saer killed thegiant, stole his login and started posting and playing poker as thegiant

saer you mother fukker!

[You mad bro]

Def not that ref that got quartered this weekend in brazil smh

[Louisvillekid1]

Any Professional Golfer...

[tg09]

none.

sure, i wouldn't mind their bank but not their regimen, pressure, fans, etc.

Dwight Howard?

[TwoWays]

JR Smith

[rm18]

Andrew Wiggins

[InTheDrink]

Any Professional Golfer...

you would MUCH rather be a top 50ish guye than a guey who is trying to re-earn his card and not just because of the money

some of those gueyes who are just trying to stay afloat play 30 tournaments a year and every week they're sweating out whether they'll make the cut and when they do every single shot affects their season earnings even when they're fighting for 59th place so they're constantly grinding

not that it's the worst life by any stretch but to be a guye like charles howell 3 who generally finishes from 20-60 on the fed ex list, never really wins much at all and has nothing to worry about....thats a gueye who's got it made for being an average tour player

[Ghenghis Kahn]

another vote for aaron hernandez

i want to be a dumb fukk for a day and get into a mind of a serial killer athlete.

[SportsMushroom]

either roger federer or lionel messi


both will in the future be considered the greatest even in their respective sports, now if you are an athlete that is what you aspire to


although I guess federer has the advantage, Id hate to look like an afeminate midget

[bobby heenan]

another vote for aaron hernandez

i want to be a dumb fukk for a day and get into a mind of a serial killer athlete.

ok ok....how about aaron dobson instead?

at the risk of being called a floyd rooster gobbler....wouldnt mind being him for the night of a fight....although he doesnt drink....and id want to get totally hammered after ....although id like to skip the training and 10 mile runs

[You mad bro]

Floyd money babyyyy

[manny24]

bolt

wears a thousand dollar pair of shoes U.O.E.N.O

[easyliving]

Lebron James

[billysink]

One of them prize ass fukkin kennel club champeens. You know those fukkin shaved up poodle fukkin things some rich qunt parades around in Scottsdale.

Fukkin mutts don't do anything but eat and fukk 29 times a week. They got humans pikkin up they shit and jackin them off when there's nothing around to get up on. If they don't like some shit they just piss on it.

fukk it gets any better than that.

[Killer_Demo]

Tim Lincecum. He gets all the top notch vag in SF

[beermankirk]

Any female Olympic beach volleyball player... i stay inside all day and look at the mirror...

[teaserpleaser]

one of those soccer stars very popular all over the world if I need to get away I'd just vacation in the US... lets see chicks, great wages, little to no risk of injury unless you pull a muscle. Travel all over the world soccer is huge in places with the hottest chicks Europe, Asian, and south America lets face it soccer guys have a pretty cool job. wanted to say somebody like jon jones but getting punched in the face sucks

[str]

Like everything else in life, it has it's pros and cons.

Most see only the money, popularity, and such, but that is by no means the story.

Many of those people would trade an awful lot to be able to walk down the street and not be noticed or eat out and not be noticed.

Oh yeah, if you have money, you can't trust anyone, including your new wife too be?

It's not nearly as easy as you might think.

You are a target.

For many, it's a tough life to say nothing about the fact that they have no real understanding of what life is all about having never been told no before the age of 24, if then.

Imagine only knowing one thing, being 30 years old and having to live the rest of your life with no chance of doing the only thing that you knew, to say nothing of making any more money for the next 50 years at what you knew as a way of life. No skills, no future, just yesterday.

That is a brutal life for plenty of those people.

It always looks greener on the other side.

[teaserpleaser]

Like everything else in life, it has it's pros and cons.

Most see only the money, popularity, and such, but that is by no means the story.

Many of those people would trade an awful lot to be able to walk down the street and not be noticed or eat out and not be noticed.

It's not nearly as easy as you might think.

For many, it's a tough life to say nothing about the fact that they have no real understanding of what life is all about having never been told no before the age of 24, if then.

Imagine only knowing one thing, being 30 years old and having to live the rest of your life with no chance of doing the only thing that you knew, to say nothing of making any more money for the next 50 years at what you knew as a way of life. No skills, no future, just yesterday.

That is a brutal life for plenty of those people.

It always looks greener on the other side.

You can always teach... if you know you're window is small to take advantage of your skill and you happen to be making lets say 300k year (Yeah I know really lowball number a lot of pro sports are min around this amount) and you didn't invest or made bad investments or you decided to live some crazy lifestyle making it rain etc etc buying whatever I have no pity that's on that person has only his self to blame.

[grantingyou]

This one is easy, Tom Brady! Good looking guy, with money, all-time great, hall of famer, and most of all and INCREDIBLE LOOKING WIFE WHO MAKES MORE MONEY THAN HE DOES!

[Marigold HD]

Jose Canseco

[ScurvyPirate]

Pedro Cerano

[TheMoneyShot]

Love to be Tom Brady for a day. Guy makes money. Decent looking. No worries. And a hot wife.

[hankcream]

Triple H

[Seaweed]

unreal guys my room is flooded natural disaster in toronto power was out last 4 hours i was starving, streets flooded no power no street lights pure madness in toronto..power just came back

[tony_come]

Venus Williams

[GunShard]

Any field goal kicker in the NFL.