Apricot Sinner Is Only Guy That Can Break My Sexless Record Here

[Sam Odom]

Vladamir Venditto in 9 months

[lemart5]

Ioh man this is juicy

[ParlayininHTown]

Did he break the streak

If he did, it's just you and me, Goldy.

Which one of us will crack first by committing suicide?

[RealSlimShady]

Did he break the streak

Did you break your own dry spell?

[jjgold]

I would not even know what to do if I had a girl in bed

I am dead serious too
I watch porn and guess I can go off that but my biggest issue is insertion, it always pops out of the girl no matter what I do
I tried with this hooker of strapping myself to her so I did not come out and we still had issues. It looked stupid though
Of course referring to escorts..not real women

No idea how I would approach anyway

[Sam Odom]

my biggest issue is insertion, it always pops out of the girl no matter what I do

[bradthebloke]

dont worry gold, hernandez is gonna break it and hes a baller. keep your head up.

[RudyRuetigger]

JJ we know you had sex last august pal

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/1853820-why-i-am-not-bash-video-more-important-stuff-why-i-am-your-leader.html

[ParlayininHTown]

JJ we know you had sex last august pal

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...ur-leader.html

Escorts count, JJ. I haven't hired a single whore or escort during my drought.

I win. In reality, though, I lose.

[smitch124]

wtf is an apricot sinner anyway?

[jjgold]

I paid man for that
Only way i get laid

JJ we know you had sex last august pal

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...ur-leader.html

[ParlayininHTown]

Kind of a Catch 22 for guys like Patty, JJ and I when you think about it.

I know if I got laid as much as the norm, I'd feel much better about myself.

Yet, to get laid regularly and acquire the self-esteem boost I desperately need, I have to feel better about myself and act like I'm confident and in control.

It's not plausible. I understand the "change your attitude" point of view, but those who offer that advice simply fail to understand that mental anguish and severe anxiety have damaged social losers like us to the point where a dispositional shift is no longer possible.

We'll never be happy, positive and confident around women again. The drought has lasted far too long, and we're basically done for.

At least some of us can go the JJ route and hire escorts for the occasional good time.

I, however, am content with my right hand and massive emotional issues that eventually lead to my likely self-inflicted death.

[ttwarrior1]

Checking in from my vacation, I have about an hour online, went to Facebook chat to check in with the boys and had a talk with zeta and patty.


let me tell u jj. Our consensus in the 3 sbr chat rooms is that we have never once seen patty ever once talk about women, he just disappears or changes the subject.

a few think he is gay,but he says he is not,so,for now he is not, but we need proof otherwise soon.


zeta is the one that needs help with women, we are tired of those skanks he goes out with

[Louisvillekid1]

Checking in from my vacation, I have about an hour online, went to Facebook chat to check in with the boys and had a talk with zeta and patty.


let me tell u jj. Our consensus in the 3 sbr chat rooms is that we have never once seen patty ever once talk about women, he just disappears or changes the subject.

a few think he is gay,but he says he is not,so,for now he is not, but we need proof otherwise soon.


zeta is the one that needs help with women, we are tired of those skanks he goes out with

When did you come back posting?

What's the US Open Play tomorrow

[ttwarrior1]

Wow your way behind on that one l kid, too long to explain, did u not like that site across the street not the eye onOneida dont bet early matches, dont need the action or the money, will make some bets for fun later

[rkelly110]

You guys are funny and sad at the same time.

What this thread lacked was advice.

1. the size of your dick is not a number one priority with women.
2. most women will not suck you off the night they meet you. You have to work on 'em. Frequent where they go.
3. lower your standards. Sometimes fat is where it's at.
4. be yourself, don't lie or bullshit.
5. if you get to 1st base, let them show you how they want kissed. No fish lips or slobber. They won't be back if
you can't kiss.
6. if you do get to home plate, you have a mouth with tongue , two hands and 10 toes.
7. if size is still a problem, there are a shit load of dead black men who would gladly give up their penis to be sewed onto you.
8. there are dating sites on TV and the internet, sign up.
9. watching porn is not good for anyone not in a relationship. Ever see a small penis in those movies? No.
10. this is the big one, be self confident. Women don't want to be around whinny, woe is me, men.

[Dr.Gonzo]

You guys are funny and sad at the same time.

What this thread lacked was advice.

1. the size of your dick is not a number one priority with women.
2. most women will not suck you off the night they meet you. You have to work on 'em. Frequent where they go.
3. lower your standards. Sometimes fat is where it's at.
4. be yourself, don't lie or bullshit.
5. if you get to 1st base, let them show you how they want kissed. No fish lips or slobber. They won't be back if
you can't kiss.
6. if you do get to home plate, you have a mouth with tongue , two hands and 10 toes.
7. if size is still a problem, there are a shit load of dead black men who would gladly give up their penis to be sewed onto you.
8. there are dating sites on TV and the internet, sign up.
9. watching porn is not good for anyone not in a relationship. Ever see a small penis in those movies? No.
10. this is the big one, be self confident. Women don't want to be around whinny, woe is me, men.

This is terrible advice.

[Scorpion]

coach, have you tried jelqing??

i went from 5.35 to 7.25 inch

if you dont know how, here is a video http://vimeo.com/58361700

forward it to sick gambler