My much documented going on 14 years without getting laid streak. I have the longest one in forum history. I do not see an end in site.
Apricot Sinner Is Only Guy That Can Break My Sexless Record Here
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jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#1Apricot Sinner Is Only Guy That Can Break My Sexless Record HereTags: None -
RoxxyfishSBR Posting Legend
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#2isnt he a documented homo??Comment -
ApricotSinner32Restricted User
- 11-28-10
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#3I have evolved dolbin. I don't give girls the power that most borderline primate men do. When a decent looking girl passes by me I act like she lives in a dimension I can not recognize. I could care less about girls most are dirty and leeches. Hustle or get hustle that is your choice. All you testerone filled men should take notes jerk off once a day and you won't have to enslave yourself to a weak whiny species for the rest of your life just for the sex drug. You weak minded fuks
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OptionalAdministrator
- 06-10-10
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#4"Apricot Sinner Is Only Guy That Can Break My Sexless Record Here"
What does that mean? You're saving your ass for Patty??.Comment -
sicklerSBR Posting Legend
- 06-05-08
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#5-200Originally posted by Optional"Apricot Sinner Is Only Guy That Can Break My Sexless Record Here"
What does that mean? You're saving your ass for Patty??
Subconsciously, if not consciously.Comment -
Chi_archieSBR Aristocracy
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jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#7Archie escorts do not count
Also how do you know I scored??Comment -
nosniboR11SBR Posting Legend
- 09-02-08
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#8jj and his young twinksComment -
SportsPedagogySBR MVP
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#9Originally posted by ApricotSinner32I have evolved dolbin. I don't give girls the power that most borderline primate men do. When a decent looking girl passes by me I act like she lives in a dimension I can not recognize. I could care less about girls most are dirty and leeches. Hustle or get hustle that is your choice. All you testerone filled men should take notes jerk off once a day and you won't have to enslave yourself to a weak whiny species for the rest of your life just for the sex drug. You weak minded fuks
Or you could laidComment -
opie1988SBR Posting Legend
- 09-12-10
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#10Look pal, you may be able to fool some of these guys on here with this tough guy act.....but here's the bottom line: Any average looking guy in his mid-twenties (you) who shows no interest in banging young tail.....is gay.Originally posted by ApricotSinner32I have evolved dolbin. I don't give girls the power that most borderline primate men do. When a decent looking girl passes by me I act like she lives in a dimension I can not recognize. I could care less about girls most are dirty and leeches. Hustle or get hustle that is your choice. All you testerone filled men should take notes jerk off once a day and you won't have to enslave yourself to a weak whiny species for the rest of your life just for the sex drug. You weak minded fuks
Period.
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BostongamblerBARRELED IN @ SBR!- 02-01-08
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#11I like the Tigers in game 3. Price is high but should be all setComment -
ttrace35SBR Posting Legend
- 09-30-10
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#12I could turn app into a pimp in just 3 short 60 minute classes.Comment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
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#13pattayy!!!
lmao at this thread another dolbin classic
I can't wait for rogue scholar to chime in here with a 2 paragraph speech
patty come to the SBR bash next year you me Bobby and DJ Destroyer will pull fukking broadsComment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
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#14tracer what is the discount rate priced at for those 3 classes. I could def improve myself.Originally posted by ttrace35I could turn app into a pimp in just 3 short 60 minute classes.
I banged a 20 year old NCC broad on Saturday and told her I was 23 instead of really 26. less creepy theory since I was at a college barComment -
ttrace35SBR Posting Legend
- 09-30-10
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#15Lying is always good. Whatever works. You have this down. You may proceed to lesson 2.Originally posted by ZetaPsi808tracer what is the discount rate priced at for those 3 classes. I could def improve myself.
I banged a 20 year old NCC broad on Saturday and told her I was 23 instead of really 26. less creepy theory since I was at a college barComment -
RyanLeafOfBetsSBR Hall of Famer
- 01-03-10
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#17I think what JJ meant was he thinks Patty can go 14+ years without getting laid and break his streak/drought, whatever you wanna call it.
Patty won't have that long of a drought. I've got faith!Comment -
Sam OdomSBR Aristocracy
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#18One Day Patty & Rogue will hook-up and live happily ever after --- been in the cards for yearsComment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#19Patty is smart
Women financial ruination of a man
He thinks with his mind instead of his rooster
That is a smart
Patty said he will never have sex
My record will be in jepardyComment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
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#20Originally posted by jjgoldPatty is smart
Women financial ruination of a man
He thinks with his mind instead of his rooster
That is a smart
Patty said he will never have sex
My record will be in jepardy
patty is Asexual aka not interested in sexual participation with any gender
Patty taught me that your right hand is always good enough
pattayyyy
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MonteSBR MVP
- 08-21-10
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#21Unless you find real love of course, instead of posting shit on a gambling forum.
Very "smart" indeed to think women are just financial ruin, way to piss away your life.Comment -
RealSlimShadySBR Hall of Famer
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#22Originally posted by ZetaPsi808
patty is Asexual aka not interested in sexual participation with any gender
Patty taught me that your right hand is always good enough
pattayyyy
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ABEHONESTSBR Hall of Famer
- 06-27-09
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#23Does having "bad-sex" count? They shouldn't count. None of my conquests below were any fun.
Even my photo on the bottom says.."what the hell did I just do?" You're a lucky man JJ, keep it up, er, rather, better keep it down.




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Sam OdomSBR Aristocracy
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#24Originally posted by ABEHONEST

King Mayan's High School Yearbook PicComment -
OptionalAdministrator
- 06-10-10
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#25That's impressive. How much for one of those magic hand jobs?!Originally posted by ZetaPsi808

patty is Asexual aka not interested in sexual participation with any gender
Patty taught me that your right hand is always good enough
pattayyyy
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showtiimeSBR MVP
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#26conquer the stage frightOriginally posted by ApricotSinner32I have evolved dolbin. I don't give girls the power that most borderline primate men do. When a decent looking girl passes by me I act like she lives in a dimension I can not recognize. I could care less about girls most are dirty and leeches. Hustle or get hustle that is your choice. All you testerone filled men should take notes jerk off once a day and you won't have to enslave yourself to a weak whiny species for the rest of your life just for the sex drug. You weak minded fuks
that is the first stepComment -
King MayanSBR Posting Legend
- 09-22-10
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#27
Sam Odom after I deflowered him
Old farts always turn homo at the end.
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BettingWizardSBR Hall of Famer
- 11-28-09
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#28I'm on day 52 of no masturbationComment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
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#29well dont tell anybody... but i give them to myself for free! i feel like such a winner b/c i am saving $250 for a hooker and just doing the job myselfOriginally posted by OptionalThat's impressive. How much for one of those magic hand jobs?!
i guess real pussy is better but you cant beat free!
all part of the +EV lifestyle palComment -
DeuceBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 01-12-08
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#30Patty, this hot broad sitting next to me, I don't even pay attention to her. Can't put the pussy on a pedestal. They will win.Comment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
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#31Deucer lets see a pic pallyOriginally posted by DeucePatty, this hot broad sitting next to me, I don't even pay attention to her. Can't put the pussy on a pedestal. They will win.
text it to my phone i will upload for forumComment -
Sunde91SBR Hall of Famer
- 11-26-09
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#32Evolved enough to release your feeble dik into a tissue everynight vs on a slut's face. Who has the power?Originally posted by ApricotSinner32I have evolved dolbin. I don't give girls the power that most borderline primate men do. When a decent looking girl passes by me I act like she lives in a dimension I can not recognize. I could care less about girls most are dirty and leeches. Hustle or get hustle that is your choice. All you testerone filled men should take notes jerk off once a day and you won't have to enslave yourself to a weak whiny species for the rest of your life just for the sex drug. You weak minded fuks
It's like saying people who have steak for dinner are weak, while you're strong for settling on a spam sandwich, despite your craving for steak as well.Comment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
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#33Rogue i did not intend for my 2 paragraph speech comment to be an attack at you. i do enjoy your posts even tho you are often burying me or patty or ttwarrior
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ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
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#34Deucer write my number on a post it note and slip it behind her fukkin ear palOriginally posted by ZetaPsi808Deucer lets see a pic pally
text it to my phone i will upload for forum
tell her im a sharp sports gambler that is well versed in rigged game theories and i have a decent sized 6" rooster
here is pic of broad
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ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
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#35fukkin classicOriginally posted by ApricotSinner32I have evolved dolbin. I don't give girls the power that most borderline primate men do. When a decent looking girl passes by me I act like she lives in a dimension I can not recognize. I could care less about girls most are dirty and leeches. Hustle or get hustle that is your choice. All you testerone filled men should take notes jerk off once a day and you won't have to enslave yourself to a weak whiny species for the rest of your life just for the sex drug. You weak minded fuks

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