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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Apricot Sinner Is Only Guy That Can Break My Sexless Record Here
    My much documented going on 14 years without getting laid streak. I have the longest one in forum history. I do not see an end in site.
  • Roxxyfish
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-26-09
    • 12066

    #2
    isnt he a documented homo??
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    • ApricotSinner32
      Restricted User
      • 11-28-10
      • 10648

      #3
      I have evolved dolbin. I don't give girls the power that most borderline primate men do. When a decent looking girl passes by me I act like she lives in a dimension I can not recognize. I could care less about girls most are dirty and leeches. Hustle or get hustle that is your choice. All you testerone filled men should take notes jerk off once a day and you won't have to enslave yourself to a weak whiny species for the rest of your life just for the sex drug. You weak minded fuks
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      • Optional
        Administrator
        • 06-10-10
        • 61747

        #4
        "Apricot Sinner Is Only Guy That Can Break My Sexless Record Here"

        What does that mean? You're saving your ass for Patty??
        .
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        • sickler
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 06-05-08
          • 15006

          #5
          Originally posted by Optional
          "Apricot Sinner Is Only Guy That Can Break My Sexless Record Here"

          What does that mean? You're saving your ass for Patty??
          -200

          Subconsciously, if not consciously.
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          • Chi_archie
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-22-08
            • 63172

            #6


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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              Archie escorts do not count

              Also how do you know I scored??
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              • nosniboR11
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 09-02-08
                • 10042

                #8
                jj and his young twinks
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                • SportsPedagogy
                  SBR MVP
                  • 02-13-11
                  • 3691

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ApricotSinner32
                  I have evolved dolbin. I don't give girls the power that most borderline primate men do. When a decent looking girl passes by me I act like she lives in a dimension I can not recognize. I could care less about girls most are dirty and leeches. Hustle or get hustle that is your choice. All you testerone filled men should take notes jerk off once a day and you won't have to enslave yourself to a weak whiny species for the rest of your life just for the sex drug. You weak minded fuks

                  Or you could laid
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                  • opie1988
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 09-12-10
                    • 23429

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ApricotSinner32
                    I have evolved dolbin. I don't give girls the power that most borderline primate men do. When a decent looking girl passes by me I act like she lives in a dimension I can not recognize. I could care less about girls most are dirty and leeches. Hustle or get hustle that is your choice. All you testerone filled men should take notes jerk off once a day and you won't have to enslave yourself to a weak whiny species for the rest of your life just for the sex drug. You weak minded fuks
                    Look pal, you may be able to fool some of these guys on here with this tough guy act.....but here's the bottom line: Any average looking guy in his mid-twenties (you) who shows no interest in banging young tail.....is gay.
                    Period.
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                    • Bostongambler
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 02-01-08
                      • 35581

                      #11
                      I like the Tigers in game 3. Price is high but should be all set
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                      • ttrace35
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-30-10
                        • 10828

                        #12
                        I could turn app into a pimp in just 3 short 60 minute classes.
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                        • ZetaPsi808
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 09-18-08
                          • 12119

                          #13
                          pattayy!!!

                          lmao at this thread another dolbin classic

                          I can't wait for rogue scholar to chime in here with a 2 paragraph speech

                          patty come to the SBR bash next year you me Bobby and DJ Destroyer will pull fukking broads
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                          • ZetaPsi808
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-18-08
                            • 12119

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ttrace35
                            I could turn app into a pimp in just 3 short 60 minute classes.
                            tracer what is the discount rate priced at for those 3 classes. I could def improve myself.

                            I banged a 20 year old NCC broad on Saturday and told her I was 23 instead of really 26. less creepy theory since I was at a college bar
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                            • ttrace35
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 09-30-10
                              • 10828

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ZetaPsi808
                              tracer what is the discount rate priced at for those 3 classes. I could def improve myself.

                              I banged a 20 year old NCC broad on Saturday and told her I was 23 instead of really 26. less creepy theory since I was at a college bar
                              Lying is always good. Whatever works. You have this down. You may proceed to lesson 2.
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                              • Sam Odom
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 10-30-05
                                • 58063

                                #16
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                                • RyanLeafOfBets
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 01-03-10
                                  • 8164

                                  #17
                                  I think what JJ meant was he thinks Patty can go 14+ years without getting laid and break his streak/drought, whatever you wanna call it.

                                  Patty won't have that long of a drought. I've got faith!
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                                  • Sam Odom
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 10-30-05
                                    • 58063

                                    #18
                                    One Day Patty & Rogue will hook-up and live happily ever after --- been in the cards for years
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #19
                                      Patty is smart

                                      Women financial ruination of a man

                                      He thinks with his mind instead of his rooster

                                      That is a smart

                                      Patty said he will never have sex

                                      My record will be in jepardy
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                                      • ZetaPsi808
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 09-18-08
                                        • 12119

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                        Patty is smart

                                        Women financial ruination of a man

                                        He thinks with his mind instead of his rooster

                                        That is a smart

                                        Patty said he will never have sex

                                        My record will be in jepardy


                                        patty is Asexual aka not interested in sexual participation with any gender

                                        Patty taught me that your right hand is always good enough

                                        pattayyyy
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                                        • Monte
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 08-21-10
                                          • 2056

                                          #21
                                          Unless you find real love of course, instead of posting shit on a gambling forum.
                                          Very "smart" indeed to think women are just financial ruin, way to piss away your life.
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                                          • RealSlimShady
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 12-24-07
                                            • 6249

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by ZetaPsi808


                                            patty is Asexual aka not interested in sexual participation with any gender

                                            Patty taught me that your right hand is always good enough

                                            pattayyyy
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                                            • ABEHONEST
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 06-27-09
                                              • 9470

                                              #23
                                              Does having "bad-sex" count? They shouldn't count. None of my conquests below were any fun.
                                              Even my photo on the bottom says.."what the hell did I just do?" You're a lucky man JJ, keep it up, er, rather, better keep it down.




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                                              • Sam Odom
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 10-30-05
                                                • 58063

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by ABEHONEST





                                                King Mayan's High School Yearbook Pic
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                                                • Optional
                                                  Administrator
                                                  • 06-10-10
                                                  • 61747

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by ZetaPsi808



                                                  patty is Asexual aka not interested in sexual participation with any gender

                                                  Patty taught me that your right hand is always good enough

                                                  pattayyyy
                                                  That's impressive. How much for one of those magic hand jobs?!
                                                  .
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                                                  • showtiime
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 06-16-11
                                                    • 2850

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by ApricotSinner32
                                                    I have evolved dolbin. I don't give girls the power that most borderline primate men do. When a decent looking girl passes by me I act like she lives in a dimension I can not recognize. I could care less about girls most are dirty and leeches. Hustle or get hustle that is your choice. All you testerone filled men should take notes jerk off once a day and you won't have to enslave yourself to a weak whiny species for the rest of your life just for the sex drug. You weak minded fuks
                                                    conquer the stage fright

                                                    that is the first step
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                                                    • King Mayan
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 09-22-10
                                                      • 21326

                                                      #27


                                                      Sam Odom after I deflowered him

                                                      Old farts always turn homo at the end.
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                                                      • BettingWizard
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 11-28-09
                                                        • 6522

                                                        #28
                                                        I'm on day 52 of no masturbation
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                                                        • ZetaPsi808
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 09-18-08
                                                          • 12119

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Optional
                                                          That's impressive. How much for one of those magic hand jobs?!
                                                          well dont tell anybody... but i give them to myself for free! i feel like such a winner b/c i am saving $250 for a hooker and just doing the job myself

                                                          i guess real pussy is better but you cant beat free!

                                                          all part of the +EV lifestyle pal
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                                                          • Deuce
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 01-12-08
                                                            • 29843

                                                            #30
                                                            Patty, this hot broad sitting next to me, I don't even pay attention to her. Can't put the pussy on a pedestal. They will win.
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                                                            • ZetaPsi808
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 09-18-08
                                                              • 12119

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Deuce
                                                              Patty, this hot broad sitting next to me, I don't even pay attention to her. Can't put the pussy on a pedestal. They will win.
                                                              Deucer lets see a pic pally

                                                              text it to my phone i will upload for forum
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                                                              • Sunde91
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 11-26-09
                                                                • 8325

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by ApricotSinner32
                                                                I have evolved dolbin. I don't give girls the power that most borderline primate men do. When a decent looking girl passes by me I act like she lives in a dimension I can not recognize. I could care less about girls most are dirty and leeches. Hustle or get hustle that is your choice. All you testerone filled men should take notes jerk off once a day and you won't have to enslave yourself to a weak whiny species for the rest of your life just for the sex drug. You weak minded fuks
                                                                Evolved enough to release your feeble dik into a tissue everynight vs on a slut's face. Who has the power?

                                                                It's like saying people who have steak for dinner are weak, while you're strong for settling on a spam sandwich, despite your craving for steak as well.
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                                                                • ZetaPsi808
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 09-18-08
                                                                  • 12119

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Rogue i did not intend for my 2 paragraph speech comment to be an attack at you. i do enjoy your posts even tho you are often burying me or patty or ttwarrior
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                                                                  • ZetaPsi808
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 09-18-08
                                                                    • 12119

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by ZetaPsi808
                                                                    Deucer lets see a pic pally

                                                                    text it to my phone i will upload for forum
                                                                    Deucer write my number on a post it note and slip it behind her fukkin ear pal

                                                                    tell her im a sharp sports gambler that is well versed in rigged game theories and i have a decent sized 6" rooster

                                                                    here is pic of broad


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                                                                    • ZetaPsi808
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 09-18-08
                                                                      • 12119

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by ApricotSinner32
                                                                      I have evolved dolbin. I don't give girls the power that most borderline primate men do. When a decent looking girl passes by me I act like she lives in a dimension I can not recognize. I could care less about girls most are dirty and leeches. Hustle or get hustle that is your choice. All you testerone filled men should take notes jerk off once a day and you won't have to enslave yourself to a weak whiny species for the rest of your life just for the sex drug. You weak minded fuks
                                                                      fukkin classic

                                                                      this is why venditto is a top poster
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