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DeFactoCripplerSBR MVP
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#141Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
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#142I'm with you (an adult,) so it'll be cool. They just made a movie about the time my teacher became an MMA fighter to save our high school, you wanna see that?Comment -
MDSBR Hall of Famer
- 01-31-12
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#144Rating supposed-but-probably-troll-DeFacto, from a professional hog analyst's point of view.
Looks around 175, good shoulders, decent back, I'd guess he has some strong traps. Difficult to tell but it looks like he skips leg day a lot. Big hands, which is good; pretty awful reach, though.
Shoulders: 8/10
Traps: 7/10
Legs: 4/10
Waist: 6/10
Overall: 7/10
Official score: 6.4 inches.
Pretty respectable I dare say.Comment -
VaughanySBR Aristocracy
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#145hahaComment -
GrabakaSBR MVP
- 02-19-11
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#146I have tons of work and you dont let me go.
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DeFactoCripplerSBR MVP
- 03-30-12
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#147Rating supposed-but-probably-troll-DeFacto, from a professional hog analyst's point of view.
Looks around 175, good shoulders, decent back, I'd guess he has some strong traps. Difficult to tell but it looks like he skips leg day a lot. Big hands, which is good; pretty awful reach, though.
Shoulders: 8/10
Traps: 7/10
Legs: 4/10
Waist: 6/10
Overall: 7/10
Official score: 6.4 inches.
Pretty respectable I dare say.
You see, armo manlets like him are a rare sight in Russia. we always hear stories about them creeping the dancefloor in their all black armani exchange manlet ninja suits. Trying to grind on the ankles of unsuspecting Russian chicks. It usually goes like...
"Hey what is that smell?"
"Groce, you have an armo manlet humping your leg like a dog!"
"Call security"
I found out it was Manny when I posted it online and people asked why I had an mma fighter hanging off me like he was my girlfriend. I told them he wasn't my girlfriend, just some manlet standing on his tippy toes trying to fit in the shot.Comment -
VaughanySBR Aristocracy
- 03-07-10
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#148LOL
Where are you in Russia DFC?! Kazan? St Petersburg? Moscow? Perm? Krasnodar?Comment -
DeFactoCripplerSBR MVP
- 03-30-12
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#149If V really was a little bitch he would post the video of when your picks bombed on that radio call in show, lol. Believe me, I would have posted it already but i have no idea where to look for it. However, it was hilarious and I remember it like it was yesterday...
-gabe brags to his nerd friends about his locks
-gabe's locks proceed crash and burn horrificly as per the norm
-nerds mock gabe on air
-gabe calls in show to defend himself like he does here
-nerds aren't buying gabe math that the 2 picks he won made up for all the losers
-nerds continue to mock gabe and refer to him as a "short armo"
-they hang up on gabe right as he is explaining the nuances of mega locks and quasar locks
-nerds proceed to further mock gabe and giggle like schoolgirlsComment -
VaughanySBR Aristocracy
- 03-07-10
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#152If V really was a little bitch he would post the video of when your picks bombed on that radio call in show, lol. Believe me, I would have posted it already but i have no idea where to look for it. However, it was hilarious and I remember it like it was yesterday...
-gabe brags to his nerd friends about his locks
-gabe's locks proceed crash and burn horrificly as per the norm
-nerds mock gabe on air
-gabe calls in show to defend himself like he does here
-nerds aren't buying gabe math that the 2 picks he won made up for all the losers
-nerds continue to mock gabe and refer to him as a "short armo"
-they hang up on gabe right as he is explaining the nuances of mega locks and quasar locks
-nerds proceed to further mock gabe and giggle like schoolgirls
THis one I believe:
Our boy Gabe in all his glory on the Punchdrunk podcast... http://toadhopnetwork.com/f/Punch#topComment -
DeFactoCripplerSBR MVP
- 03-30-12
- 2603
#153
While I'm on the topic, whoever said I didn't train legs has to understand it is hard to bulk up while living in russia. Even though i was on the cell tech when that photo was taken my diet consisted almost exclusively of perogies and vodka. Hard to get jacked like that.
My reach is dominating like jon jones too, don't know what this new guy is talking about. My arm just looks shorter because I am actually holding that manlet like 1 foot off the ground. His feet are dangling in midair, it was the only was we could take the pic properly.
Ha I did consider it, just to show how we aren't the only ones who question the logic behind some of Gabe's beliefs on who deserved decision wins, etc... Are you talking about the one where the dude rang in and had a massive rant about Gabe not having a clue about fighting when Gabe was saying Lombard dominated Boetsch?!
THis one I believe:
Just post both man.Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
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#154If V really was a little bitch he would post the video of when your picks bombed on that radio call in show, lol. Believe me, I would have posted it already but i have no idea where to look for it. However, it was hilarious and I remember it like it was yesterday...
-gabe brags to his nerd friends about his locks
-gabe's locks proceed crash and burn horrificly as per the norm
-nerds mock gabe on air
-gabe calls in show to defend himself like he does here
-nerds aren't buying gabe math that the 2 picks he won made up for all the losers
-nerds continue to mock gabe and refer to him as a "short armo"
-they hang up on gabe right as he is explaining the nuances of mega locks and quasar locks
-nerds proceed to further mock gabe and giggle like schoolgirlsComment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
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#155Pal I never claimed to be some adonis I just said I could easily mop the floor with a manlet like gabe or manny gamburyan. It funny though, I had no idea who manny was when I asked for the picture with him. I just thought my friends would never believe me when I told them I saw such a peculiar looking manlet and needed proof.
You see, armo manlets like him are a rare sight in Russia. we always hear stories about them creeping the dancefloor in their all black armani exchange manlet ninja suits. Trying to grind on the ankles of unsuspecting Russian chicks. It usually goes like...
"Hey what is that smell?"
"Groce, you have an armo manlet humping your leg like a dog!"
"Call security"
I found out it was Manny when I posted it online and people asked why I had an mma fighter hanging off me like he was my girlfriend. I told them he wasn't my girlfriend, just some manlet standing on his tippy toes trying to fit in the shot.
BTW- Manlet's are really short dudes, not dudes who are 5'10" lol trollin dirtyyyyyyyyyComment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
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#156Worst part of about this is finding out DeFacto is Russian... pizda. I love Russians.Comment -
VaughanySBR Aristocracy
- 03-07-10
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#157
Unless this also happens to be DFC!...
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gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
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#158lol He's not being serious bro
Unless this also happens to be DFC!...
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...9903353&page=1
probably does get paid to keep things entertaining on here...Comment -
DeFactoCripplerSBR MVP
- 03-30-12
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#159
You better hope I don't catch you in glendale, "morning shift" gabe. I will snap your 8 inch manlet arm like a twig. Those two guys look like they are from "Big Brothers", and you are a little kid, lol.
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VaughanySBR Aristocracy
- 03-07-10
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#160ha actually it probably is him, just saw this comment on tht site!...
"u fuking mongoloid retard manlet
im just trying to help you out you pussy, go post this vid in the powerlifting section and see what ppl say you dumb ****"Comment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
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#161Manlet fetish? That little armo was trying to rub little rooster all on my leg, you can clearly see he is the one leaning in. Don't try to twist this around somehow, manlet.
You better hope I don't catch you in glendale, "morning shift" gabe. I will snap your 8 inch manlet arm like a twig. Those two guys look like they are from "Big Brothers", and you are a little kid, lol.
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gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
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#162lmaoooooo this dude is actually a member of a power lifting forum and he is on here talking shit to people... you can't make this shit up lol classicComment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
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#163btw, how ugly does a dude gotta be to block out his face in a pic on a power lifting forum? lollllllllllllComment -
DeFactoCripplerSBR MVP
- 03-30-12
- 2603
#164lol He's not being serious bro
Unless this also happens to be DFC!...
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...9903353&page=1
Same thing with gabe. When posing next to normal sized men he looks like powder...
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gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
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#165I look like powder when I'm alone, too. I don't have to be next to someone. lolComment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
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#166He's roasting me, right guys? It's out of love, right???
haComment -
DeFactoCripplerSBR MVP
- 03-30-12
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VaughanySBR Aristocracy
- 03-07-10
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#168haha has to beComment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
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#169I'm too lazy to go back and check what I said that pushed his buttonComment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
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#170
the guy puts his arm around manny gamburyan and looks like he wants to blow him, then goes on the internet and talks shit about him... lol real scum... i would rather eat shit than take a picture with someone famous then talk shit about them online. how low is that? just wow lolComment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
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#172I don't know why I expect there to be good guys here, and am surprised to find myself around scum. It's a gambling forum, scum should be expected.Comment -
DeFactoCripplerSBR MVP
- 03-30-12
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#173lol you are so weak...
the guy puts his arm around manny gamburyan and looks like he wants to blow him, then goes on the internet and talks shit about him... lol real scum... i would rather eat shit than take a picture with someone famous then talk shit about them online. how low is that? just wow lolComment -
gabeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-12-11
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#174Comment
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