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  • DeFactoCrippler
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    • 03-30-12
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    #141
    Originally posted by gabe
    to the movies? sure.
    Sounds cool. But, if the movie is rated R you better bring your ID. Otherwise they might not let you in.
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    • gabe
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      • 09-12-11
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      #142
      Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
      Sounds cool. But, if the movie is rated R you better bring your ID. Otherwise they might not let you in.
      I'm with you (an adult,) so it'll be cool. They just made a movie about the time my teacher became an MMA fighter to save our high school, you wanna see that?
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      • Vaughany
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 03-07-10
        • 45563

        #143
        Originally posted by gabe
        you're such a little bitch, v. i swear.
        true dat
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        • MD
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          • 01-31-12
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          #144
          Rating supposed-but-probably-troll-DeFacto, from a professional hog analyst's point of view.

          Looks around 175, good shoulders, decent back, I'd guess he has some strong traps. Difficult to tell but it looks like he skips leg day a lot. Big hands, which is good; pretty awful reach, though.

          Shoulders: 8/10
          Traps: 7/10
          Legs: 4/10
          Waist: 6/10
          Overall: 7/10

          Official score: 6.4 inches.

          Pretty respectable I dare say.
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          • Vaughany
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            • 03-07-10
            • 45563

            #145
            haha
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            • Grabaka
              SBR MVP
              • 02-19-11
              • 3216

              #146
              I have tons of work and you dont let me go.
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              • DeFactoCrippler
                SBR MVP
                • 03-30-12
                • 2603

                #147
                Originally posted by MD
                Rating supposed-but-probably-troll-DeFacto, from a professional hog analyst's point of view.

                Looks around 175, good shoulders, decent back, I'd guess he has some strong traps. Difficult to tell but it looks like he skips leg day a lot. Big hands, which is good; pretty awful reach, though.

                Shoulders: 8/10
                Traps: 7/10
                Legs: 4/10
                Waist: 6/10
                Overall: 7/10

                Official score: 6.4 inches.

                Pretty respectable I dare say.
                Pal I never claimed to be some adonis I just said I could easily mop the floor with a manlet like gabe or manny gamburyan. It funny though, I had no idea who manny was when I asked for the picture with him. I just thought my friends would never believe me when I told them I saw such a peculiar looking manlet and needed proof.



                You see, armo manlets like him are a rare sight in Russia. we always hear stories about them creeping the dancefloor in their all black armani exchange manlet ninja suits. Trying to grind on the ankles of unsuspecting Russian chicks. It usually goes like...

                "Hey what is that smell?"

                "Groce, you have an armo manlet humping your leg like a dog!"

                "Call security"

                I found out it was Manny when I posted it online and people asked why I had an mma fighter hanging off me like he was my girlfriend. I told them he wasn't my girlfriend, just some manlet standing on his tippy toes trying to fit in the shot.
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                • Vaughany
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 03-07-10
                  • 45563

                  #148
                  LOL

                  Where are you in Russia DFC?! Kazan? St Petersburg? Moscow? Perm? Krasnodar?
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                  • DeFactoCrippler
                    SBR MVP
                    • 03-30-12
                    • 2603

                    #149
                    Originally posted by gabe
                    you're such a little bitch, v. i swear.
                    If V really was a little bitch he would post the video of when your picks bombed on that radio call in show, lol. Believe me, I would have posted it already but i have no idea where to look for it. However, it was hilarious and I remember it like it was yesterday...

                    -gabe brags to his nerd friends about his locks
                    -gabe's locks proceed crash and burn horrificly as per the norm
                    -nerds mock gabe on air
                    -gabe calls in show to defend himself like he does here
                    -nerds aren't buying gabe math that the 2 picks he won made up for all the losers
                    -nerds continue to mock gabe and refer to him as a "short armo"
                    -they hang up on gabe right as he is explaining the nuances of mega locks and quasar locks
                    -nerds proceed to further mock gabe and giggle like schoolgirls
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                    • DeFactoCrippler
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                      • 03-30-12
                      • 2603

                      #150
                      Originally posted by Vaughany
                      LOL

                      Where are you in Russia DFC?! Kazan? St Petersburg? Moscow? Perm? Krasnodar?
                      I'm in BblX0A can't you read the sign?
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                      • Vaughany
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 03-07-10
                        • 45563

                        #151
                        Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                        I'm in BblX0A can't you read the sign?
                        haha Strange name for a city... I always thought BblXoA meant "out" or "exit"! I haven't studied Russian in a while though to be honest
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                        • Vaughany
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 03-07-10
                          • 45563

                          #152
                          Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                          If V really was a little bitch he would post the video of when your picks bombed on that radio call in show, lol. Believe me, I would have posted it already but i have no idea where to look for it. However, it was hilarious and I remember it like it was yesterday...

                          -gabe brags to his nerd friends about his locks
                          -gabe's locks proceed crash and burn horrificly as per the norm
                          -nerds mock gabe on air
                          -gabe calls in show to defend himself like he does here
                          -nerds aren't buying gabe math that the 2 picks he won made up for all the losers
                          -nerds continue to mock gabe and refer to him as a "short armo"
                          -they hang up on gabe right as he is explaining the nuances of mega locks and quasar locks
                          -nerds proceed to further mock gabe and giggle like schoolgirls
                          Ha I did consider it, just to show how we aren't the only ones who question the logic behind some of Gabe's beliefs on who deserved decision wins, etc... Are you talking about the one where the dude rang in and had a massive rant about Gabe not having a clue about fighting when Gabe was saying Lombard dominated Boetsch?!

                          THis one I believe:

                          Originally posted by Vaughany
                          Our boy Gabe in all his glory on the Punchdrunk podcast... http://toadhopnetwork.com/f/Punch#top
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                          • DeFactoCrippler
                            SBR MVP
                            • 03-30-12
                            • 2603

                            #153
                            Originally posted by Vaughany

                            haha Strange name for a city... I always thought BblXoA meant "out" or "exit"! I haven't studied Russian in a while though to be honest
                            Pal, that is how you spell moscow in russian. You think I don't know how to spell my own city?

                            While I'm on the topic, whoever said I didn't train legs has to understand it is hard to bulk up while living in russia. Even though i was on the cell tech when that photo was taken my diet consisted almost exclusively of perogies and vodka. Hard to get jacked like that.

                            My reach is dominating like jon jones too, don't know what this new guy is talking about. My arm just looks shorter because I am actually holding that manlet like 1 foot off the ground. His feet are dangling in midair, it was the only was we could take the pic properly.

                            Originally posted by Vaughany

                            Ha I did consider it, just to show how we aren't the only ones who question the logic behind some of Gabe's beliefs on who deserved decision wins, etc... Are you talking about the one where the dude rang in and had a massive rant about Gabe not having a clue about fighting when Gabe was saying Lombard dominated Boetsch?!

                            THis one I believe:
                            Lol, there was more than one? I mean the one where some skinny phaget that looked like dj qualls was the host and when gabe called in he made some fat jew kid go on nerd tilt and stand up yelling at gabe when he was talking about locks and all that shit.

                            Just post both man.
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                            • gabe
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 09-12-11
                              • 7405

                              #154
                              Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                              If V really was a little bitch he would post the video of when your picks bombed on that radio call in show, lol. Believe me, I would have posted it already but i have no idea where to look for it. However, it was hilarious and I remember it like it was yesterday...

                              -gabe brags to his nerd friends about his locks
                              -gabe's locks proceed crash and burn horrificly as per the norm
                              -nerds mock gabe on air
                              -gabe calls in show to defend himself like he does here
                              -nerds aren't buying gabe math that the 2 picks he won made up for all the losers
                              -nerds continue to mock gabe and refer to him as a "short armo"
                              -they hang up on gabe right as he is explaining the nuances of mega locks and quasar locks
                              -nerds proceed to further mock gabe and giggle like schoolgirls
                              none of that happened lol
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                              • gabe
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-12-11
                                • 7405

                                #155
                                Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                                Pal I never claimed to be some adonis I just said I could easily mop the floor with a manlet like gabe or manny gamburyan. It funny though, I had no idea who manny was when I asked for the picture with him. I just thought my friends would never believe me when I told them I saw such a peculiar looking manlet and needed proof.



                                You see, armo manlets like him are a rare sight in Russia. we always hear stories about them creeping the dancefloor in their all black armani exchange manlet ninja suits. Trying to grind on the ankles of unsuspecting Russian chicks. It usually goes like...

                                "Hey what is that smell?"

                                "Groce, you have an armo manlet humping your leg like a dog!"

                                "Call security"

                                I found out it was Manny when I posted it online and people asked why I had an mma fighter hanging off me like he was my girlfriend. I told them he wasn't my girlfriend, just some manlet standing on his tippy toes trying to fit in the shot.
                                Boy, you really do have a "manlet" fetish. Guess it's clear from the way you've got your arm around Manny, and the constant "manlet" talk.

                                BTW- Manlet's are really short dudes, not dudes who are 5'10" lol trollin dirtyyyyyyyyy
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                                • gabe
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                                  • 09-12-11
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                                  #156
                                  Worst part of about this is finding out DeFacto is Russian... pizda. I love Russians.
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                                  • Vaughany
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 03-07-10
                                    • 45563

                                    #157
                                    Originally posted by gabe
                                    Worst part of about this is finding out DeFacto is Russian... pizda. I love Russians.
                                    lol He's not being serious bro

                                    Unless this also happens to be DFC!...

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                                    • gabe
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                                      • 09-12-11
                                      • 7405

                                      #158
                                      Originally posted by Vaughany
                                      lol He's not being serious bro

                                      Unless this also happens to be DFC!...

                                      http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...9903353&page=1
                                      oh yeah, of course, he's a career troll ahahaha

                                      probably does get paid to keep things entertaining on here...
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                                      • DeFactoCrippler
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 03-30-12
                                        • 2603

                                        #159
                                        Originally posted by gabe
                                        Boy, you really do have a "manlet" fetish. Guess it's clear from the way you've got your arm around Manny, and the constant "manlet" talk.

                                        BTW- Manlet's are really short dudes, not dudes who are 5'10" lol trollin dirtyyyyyyyyy
                                        Manlet fetish? That little armo was trying to rub little rooster all on my leg, you can clearly see he is the one leaning in. Don't try to twist this around somehow, manlet.



                                        You better hope I don't catch you in glendale, "morning shift" gabe. I will snap your 8 inch manlet arm like a twig. Those two guys look like they are from "Big Brothers", and you are a little kid, lol.

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                                        • Vaughany
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 03-07-10
                                          • 45563

                                          #160
                                          ha actually it probably is him, just saw this comment on tht site!...

                                          "u fuking mongoloid retard manlet

                                          im just trying to help you out you pussy, go post this vid in the powerlifting section and see what ppl say you dumb ****"
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                                          • gabe
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                                            • 09-12-11
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                                            #161
                                            Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                                            Manlet fetish? That little armo was trying to rub little rooster all on my leg, you can clearly see he is the one leaning in. Don't try to twist this around somehow, manlet.



                                            You better hope I don't catch you in glendale, "morning shift" gabe. I will snap your 8 inch manlet arm like a twig. Those two guys look like they are from "Big Brothers", and you are a little kid, lol.

                                            eh, this post was a miss... but no one can be funny every time, don't take it personally.
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                                            • gabe
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                                              • 09-12-11
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                                              #162
                                              lmaoooooo this dude is actually a member of a power lifting forum and he is on here talking shit to people... you can't make this shit up lol classic
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                                              • gabe
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                                                #163
                                                btw, how ugly does a dude gotta be to block out his face in a pic on a power lifting forum? lollllllllllll
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                                                • DeFactoCrippler
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 03-30-12
                                                  • 2603

                                                  #164
                                                  Originally posted by Vaughany
                                                  lol He's not being serious bro

                                                  Unless this also happens to be DFC!...

                                                  http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...9903353&page=1
                                                  Lol It was the only picture of that armo manlet online where he was standing next to a normal human. Lol, look at his interviews, in every one he is "conveniently" sitting down.

                                                  Same thing with gabe. When posing next to normal sized men he looks like powder...

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                                                  • gabe
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                                                    #165
                                                    Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                                                    Lol It was the only picture of that armo manlet online where he was standing next to a normal human. Lol, look at his interviews, in every one he is "conveniently" sitting down.

                                                    Same thing with gabe. When posing next to normal sized men he looks like powder...

                                                    I look like powder when I'm alone, too. I don't have to be next to someone. lol
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                                                    • gabe
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                                                      #166
                                                      He's roasting me, right guys? It's out of love, right???

                                                      ha
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                                                      • DeFactoCrippler
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 03-30-12
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                                                        #167
                                                        Originally posted by gabe
                                                        I look like powder when I'm alone, too. I don't have to be next to someone. lol
                                                        No when you are alone you never take a pic in perspective with anything else.

                                                        You use light to blur your armo rat face too. You are worse than a chick on myspace.
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                                                        • Vaughany
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                                                          • 03-07-10
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                                                          #168
                                                          haha has to be
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                                                          • gabe
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                                                            #169
                                                            I'm too lazy to go back and check what I said that pushed his button
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                                                            • gabe
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                                                              #170
                                                              Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                                                              No when you are alone you never take a pic in perspective with anything else.

                                                              You use light to blur your armo rat face too. You are worse than a chick on myspace.
                                                              lol you are so weak...

                                                              the guy puts his arm around manny gamburyan and looks like he wants to blow him, then goes on the internet and talks shit about him... lol real scum... i would rather eat shit than take a picture with someone famous then talk shit about them online. how low is that? just wow lol
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                                                              • DeFactoCrippler
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 03-30-12
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                                                                #171
                                                                Originally posted by gabe
                                                                He's roasting me, right guys? It's out of love, right???

                                                                ha
                                                                lol, I'm roasting you because you are a character like jjgold. Do you really expect us to believe the guy in the photo has been posting for 36 hours straight?
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                                                                • gabe
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                                                                  #172
                                                                  I don't know why I expect there to be good guys here, and am surprised to find myself around scum. It's a gambling forum, scum should be expected.
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                                                                  • DeFactoCrippler
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 03-30-12
                                                                    • 2603

                                                                    #173
                                                                    Originally posted by gabe
                                                                    lol you are so weak...

                                                                    the guy puts his arm around manny gamburyan and looks like he wants to blow him, then goes on the internet and talks shit about him... lol real scum... i would rather eat shit than take a picture with someone famous then talk shit about them online. how low is that? just wow lol
                                                                    I told you pal, I had no clue who he was. I thought he was a leprechaun or something. I only found out he was an mma fighter after.
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                                                                    • gabe
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                                                                      #174
                                                                      Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                                                                      lol, I'm roasting you because you are a character like jjgold. Do you really expect us to believe the guy in the photo has been posting for 36 hours straight?
                                                                      the photo of you and manny?

                                                                      you've been posting for far longer than 36 hours straight, i'm afraid.
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                                                                      • gabe
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                                                                        #175
                                                                        Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                                                                        I told you pal, I had no clue who he was. I thought he was a leprechaun or something. I only found out he was an mma fighter after.
                                                                        another miss.
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