Originally posted by gabe
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Sounds cool. But, if the movie is rated R you better bring your ID. Otherwise they might not let you in.Comment -
I'm with you (an adult,) so it'll be cool. They just made a movie about the time my teacher became an MMA fighter to save our high school, you wanna see that?Originally posted by DeFactoCripplerComment -
true datOriginally posted by gabeComment -
Rating supposed-but-probably-troll-DeFacto, from a professional hog analyst's point of view.
Looks around 175, good shoulders, decent back, I'd guess he has some strong traps. Difficult to tell but it looks like he skips leg day a lot. Big hands, which is good; pretty awful reach, though.
Shoulders: 8/10
Traps: 7/10
Legs: 4/10
Waist: 6/10
Overall: 7/10
Official score: 6.4 inches.
Pretty respectable I dare say.Comment -
hahaComment -
I have tons of work and you dont let me go.
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Pal I never claimed to be some adonis I just said I could easily mop the floor with a manlet like gabe or manny gamburyan. It funny though, I had no idea who manny was when I asked for the picture with him. I just thought my friends would never believe me when I told them I saw such a peculiar looking manlet and needed proof.Originally posted by MD
You see, armo manlets like him are a rare sight in Russia. we always hear stories about them creeping the dancefloor in their all black armani exchange manlet ninja suits. Trying to grind on the ankles of unsuspecting Russian chicks. It usually goes like...
"Hey what is that smell?"
"Groce, you have an armo manlet humping your leg like a dog!"
"Call security"
I found out it was Manny when I posted it online and people asked why I had an mma fighter hanging off me like he was my girlfriend. I told them he wasn't my girlfriend, just some manlet standing on his tippy toes trying to fit in the shot.Comment -
LOL
Where are you in Russia DFC?! Kazan? St Petersburg? Moscow? Perm? Krasnodar?Comment -
If V really was a little bitch he would post the video of when your picks bombed on that radio call in show, lol. Believe me, I would have posted it already but i have no idea where to look for it. However, it was hilarious and I remember it like it was yesterday...Originally posted by gabe
-gabe brags to his nerd friends about his locks
-gabe's locks proceed crash and burn horrificly as per the norm
-nerds mock gabe on air
-gabe calls in show to defend himself like he does here
-nerds aren't buying gabe math that the 2 picks he won made up for all the losers
-nerds continue to mock gabe and refer to him as a "short armo"
-they hang up on gabe right as he is explaining the nuances of mega locks and quasar locks
-nerds proceed to further mock gabe and giggle like schoolgirlsComment -
I'm in BblX0A can't you read the sign?Originally posted by VaughanyComment -
haha Strange name for a city... I always thought BblXoA meant "out" or "exit"! I haven't studied Russian in a while though to be honestOriginally posted by DeFactoCripplerComment -
Ha I did consider it, just to show how we aren't the only ones who question the logic behind some of Gabe's beliefs on who deserved decision wins, etc... Are you talking about the one where the dude rang in and had a massive rant about Gabe not having a clue about fighting when Gabe was saying Lombard dominated Boetsch?!Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
THis one I believe:
Originally posted by VaughanyComment -
Pal, that is how you spell moscow in russian. You think I don't know how to spell my own city?Originally posted by Vaughany
While I'm on the topic, whoever said I didn't train legs has to understand it is hard to bulk up while living in russia. Even though i was on the cell tech when that photo was taken my diet consisted almost exclusively of perogies and vodka. Hard to get jacked like that.
My reach is dominating like jon jones too, don't know what this new guy is talking about. My arm just looks shorter because I am actually holding that manlet like 1 foot off the ground. His feet are dangling in midair, it was the only was we could take the pic properly.
Lol, there was more than one? I mean the one where some skinny phaget that looked like dj qualls was the host and when gabe called in he made some fat jew kid go on nerd tilt and stand up yelling at gabe when he was talking about locks and all that shit.Originally posted by Vaughany
Just post both man.Comment -
none of that happened lolOriginally posted by DeFactoCripplerComment -
Boy, you really do have a "manlet" fetish. Guess it's clear from the way you've got your arm around Manny, and the constant "manlet" talk.Originally posted by DeFactoCripplerPal I never claimed to be some adonis I just said I could easily mop the floor with a manlet like gabe or manny gamburyan. It funny though, I had no idea who manny was when I asked for the picture with him. I just thought my friends would never believe me when I told them I saw such a peculiar looking manlet and needed proof.
You see, armo manlets like him are a rare sight in Russia. we always hear stories about them creeping the dancefloor in their all black armani exchange manlet ninja suits. Trying to grind on the ankles of unsuspecting Russian chicks. It usually goes like...
"Hey what is that smell?"
"Groce, you have an armo manlet humping your leg like a dog!"
"Call security"
I found out it was Manny when I posted it online and people asked why I had an mma fighter hanging off me like he was my girlfriend. I told them he wasn't my girlfriend, just some manlet standing on his tippy toes trying to fit in the shot.
BTW- Manlet's are really short dudes, not dudes who are 5'10" lol trollin dirtyyyyyyyyyComment -
Worst part of about this is finding out DeFacto is Russian... pizda. I love Russians.Comment -
lol He's not being serious broOriginally posted by gabe
Unless this also happens to be DFC!...
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oh yeah, of course, he's a career troll ahahahaOriginally posted by Vaughany
probably does get paid to keep things entertaining on here...Comment -
Manlet fetish? That little armo was trying to rub little rooster all on my leg, you can clearly see he is the one leaning in. Don't try to twist this around somehow, manlet.Originally posted by gabe
You better hope I don't catch you in glendale, "morning shift" gabe. I will snap your 8 inch manlet arm like a twig. Those two guys look like they are from "Big Brothers", and you are a little kid, lol.
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ha actually it probably is him, just saw this comment on tht site!...
"u fuking mongoloid retard manlet
im just trying to help you out you pussy, go post this vid in the powerlifting section and see what ppl say you dumb ****"Comment -
eh, this post was a miss... but no one can be funny every time, don't take it personally.Originally posted by DeFactoCripplerManlet fetish? That little armo was trying to rub little rooster all on my leg, you can clearly see he is the one leaning in. Don't try to twist this around somehow, manlet.
You better hope I don't catch you in glendale, "morning shift" gabe. I will snap your 8 inch manlet arm like a twig. Those two guys look like they are from "Big Brothers", and you are a little kid, lol.
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lmaoooooo this dude is actually a member of a power lifting forum and he is on here talking shit to people... you can't make this shit up lol classicComment -
btw, how ugly does a dude gotta be to block out his face in a pic on a power lifting forum? lollllllllllllComment -
Lol It was the only picture of that armo manlet online where he was standing next to a normal human. Lol, look at his interviews, in every one he is "conveniently" sitting down.Originally posted by Vaughany
Same thing with gabe. When posing next to normal sized men he looks like powder...
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I look like powder when I'm alone, too. I don't have to be next to someone. lolOriginally posted by DeFactoCripplerLol It was the only picture of that armo manlet online where he was standing next to a normal human. Lol, look at his interviews, in every one he is "conveniently" sitting down.
Same thing with gabe. When posing next to normal sized men he looks like powder...
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He's roasting me, right guys? It's out of love, right???
haComment -
No when you are alone you never take a pic in perspective with anything else.Originally posted by gabe
You use light to blur your armo rat face too. You are worse than a chick on myspace.Comment -
haha has to beComment -
I'm too lazy to go back and check what I said that pushed his buttonComment -
lol you are so weak...Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
the guy puts his arm around manny gamburyan and looks like he wants to blow him, then goes on the internet and talks shit about him... lol real scum... i would rather eat shit than take a picture with someone famous then talk shit about them online. how low is that? just wow lolComment -
lol, I'm roasting you because you are a character like jjgold. Do you really expect us to believe the guy in the photo has been posting for 36 hours straight?Originally posted by gabeComment -
I don't know why I expect there to be good guys here, and am surprised to find myself around scum. It's a gambling forum, scum should be expected.Comment -
I told you pal, I had no clue who he was. I thought he was a leprechaun or something. I only found out he was an mma fighter after.Originally posted by gabeComment -
the photo of you and manny?Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
you've been posting for far longer than 36 hours straight, i'm afraid.Comment -
another miss.Originally posted by DeFactoCripplerComment