Do You Think MMA Betting Is A Sucker Bet??

[gabe]

Ok, what do you make of this statement then. Because if i wasn't convinced of gabe's trollness I certainly would have had my jimmies rustled.



1. Is this factual statement?

Does gabe mean offshore books? Because I thought he only bet local. Last I heard he was getting freeplays from krazy karen after he lost 10k, (coincidentally the one time in his thread where he posted picks before the fights). Now we are to believe that gabe is crushing them so bad he got "cut off" by krazy karen (lol) and he is a pro gambler providing for his parents with his income? That is the story he is going on so far.

2. Gabe is so stupid he thinks people actually believe this shit.

The bouncy castles, losing 10k, his miraculous comeback with baseball plays to get out the hole (that he never posted). Cmon, thats as stupid as people believing jjgold actually had a bookie black mark his face with shoe polish. But MMA fans are usually quite young, and especially naive so i wouldn't blame him too much there.

3. Night shift gabe and morning shift gabe got their stories mixed up

4. The post was troll bait


What do you think?

I got out of the hole miracuously? lol i would think you were a complete moron if I didn't already know you're a career troll.

I posted my bets for the following MMA events after my loss, and I hit all those huge parlays. They are well documented on here. You silly troll, you.

i dunno where you pulled baseball plays outta your ass... man, you really are good for a laugh. luca was right.

[gabe]

and yes, several local bookies have closed my accounts.

since ufc 126, my record is 208-96. i'm 25-10 in strikeforce, and 18-7 in bellator. i've been doing well. i do well in most sports, but MMA is #1.

several people have tailed me and won money. they have said so in response in my threads and in private messages. i'm not posting plays on here for my own amusement. i went 13-4 this past weekend w/ ufc and bellator. anyone tailing me would have made a significant profit. that is my purpose for being here. your purpose is to provide entertainment with trolling, which is no purpose. you are a low life. but don't get it wrong, i dig you. if i were head writer on jimmy kimmel live, i would hire you on my writing staff.

[DeFactoCrippler]

Lol night shift gabe going hard. Day shift gabe is not nearly as adamant about defending the armenian manlet race of master handicappers.




What, you aren't going to threaten to stop sharing your plays for the 10th time? That is always funny because notasinglefuckisevergiven.jpg and you keep posting them anyways.

Btw, you quit gambling in your thread, remember? Right before getting out of a 10k hole within 24 hours. That is before you begged the forum for help. when nobody was stupid enough to loan you cash you made your "miracle" comeback, digging your way out of an imaginary hole. lol.

[gabe]

it wasn't 24 hours, idiot. i made huge profit over the next 2 consecutive UFC cards which were on consecutive friday and saturday, saturday being the ppv in brazil card with franklin vs silva-- made huge bank that weekend, it's documented on here. you're making things up, i guess that's the whole idea behind trolling. to make things up and get a rise out of me. lol you're a real low-life

and yes, i did say i quit gambling when i took that huge loss. that is something every gambler says after a huge loss. i guess you have no friends that are gamblers. i would bet that you have no friends, period. it is the equivalent of saying you are done drinking after a wild night.

ps- congratulations for making a gif from a video i linked the forum to. you really got me with that one. lol loser

[gabe]

LOL @ anonymous keyboard warriors... pathetic losers, i swear. keep hiding behind your computer and talking shit to everyone. that is pretty much what trolling is, i guess. you've got it down to a t

[gabe]

LOL I just remembered wanna bet saying "bury the hatchet" and LOL'd

[Vaughany]

LOL I just remembered wanna bet saying "bury the hatchet" and LOL'd

lol "Me and Gabers are cool now...we buried the hatchet"

[bringbacklife]

won most of my money from mma, anyone with tapology?

[Vaughany]

Gabe posts winning picks before events sometimes though, doesn't he? I dunno anything about his legitimacy, but I'm pretty sure I saw a parlay hit, which he posted before the event.

Also, someone explain this JJGold to me, please.

yeah as DFC said, JJ is a character who makes random videos were he rants about things and shouts a lot
Check out "Player's talk" section and you'll see him all over it

[Vaughany]

won most of my money from mma, anyone with tapology?

Nah but I have a look at it sometimes to see the percentage picks on each fighter in upcoming match-ups. You know my boiii Jesuseatsnubs who posts on tapology?!

[bringbacklife]

Nah but I have a look at it sometimes to see the percentage picks on each fighter in upcoming match-ups. You know my boiii Jesuseatsnubs who posts on tapology?!

dont know any specific names yet as i frequent it only sometimes when main events arise but yeah probably skimmed through his profile before?

[Vaughany]

Dude is a character! Have a look for him

[gabe]

Gabe posts winning picks before events sometimes though, doesn't he? I dunno anything about his legitimacy, but I'm pretty sure I saw a parlay hit, which he posted before the event.

Also, someone explain this JJGold to me, please.

Yeah, dude, I've ALWAYS posted my picks before the events. I'm here to share my picks, what would be the point of posting them afterwards? Doesn't make sense. Fools who say things like that are trolling. There are career trollers on this forum. Be aware.

[DeFactoCrippler]

Gabe gtfo man, lol. These are the official cliffs from your thread in the weeks prior to your epic meltdown.

Cliffs of what happened over the last few weeks

- Despite losing consistently Gabe proclaims himself the best capper on sbr
- Gabe is met with mockery and becomes belligerent
- Gabe threatens to stop posting his "winning" plays so nobody can use 5dimes as an ATM anymore, noone cares.
- Gabe then proceeds to post his picks anyways going "all in".
- Picks proceed to bomb horribly and his bankroll, (whether real or imaginary), is decimated.
- Gabe then goes through a guilt trip calling himself "pathetic" and begging for money.
- Gabe claims to be in debt with "serious" bookmakers
- Gabe proceeds to place more losing bets
- Gabe then attempts to use sbr to sell baseball cards and childrens jumping castles he is in possession of.
- Gabe places more losing bets.

Wtf man, if I were you I would claim to be a troll because atleast you can say "I was just trollin hahaha".

If you are actually legit that means you are an armo manlet living with his parents who bet 10k worth of money he didn't have on another armo manlet who got smoked in like 2 minutes. Then started crying for help trying to sell his childhood baseball card collection that mommy got him for christmas.

btw, did you end up selling that micheal jordan rookie card or is the prize jewel of your collection still intact?

[DeFactoCrippler]

Lol at this keyboard warrior shit. You think I'm hiding from YOU behind a keyboard? You're like 90lbs soaking wet, looking like one of the kids from "Make a Wish Foundation".

Or do you mean I'm hiding from other members of the armenian master race like Manny Gamburyan?

[DeFactoCrippler]

Yeah, dude, I've ALWAYS posted my picks before the events. I'm here to share my picks, what would be the point of posting them afterwards? Doesn't make sense. Fools who say things like that are trolling. There are career trollers on this forum. Be aware.

Lettuce be reality here gabe. A MODERATER sent me this pm back during the bouncy castle fiasco and I posted it . Btw strong spelling bigday, auto correct excuse isn't gonna save you on that.



Isn't he the most fun to get all riled up?? I love it. Guy can air bet with best of them.

I go along with his sharaid just so that he continues to post. Lol

Keep up the good work.

[gabe]

trollin' dirty

ha

dude really feels tough behind his computer. if you take all the paragraphs and essays he writes talking shit to people on a daily basis, you can make a series of books out of them. lol

[BIGDAY]

I feel a Gabriel video coming soon to clear this all up...

[gabe]

I feel a Gabriel video coming soon to clear this all up...

you're about as off on that as you are with your roller bet.

[Vaughany]

I feel a Gabriel video coming soon to clear this all up...

Yeah Gabe, please do a new vid and please do the Gangnam Style dance in honour of Brad Picket....

"Gabenam Style!"

[Vaughany]

Gabe gtfo man, lol. These are the official cliffs from your thread in the weeks prior to your epic meltdown.



Wtf man, if I were you I would claim to be a troll because atleast you can say "I was just trollin hahaha".

If you are actually legit that means you are an armo manlet living with his parents who bet 10k worth of money he didn't have on another armo manlet who got smoked in like 2 minutes. Then started crying for help trying to sell his childhood baseball card collection that mommy got him for christmas.

btw, did you end up selling that micheal jordan rookie card or is the prize jewel of your collection still intact?

Cliffs of what happened over the last few weeks

- Despite losing consistently Gabe proclaims himself the best capper on sbr
- Gabe is met with mockery and becomes belligerent
- Gabe threatens to stop posting his "winning" plays so nobody can use 5dimes as an ATM anymore, noone cares.
- Gabe then proceeds to post his picks anyways going "all in".
- Picks proceed to bomb horribly and his bankroll, (whether real or imaginary), is decimated.
- Gabe then goes through a guilt trip calling himself "pathetic" and begging for money.
- Gabe claims to be in debt with "serious" bookmakers
- Gabe proceeds to place more losing bets
- Gabe then attempts to use sbr to sell baseball cards and childrens jumping castles he is in possession of.
- Gabe places more losing bets.

LMAO I remember this...I think this was the turning point where people started to appreciate DFC's banter! Was a great summary

[DeFactoCrippler]

Yeah Gabe, please do a new vid and please do the Gangnam Style dance in honour of Brad Picket....

"Gabenam Style!"

The only poster on sbr other than Gabe, who is so obliviously stupid as him and came with an equally wacky story was Adam Bowden.

What ever happened to that guy, Vaughany?

[Vaughany]

The only poster on sbr other than Gabe, who is so obliviously stupid as him and came with an equally wacky story was Adam Bowden.

What ever happened to that guy, Vaughany?

haha who knows aye Defacto (wink wink)!

[gabe]

LMAO I remember this...I think this was the turning point where people started to appreciate DFC's banter! Was a great summary

It is not a great summary. He made up 2 parts of it. I never begged anybody for money, I just said I was selling shit... and I didn't "place more losing bets" - such a troll thing to say-- in reality, on the following 2 UFC cards, I made much more than I had lost on Papazian and Pacquaio... no point in correcting a troll, though. that's the point of trolling, to make things up.

again, you can write books filled with the essays this guy writes on a daily basis... truly king of trolling and talking shit on the internet. something he is proud of, i'm sure. hahaha the dude actually used respect and this forum in the same sentence yesterday. guess he comes here and types of paragraphs every day talking shit to people because it makes him feel respected.

[DeFactoCrippler]

I petition sbr to hire new writers for the 24 hour power posting entity known as gabe. He simply doesn't work as a "hero" because he is a born heel.



You should turn him into a racially charged stereotype of an Armenian. You know, a manlet with an inferiority complex who thinks it looks good to have hair all over their face and body but absolutely none on their head. Oh shit, I guess thats what Gabe is now, but you should do it in more of a funny, slapstick, borat meeks iron sheik way. Instead of a sorry degen wf style loser.

[gabe]

this is how this guy entertains himself... beautiful. ha

keyboard warrior of the year

[Vaughany]

Lmaooooooooooo

[gabe]

The dude talks about me posting a lot when he posts on here like clockwork. I'm beginning to think he's actually employed by sbr and is deflecting.

The irony in him telling someone else they post a lot is, as Nunya would put it, "delicious."

[gabe]

Lol at this keyboard warrior shit. You think I'm hiding from YOU behind a keyboard? You're like 90lbs soaking wet, looking like one of the kids from "Make a Wish Foundation".

Or do you mean I'm hiding from other members of the armenian master race like Manny Gamburyan?

is that you in the pic? lmao please tell me it's not, i would hate to think of you as a douche who would wear that hat in that fashion

[DeFactoCrippler]

The dude talks about me posting a lot when he posts on here like clockwork. I'm beginning to think he's actually employed by sbr and is deflecting.

The irony in him telling someone else they post a lot is, as Nunya would put it, "delicious."

He might find it ironic that you cannot even complete a simple mathematical equation because you have 4913 posts in roughly one year and I have 1394 in roughly six months.

[DeFactoCrippler]

is that you in the pic? lmao please tell me it's not, i would hate to think of you as a douche who would wear that hat in that fashion

Yeah it me pal. You think you can take me manlet?

Yeah I wear vertical striped hats with horizontal striped shirts. I don't give a penetrate pal thats how we get down in Russia, we don't dress like gay ass armenian ginos. I'm sorry we can't wear cool designer tank tops like that armo manlet gamburyan.

[Vaughany]

lol

[gabe]

Yeah it me pal. You think you can take me manlet?

Yeah I wear vertical striped hats with horizontal striped shirts. I don't give a penetrate pal thats how we get down in Russia, we don't dress like gay ass armenian ginos. I'm sorry we can't wear cool designer tank tops like that armo manlet gamburyan.

to the movies? sure.

[gabe]

He might find it ironic that you cannot even complete a simple mathematical equation because you have 4913 posts in roughly one year and I have 1394 in roughly six months.

that made sense. (/sarcasm)

[gabe]

lol

you're such a little bitch, v. i swear.