**SBRPro's, Tooters, you wan the AFC and NFC Championship game? Come GET IT!! * ALERT

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • dirtycash66
    SBR MVP
    • 04-13-12
    • 2958

    #421
    i dot understand why you pole smokers hate teasers so much............money is money get it how you can...cheers boys!!!!!!!
    Comment
    • Eddy Munny
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 08-13-13
      • 15768

      #422
      Where's the OP with all his incessant gameday tooting? He might be laying low for this one....even he knows his pick this week is garbage.

      Or maybe it's the idiot repellant I wore today.
      Comment
      • slacker00
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 10-06-05
        • 12262

        #423
        Originally posted by dirtycash66
        i dot understand why you pole smokers hate teasers so much............money is money get it how you can...cheers boys!!!!!!!
        There's a big difference between a good teaser and a bad teaser. I love good teasers.
        Comment
        • dirtycash66
          SBR MVP
          • 04-13-12
          • 2958

          #424
          i think this teaser is pretty good, one of the best I've seen so far
          Comment
          • TheChumba
            SBR High Roller
            • 01-13-14
            • 152

            #425
            Originally posted by dirtycash66
            i dot understand why you pole smokers hate teasers so much............money is money get it how you can...cheers boys!!!!!!!
            When people say its a sucker bet they are evaluating it over the long haul...not on an individual basis. Over the long haul you will lose with teasers. Simple: Unlike having to lay -110 on a Straight Bet, where the house edge is 4.5%...on a TEASER, you are aksed to lay between -120 & -130, depending on the amount of points you wish to grab. Over time the vig will catch up with you because all the games you are betting are not ALL going to fall in the 6 point range you are buying.
            Comment
            • Eddy Munny
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 08-13-13
              • 15768

              #426
              Originally posted by dirtycash66
              i think this teaser is pretty good, one of the best I've seen so far
              Comment
              • Barnes & Whine
                SBR MVP
                • 09-29-11
                • 3103

                #427
                Tom, Your pick is fuked today, Denver by 6. 37-31. Brady and Belichick will fuk you.
                Comment
                • Eddy Munny
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-13-13
                  • 15768

                  #428
                  Noel Gallagher... Brilliant songwriter. Sharp tongue. Eddy Munny approved.
                  Comment
                  • GT21Megatron
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 12-20-13
                    • 10818

                    #429
                    Originally posted by Barnes & Whine
                    Tom, Your pick is fuked today, Denver by 6. 37-31. Brady and Belichick will fuk you.


                    Better QB and better coach....Brady is 5-0 in this game
                    Comment
                    • w@lt
                      SBR MVP
                      • 10-08-10
                      • 2594

                      #430
                      I'm curious as to what the actual pick was? I didn't want to sift through this whole thread of nothing but the OP's blathering.
                      Comment
                      • Barnes & Whine
                        SBR MVP
                        • 09-29-11
                        • 3103

                        #431
                        Noel gallagher. Better songwriter than paul mccartney imho. speak of the devil and he shall appear.. Td broncos.10-0.
                        Comment
                        • adranger93
                          SBR Rookie
                          • 09-06-10
                          • 32

                          #432
                          Tooooooooooooooooooooooot Mother fer Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot, tom your looking great early!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                          Comment
                          • TheChumba
                            SBR High Roller
                            • 01-13-14
                            • 152

                            #433
                            Way to give up all that value with the teaser....
                            Comment
                            • dirtycash66
                              SBR MVP
                              • 04-13-12
                              • 2958

                              #434
                              Like I said earlier, this teaser is money
                              Comment
                              • PAULYPOKER
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 12-06-08
                                • 36581

                                #435
                                originally posted by bigdaddyqh
                                !.

                                2. Pats +7 right after the denver-san diego game ended. You blew that because you were too busy trying to immpress people. Grow up!!!
                                .
                                Originally posted by paulypoker
                                you think +7 is a good number?lol..........


                                Pats +13 and a half is not even a good #...........
                                Comment
                                • RollinDo
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 09-04-13
                                  • 13322

                                  #436
                                  Guess Tooter had no actual plays today.
                                  Guess he got derailed.
                                  Comment
                                  • TheChumba
                                    SBR High Roller
                                    • 01-13-14
                                    • 152

                                    #437
                                    lol...nice call when you have gotten zero push up front when running up the middle
                                    Comment
                                    • fishtot
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 01-01-09
                                      • 650

                                      #438
                                      Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                                      Thanks for the pick Tom. I'll be tooting come Sunday!!!
                                      hell yea, ese
                                      Comment
                                      • adranger93
                                        SBR Rookie
                                        • 09-06-10
                                        • 32

                                        #439
                                        Tooter lets get this train on the track, toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot mother fer toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
                                        Comment
                                        • Tanko
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 09-19-09
                                          • 5143

                                          #440
                                          Although I hate teasers...
                                          Part 1 of winning a 2 game teaser. Win the first game.
                                          ~3.5 hrs to tell if SEA succeeds in part 2.

                                          Wow. That was an unbelievable ass kicking by Den. Talib going out clearly hurt them but still, Wow.

                                          GL Tom Tooter.
                                          Comment
                                          • Eddy Munny
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 08-13-13
                                            • 15768

                                            #441
                                            This teaser is doomed. 49ers will win outright. Best you could hope for is a push.
                                            Comment
                                            • DoubleR90
                                              SBR Sharp
                                              • 11-12-11
                                              • 308

                                              #442
                                              Originally posted by dirtycash66
                                              i dot understand why you pole smokers hate teasers so much............money is money get it how you can...cheers boys!!!!!!!
                                              This! I don't understand all the hate on teasers. I'm definitely a long term winner in just teasers alone.

                                              My teaser on new england is a prime example. Take NE with the points, you lose. Tease them with the points, book a win. Cashed my teaser with NE + Under
                                              Comment
                                              • Initial
                                                SBR Rookie
                                                • 12-13-13
                                                • 18

                                                #443
                                                Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                                                This teaser is doomed. 49ers will win outright. Best you could hope for is a push.
                                                Seriously.. You've been commenting throughout this whole thread talking down Tom. You put down Broncos and joked around with the -6.5.. Just stop man.
                                                Comment
                                                • LosRichards
                                                  SBR Hustler
                                                  • 01-06-14
                                                  • 97

                                                  #444
                                                  eddy is a phaggggg with no life clearly...kill yourself
                                                  Comment
                                                  • Eddy Munny
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 08-13-13
                                                    • 15768

                                                    #445
                                                    Originally posted by Initial
                                                    Seriously.. You've been commenting throughout this whole thread talking down Tom. You put down Broncos and joked around with the -6.5.. Just stop man.
                                                    Relax dad. I was simply urging Tom the Tooter to provide some analysis to accompany his pick so we could get a glimpse into the mind of a genius. It's an opportunity to pick the brain of one of the best and I wasn't about to let that slip away. It turns out that he never even picked Broncos -6.5. This was eventually brought to my attention at the behest of some shrewd, insightful Tooter disciples. Where would we be without them?

                                                    Well anyways, the misunderstanding is clearly the result of some clerical error or technical glitch. But hey, it happens. These fancy computer websites with all their microwave outputs and such are prone to some occasional hiccups. We take the good, with the bad, all in stride out here in cyberspace.

                                                    Thankfully, that debacle is now behind us and we can concentrate on the reality of the fact that Tooter clutched his tallywhacker all weekend long, right up until gametime, only to splurge forth some two-bit teaser in anticlimactic fashion. I think his fans expected more, as well as his detractors. But alas, it is what it is. I'm just afraid it won't end well. I have a feeling the 49ers win the game. Teaser could push though if you're lucky.
                                                    Comment
                                                    • Eddy Munny
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 08-13-13
                                                      • 15768

                                                      #446
                                                      Originally posted by LosRichards
                                                      eddy is a phaggggg with no life clearly...kill yourself
                                                      Good one Dick. Just two weeks into this SBR thing and you've clearly hit the ground running. Let me guess, you joined just so you could stroke Tom's tooter?
                                                      Comment
                                                      • taymag
                                                        SBR Rookie
                                                        • 11-27-13
                                                        • 7

                                                        #447
                                                        Originally posted by slacker00
                                                        There's a big difference between a good teaser and a bad teaser. I love good teasers.
                                                        I dont think people think/thought it was a bad teaser... just the parlay in general people dont want to see on a big bet
                                                        Comment
                                                        • CallMeMrOMac
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 10-17-11
                                                          • 1213

                                                          #448
                                                          LOL @ paulypoker and bigdaddy with egg on their faces --- nice picks f*ggots
                                                          Comment
                                                          • Eddy Munny
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 08-13-13
                                                            • 15768

                                                            #449
                                                            Originally posted by JuicedUp
                                                            Comment
                                                            • Tanko
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 09-19-09
                                                              • 5143

                                                              #450
                                                              Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                                                              Good one Dick. Just two weeks into this SBR thing and you've clearly hit the ground running. Let me guess, you joined just so you could stroke Tom's tooter?

                                                              Uhmmm.... Not an appropriate comment from someone who is just 5 mo. into this SBR thing.

                                                              You are clearly someone who does not know their place on this forum. Haters, hate and you are clearly one of them... not an actual "contributor".

                                                              Suggestion... go over to Covers.
                                                              Comment
                                                              • trobin31
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 01-09-14
                                                                • 9854

                                                                #451
                                                                I don't understand the hating ?

                                                                Clearly enjoying another's bad fortunate means at your roots, you have been seriously ****** up by someone close in your life! I am sorry for your ****** up childhood, for the disappointment in your life which must have led you to this.

                                                                I hope all turns around for you so maybe one day you will come here to make friends. instead of trying to use the forum to get back at the ones who really shit on you, why don't you go confront your demons Eddy!
                                                                Comment
                                                                • Eddy Munny
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 08-13-13
                                                                  • 15768

                                                                  #452
                                                                  Originally posted by Tanko
                                                                  Uhmmm.... Not an appropriate comment from someone who is just 5 mo. into this SBR thing.

                                                                  You are clearly someone who does not know their place on this forum. Haters, hate and you are clearly one of them... not an actual "contributor".

                                                                  Suggestion... go over to Covers.
                                                                  Mind your business douche. I wasn't even talking to you. Did you take it upon yourself to fight the good fight on LosDick's behalf?

                                                                  I don't know my place on this forum? Enlighten me. Lay out your hierarchical structure so that I may assume my proper role in this delicate ecosystem we call SBR. If you can't convince me of my destiny in this cyberscape, then I think I'll just continue to conduct myself however the fvvck I see fit.

                                                                  Besides that, I've made plenty of contributions to this forum....more than the sum total of this entire thread squared.
                                                                  Comment
                                                                  • PAULYPOKER
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 12-06-08
                                                                    • 36581

                                                                    #453
                                                                    Originally posted by inTomWeTrust
                                                                    I KEEEEEEEEEEEEEP SCREAMING tooooooooooooot tooooooooot FROM SOUTH STATION IN BOSTON TO THE HILLTOPS IN WASHINGTON TO CANADA AND ALL THE WAY TO THE RIVERS AND AMAZON TO AFRICA IM ON THE TOP OF HILL TOPS

                                                                    AND MOUNTAINS


                                                                    AND BUILDINGS


                                                                    YOU SEE THE TOOTER


                                                                    WITH A HORN

                                                                    SCREAMING



                                                                    TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT






                                                                    TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT














                                                                    HE PUTS THE TOOTER CONDUCTER HAT ON







                                                                    AND THAT SCREAAAAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!




                                                                    ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                                    I SAID ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WHISTLE BLOWING ALL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!***************
                                                                    Manning & Denver De will cover AFC title game ATS @ -6.5+115!
                                                                    Comment
                                                                    • Eddy Munny
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 08-13-13
                                                                      • 15768

                                                                      #454
                                                                      Originally posted by trobin31
                                                                      I don't understand the hating ?

                                                                      Clearly enjoying another's bad fortunate means at your roots, you have been seriously ****** up by someone close in your life! I am sorry for your ****** up childhood, for the disappointment in your life which must have led you to this.

                                                                      I hope all turns around for you so maybe one day you will come here to make friends. instead of trying to use the forum to get back at the ones who really shit on you, why don't you go confront your demons Eddy!
                                                                      Yea, I don't understand all the hating either. Why is everyone approaching me with guns drawn? Why is this clown going Dr. Phil on me?

                                                                      I can tell that you're all perturbed about your teasers because now your attention has shifted to me. Misplaced anxiety is all. I'm not the bad guy.

                                                                      Besides, I'm doing Tooter a favor here. This thread has swelled to a ridiculous number of pages without him even having to "toot" every 5 minutes.
                                                                      Comment
                                                                      • Tanko
                                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                        • 09-19-09
                                                                        • 5143

                                                                        #455
                                                                        Wow.... Toot toot teaser won...
                                                                        Can't wait for the 11,000 views for his Super bowl pick. Nice job Tom.

                                                                        Wish I would have chased on this one.
                                                                        Comment
                                                                        Search
                                                                        Collapse
                                                                        SBR Contests
                                                                        Collapse
                                                                        Top-Rated US Sportsbooks
                                                                        Collapse
                                                                        Working...