i dot understand why you pole smokers hate teasers so much............money is money get it how you can...cheers boys!!!!!!!
**SBRPro's, Tooters, you wan the AFC and NFC Championship game? Come GET IT!! * ALERT
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dirtycash66SBR MVP
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Eddy MunnyBenched
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#422Where's the OP with all his incessant gameday tooting? He might be laying low for this one....even he knows his pick this week is garbage.
Or maybe it's the idiot repellant I wore today.Comment -
slacker00SBR Posting Legend
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#423There's a big difference between a good teaser and a bad teaser. I love good teasers.Originally posted by dirtycash66i dot understand why you pole smokers hate teasers so much............money is money get it how you can...cheers boys!!!!!!!Comment -
dirtycash66SBR MVP
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#424i think this teaser is pretty good, one of the best I've seen so farComment -
TheChumbaSBR High Roller
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#425When people say its a sucker bet they are evaluating it over the long haul...not on an individual basis. Over the long haul you will lose with teasers. Simple: Unlike having to lay -110 on a Straight Bet, where the house edge is 4.5%...on a TEASER, you are aksed to lay between -120 & -130, depending on the amount of points you wish to grab. Over time the vig will catch up with you because all the games you are betting are not ALL going to fall in the 6 point range you are buying.Originally posted by dirtycash66i dot understand why you pole smokers hate teasers so much............money is money get it how you can...cheers boys!!!!!!!Comment -
Eddy MunnyBenched
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#426Originally posted by dirtycash66i think this teaser is pretty good, one of the best I've seen so far
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Barnes & WhineSBR MVP
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#427Tom, Your pick is fuked today, Denver by 6. 37-31. Brady and Belichick will fuk you.Comment -
Eddy MunnyBenched
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#428Noel Gallagher... Brilliant songwriter. Sharp tongue. Eddy Munny approved.Comment -
GT21MegatronSBR Posting Legend
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#429Originally posted by Barnes & WhineTom, Your pick is fuked today, Denver by 6. 37-31. Brady and Belichick will fuk you.
Better QB and better coach....Brady is 5-0 in this gameComment -
w@ltSBR MVP
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#430I'm curious as to what the actual pick was? I didn't want to sift through this whole thread of nothing but the OP's blathering.Comment -
Barnes & WhineSBR MVP
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#431Noel gallagher. Better songwriter than paul mccartney imho. speak of the devil and he shall appear.. Td broncos.10-0.Comment -
adranger93SBR Rookie
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#432Tooooooooooooooooooooooot Mother fer Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot, tom your looking great early!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment -
TheChumbaSBR High Roller
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#433Way to give up all that value with the teaser....Comment -
dirtycash66SBR MVP
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#434Like I said earlier, this teaser is moneyComment -
PAULYPOKERBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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RollinDoSBR Posting Legend
- 09-04-13
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#436Guess Tooter had no actual plays today.
Guess he got derailed.Comment -
TheChumbaSBR High Roller
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#437lol...nice call when you have gotten zero push up front when running up the middle
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fishtotSBR Wise Guy
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#438hell yea, eseOriginally posted by Eddy MunnyThanks for the pick Tom. I'll be tooting come Sunday!!!Comment -
adranger93SBR Rookie
- 09-06-10
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#439Tooter lets get this train on the track, toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot mother fer toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!Comment -
TankoSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-19-09
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#440Although I hate teasers...
Part 1 of winning a 2 game teaser. Win the first game.
~3.5 hrs to tell if SEA succeeds in part 2.
Wow. That was an unbelievable ass kicking by Den. Talib going out clearly hurt them but still, Wow.
GL Tom Tooter.Comment -
Eddy MunnyBenched
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#441This teaser is doomed. 49ers will win outright. Best you could hope for is a push.Comment -
DoubleR90SBR Sharp
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#442This! I don't understand all the hate on teasers. I'm definitely a long term winner in just teasers alone.Originally posted by dirtycash66i dot understand why you pole smokers hate teasers so much............money is money get it how you can...cheers boys!!!!!!!
My teaser on new england is a prime example. Take NE with the points, you lose. Tease them with the points, book a win. Cashed my teaser with NE + UnderComment -
InitialSBR Rookie
- 12-13-13
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#443Seriously.. You've been commenting throughout this whole thread talking down Tom. You put down Broncos and joked around with the -6.5.. Just stop man.Originally posted by Eddy MunnyThis teaser is doomed. 49ers will win outright. Best you could hope for is a push.Comment -
LosRichardsSBR Hustler
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#444eddy is a phaggggg with no life clearly...kill yourselfComment -
Eddy MunnyBenched
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#445Relax dad. I was simply urging Tom the Tooter to provide some analysis to accompany his pick so we could get a glimpse into the mind of a genius. It's an opportunity to pick the brain of one of the best and I wasn't about to let that slip away. It turns out that he never even picked Broncos -6.5. This was eventually brought to my attention at the behest of some shrewd, insightful Tooter disciples. Where would we be without them?Originally posted by InitialSeriously.. You've been commenting throughout this whole thread talking down Tom. You put down Broncos and joked around with the -6.5.. Just stop man.
Well anyways, the misunderstanding is clearly the result of some clerical error or technical glitch. But hey, it happens. These fancy computer websites with all their microwave outputs and such are prone to some occasional hiccups. We take the good, with the bad, all in stride out here in cyberspace.
Thankfully, that debacle is now behind us and we can concentrate on the reality of the fact that Tooter clutched his tallywhacker all weekend long, right up until gametime, only to splurge forth some two-bit teaser in anticlimactic fashion. I think his fans expected more, as well as his detractors. But alas, it is what it is. I'm just afraid it won't end well. I have a feeling the 49ers win the game. Teaser could push though if you're lucky.Comment -
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#446Good one Dick. Just two weeks into this SBR thing and you've clearly hit the ground running. Let me guess, you joined just so you could stroke Tom's tooter?Originally posted by LosRichardseddy is a phaggggg with no life clearly...kill yourselfComment -
taymagSBR Rookie
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#447I dont think people think/thought it was a bad teaser... just the parlay in general people dont want to see on a big betOriginally posted by slacker00There's a big difference between a good teaser and a bad teaser. I love good teasers.Comment -
CallMeMrOMacSBR MVP
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#448LOL @ paulypoker and bigdaddy with egg on their faces --- nice picks f*ggotsComment -
Eddy MunnyBenched
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#449Originally posted by JuicedUp
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TankoSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-19-09
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#450Originally posted by Eddy MunnyGood one Dick. Just two weeks into this SBR thing and you've clearly hit the ground running. Let me guess, you joined just so you could stroke Tom's tooter?
Uhmmm.... Not an appropriate comment from someone who is just 5 mo. into this SBR thing.
You are clearly someone who does not know their place on this forum. Haters, hate and you are clearly one of them... not an actual "contributor".
Suggestion... go over to Covers.Comment -
trobin31SBR Hall of Famer
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#451I don't understand the hating ?
Clearly enjoying another's bad fortunate means at your roots, you have been seriously ****** up by someone close in your life! I am sorry for your ****** up childhood, for the disappointment in your life which must have led you to this.
I hope all turns around for you so maybe one day you will come here to make friends. instead of trying to use the forum to get back at the ones who really shit on you, why don't you go confront your demons Eddy!Comment -
Eddy MunnyBenched
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#452Mind your business douche. I wasn't even talking to you. Did you take it upon yourself to fight the good fight on LosDick's behalf?Originally posted by TankoUhmmm.... Not an appropriate comment from someone who is just 5 mo. into this SBR thing.
You are clearly someone who does not know their place on this forum. Haters, hate and you are clearly one of them... not an actual "contributor".
Suggestion... go over to Covers.
I don't know my place on this forum?
Enlighten me. Lay out your hierarchical structure so that I may assume my proper role in this delicate ecosystem we call SBR. If you can't convince me of my destiny in this cyberscape, then I think I'll just continue to conduct myself however the fvvck I see fit.
Besides that, I've made plenty of contributions to this forum....more than the sum total of this entire thread squared.Comment -
PAULYPOKERBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#453Originally posted by inTomWeTrustI KEEEEEEEEEEEEEP SCREAMING tooooooooooooot tooooooooot FROM SOUTH STATION IN BOSTON TO THE HILLTOPS IN WASHINGTON TO CANADA AND ALL THE WAY TO THE RIVERS AND AMAZON TO AFRICA IM ON THE TOP OF HILL TOPS
AND MOUNTAINS
AND BUILDINGS
YOU SEE THE TOOTER
WITH A HORN
SCREAMING
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
HE PUTS THE TOOTER CONDUCTER HAT ON
AND THAT SCREAAAAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!!!
I SAID ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WHISTLE BLOWING ALL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!***************Manning & Denver De will cover AFC title game ATS @ -6.5+115!




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Eddy MunnyBenched
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#454Yea, I don't understand all the hating either. Why is everyone approaching me with guns drawn? Why is this clown going Dr. Phil on me?Originally posted by trobin31I don't understand the hating ?
Clearly enjoying another's bad fortunate means at your roots, you have been seriously ****** up by someone close in your life! I am sorry for your ****** up childhood, for the disappointment in your life which must have led you to this.
I hope all turns around for you so maybe one day you will come here to make friends. instead of trying to use the forum to get back at the ones who really shit on you, why don't you go confront your demons Eddy!
I can tell that you're all perturbed about your teasers because now your attention has shifted to me. Misplaced anxiety is all. I'm not the bad guy.
Besides, I'm doing Tooter a favor here. This thread has swelled to a ridiculous number of pages without him even having to "toot" every 5 minutes.Comment -
TankoSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-19-09
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#455Wow.... Toot toot teaser won...
Can't wait for the 11,000 views for his Super bowl pick. Nice job Tom.
Wish I would have chased on this one.Comment
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