**SBRPro's, Tooters, you wan the AFC and NFC Championship game? Come GET IT!! * ALERT

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  • GT21Megatron
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-20-13
    • 10818

    #386
    PATS +4.5
    Hawks -3

    locked these in on Monday after I missed out on Pats +6.5.....Gonna put some on Pats $$$$Line also....Good luck Tom but a TEASER BRO?
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    • JuicedUp
      SBR MVP
      • 01-20-10
      • 3396

      #387
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      • beantown34
        SBR MVP
        • 12-31-13
        • 1110

        #388
        Originally posted by JuicedUp
        Lmao
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        • GT21Megatron
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 12-20-13
          • 10818

          #389
          Originally posted by JuicedUp

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          • Eddy Munny
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 08-13-13
            • 15768

            #390
            Originally posted by BigdaddyQH
            Another freak who will buy any story people have to sell. You are a nutcase. You should be put away. I suppose it was government agents who flew the planes. Right? Why people like you are allowed to even speak is beyond me.
            Well of course you'd say that. I wouldn't expect anything less from you. You're the kind of guy who still wears his combat fatigues to the grocery store, does military exercises in the backyard, and jumps up in the middle of night when you hear a dog's barking off in the distance, grabs your assault rifle and fires shots in the air while yelling into a homemade walkie talkie (coffee can with an antennae) that the "enemy is closing in fast."
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            • BigdaddyQH
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 07-13-09
              • 19530

              #391
              Originally posted by inTomWeTrust
              Broncos pick em Seattle +3 I trust in the steam engine shipping it tooooot tooooooooooot



              I trust in russell and Peyton toooooooot toot a llllll abooooooiaaarrdddd
              All of this hype for a chicken s**t wager like this? Tom, you have earned your name of "Chicken S**t Tooter". You have no guts at all. You never wager on these games. You are a fraud. Do you want to know just how stupid you are? Do you want to know just how big of a fool you are? Let me tell you, you moron. If you even bothered to look at today's line, you would see that Denver is down to -4 1/2 at every shop in Vegas and just about every off shore shop. What you have just admitted to is the fact that you made this chicken s**t wager BEFORE today, and just wanted to drag this out, something that all atention whores like you do.

              It is time to end this charade. It is time to put you in your place. It is time for Tommy, the Chicken S**t Tooter to take leave of us. Move on boy, before someone moves you on. You have given yourself away. There is a place for frauds like you.
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              • Eddy Munny
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 08-13-13
                • 15768

                #392
                Originally posted by inTomWeTrust
                I KEEEEEEEEEEEEEP SCREAMING tooooooooooooot tooooooooot FROM SOUTH STATION IN BOSTON TO THE HILLTOPS IN WASHINGTON TO CANADA AND ALL THE WAY TO THE RIVERS AND AMAZON TO AFRICA IM ON THE TOP OF HILL TOPS

                AND MOUNTAINS


                AND BUILDINGS


                YOU SEE THE TOOTER


                WITH A HORN

                SCREAMING



                TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT






                TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT














                HE PUTS THE TOOTER CONDUCTER HAT ON







                AND THAT SCREAAAAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!




                ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!!!


                I SAID ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WHISTLE BLOWING ALL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                Manning & Denver De will cover AFC title game ATS @ -6.5+115!
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                So let me get this straight Tooter, you're advising everyone to take the Broncos, but to SELL points to -6.5 or you're just a bozo who can't get a decent number? Do you even check current odds? I'm starting to believe the people who say you bet air.
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                • Luckycharms2012
                  SBR MVP
                  • 10-07-12
                  • 2422

                  #393
                  Tom i try not be a hater but this is real disappointing. Was hoping you'd have a play on at least the total but two teasers in a parlay? I'm only getting 1.86 x wager for that parlay, i could play 1 game ATS and get more than that....very disappointed.
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                  • frugalgambler
                    SBR MVP
                    • 05-30-13
                    • 3418

                    #394
                    I do not get all the whining. The guy has been hot, as crazy as he likes to behave. If you want to tail then tail, if not then not. Quit your whining and remember you are the only ones to blame if your plays lose. So STFU.
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                    • Luckycharms2012
                      SBR MVP
                      • 10-07-12
                      • 2422

                      #395
                      The pressure got to Tom, he hyped up the thread all week and broke down when it came time to make the pick. All his picks before i don't recall any teasers.
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                      • Eddy Munny
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 08-13-13
                        • 15768

                        #396
                        Originally posted by warbux
                        alright tooter! lets do this

                        denver -6.5 !!!!!!!

                        LOCKED IN AND READY TO ROCK ERASE THAT 1 LOSS THAT WASNT YOUR PICK THAT WAS SOME SCUMBAGS PICK YOUR UNDEFEATED TOM.

                        JUST LOCKED IN DEN -6.5 !!


                        TOOOT TOOOOOOOT TOOOT TOOOOOOOOOT
                        I think I'm going to fade Tootin Tom actually. Not loving the Broncos laying almost a touchdown in this spot.
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                        • WhatALoser
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 12-30-13
                          • 278

                          #397
                          A teaser? No way he bets these games.
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                          • TankHankerous
                            SBR MVP
                            • 03-22-12
                            • 2088

                            #398
                            Tooooooooooooooooooooot Toooooooooooooooooooooooooot
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                            • jaykarrels
                              SBR High Roller
                              • 08-28-13
                              • 120

                              #399
                              These lines are very hard to bet in the play offs. Tom did the safe move and still put up a great teaser. I have no problem with it. I think russell wilson under 30 rushing yards is the lock of the week, maybe my train will be tootin too after today.
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                              • WhatALoser
                                SBR Sharp
                                • 12-30-13
                                • 278

                                #400
                                A teaser isn't worth 12,000 views. Anybody can tease favorites. Having people wait around for a teaser isn't cool. As if the big bold letters wasn't enough.
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                                • Eddy Munny
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 08-13-13
                                  • 15768

                                  #401
                                  It's not a teaser if he's endorsing Broncos -6.5 @ plus payout. That means he sold points, making it more like a PLEASER.
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                                  • las8
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 09-09-09
                                    • 1262

                                    #402
                                    OldDaddy, no one likes you.

                                    Eddy Munny, you're a fagit.

                                    ChuChu guy, toot your own horn in private next time please.
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                                    • Eddy Munny
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 08-13-13
                                      • 15768

                                      #403
                                      Originally posted by las8
                                      OldDaddy, no one likes you.

                                      Eddy Munny, you're a fagit.

                                      ChuChu guy, toot your own horn in private next time please.
                                      Never heard of ya pal!!

                                      Oh! Hey! Bada-Boom Bada-Bing!
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                                      • GT21Megatron
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 12-20-13
                                        • 10818

                                        #404
                                        Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                                        Never heard of ya pal!!

                                        Oh! Hey! Bada-Boom Bada-Bing!
                                        ignore him bro....he's talking about private chats when he's the one on Toms thread....GOOD LUCK TOM.....MAYBE WE WILL GET SOME SIDES OR TOTALS ADDED WITH YOUR TEASER....
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                                        • w@lt
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 10-08-10
                                          • 2594

                                          #405
                                          Originally posted by JuicedUp
                                          That is my prediction. TOOOT
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                                          • Tanko
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 09-19-09
                                            • 5143

                                            #406
                                            Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                                            So let me get this straight Tooter, you're advising everyone to take the Broncos, but to SELL points to -6.5 or you're just a bozo who can't get a decent number? Do you even check current odds? I'm starting to believe the people who say you bet air.
                                            Eddy,
                                            Having read this entire thread, Tom never selected Den -6.5 yet you continually try to indicate he did. Why? You even went as far at 11:20 CST this morning to post a reply to one of Tom's posts and you edited Tom's post to make it look like Tom picked Den -6.5. That my friend is a true sign of scum....

                                            Who is really the embarrassment on this thread? A guy posting his picks and making a production out of it, which has been very entertaining, or someone like you who is fabricating posts just because they disagree?

                                            P.S. When you edit someone else's original post in your replies, use the same font.

                                            GL. Just think of the Tooting that will be on thread next week if this guy hits this teaser.
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                                            • las8
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 09-09-09
                                              • 1262

                                              #407
                                              Understandable as I have more productive things to do with my life than to troll forums all day like some people..
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                                              • Eddy Munny
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 08-13-13
                                                • 15768

                                                #408
                                                Originally posted by Tanko
                                                Eddy,
                                                Having read this entire thread, Tom never selected Den -6.5 yet you continually try to indicate he did. Why? You even went as far at 11:20 CST this morning to post a reply to one of Tom's posts and you edited Tom's post to make it look like Tom picked Den -6.5. That my friend is a true sign of scum....

                                                Who is really the embarrassment on this thread? A guy posting his picks and making a production out of it, which has been very entertaining, or someone like you who is fabricating posts just because they disagree?

                                                P.S. When you edit someone else's original post in your replies, use the same font.

                                                GL. Just think of the Tooting that will be on thread next week if this guy hits this teaser.
                                                Well I'm sorry to spoil your Sunday morning. If you would have been in church like a good boy, your eyes would never have had the misfortune of bearing witness to the atrocities I have committed on this thread. Misinformation begets misinformation so if Tooter gets the luxury of misrepresenting his true record than I would hope, in that very same vein, you wouldn't begrudge me a bit of deception and tomfoolery.

                                                P.S. I didn't manipulate any font whatsoever, so what you see was already applied in some fashion. You need to brush up on your detective work, but not bad for a guy who read an entire Tooter thread with high hopes.
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                                                • Mister X
                                                  SBR High Roller
                                                  • 01-12-14
                                                  • 140

                                                  #409
                                                  I'm with you on this pick Tom, I got Broncos -4.5 and also Niners +4.0 TOOT TOOT!!!!
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                                                  • Eddy Munny
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 08-13-13
                                                    • 15768

                                                    #410
                                                    Originally posted by Mister X
                                                    I'm with you on this pick Tom, I got Broncos -4.5 and also Niners +4.0 TOOT TOOT!!!!
                                                    Make sure you sell the Broncos up to -6.5 per Tootin Tom
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                                                    • nbaprofosor
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 01-22-10
                                                      • 3519

                                                      #411
                                                      this is toottttttttt and toootttttt
                                                      brancos ml ok but





                                                      seahawks +1 wont help you !!!!!!!





                                                      they will be buried today!!!
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                                                      • PAULYPOKER
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 12-06-08
                                                        • 36581

                                                        #412
                                                        I KEEEEEEEEEEEEEP SCREAMING tooooooooooooot tooooooooot FROM SOUTH STATION IN BOSTON TO THE HILLTOPS IN WASHINGTON TO CANADA AND ALL THE WAY TO THE RIVERS AND AMAZON TO AFRICA IM ON THE TOP OF HILL TOPS

                                                        AND MOUNTAINS


                                                        AND BUILDINGS


                                                        YOU SEE THE TOOTER


                                                        WITH A HORN

                                                        SCREAMING



                                                        TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT






                                                        TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT














                                                        HE PUTS THE TOOTER CONDUCTER HAT ON







                                                        AND THAT SCREAAAAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!




                                                        ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                        I SAID ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WHISTLE BLOWING ALL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                        Manning & Denver De will cover AFC title game ATS @ -6.5+115!
                                                        ***************
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                                                        • TheChumba
                                                          SBR High Roller
                                                          • 01-13-14
                                                          • 152

                                                          #413
                                                          Teasers and/or Parlays are sucker bets

                                                          /thread
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                                                          • PAULYPOKER
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 12-06-08
                                                            • 36581

                                                            #414
                                                            TootTootTooter Petered out on the wrong stretch of track..

                                                            Everyone says fukk Tom, they gittin off fukkin train n' walk!

                                                            Tom might as well be sukkin cokk!
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                                                            • taymag
                                                              SBR Rookie
                                                              • 11-27-13
                                                              • 7

                                                              #415
                                                              Don't care how good your record is "laying the farm" on a teaser is a garbage move. At least rate it a 3 star pick so these gambling addicts that follow you don't sell their mini vans for today's line.

                                                              Good luck either way
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                                                              • Eddy Munny
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 08-13-13
                                                                • 15768

                                                                #416
                                                                I agree, the teaser is bad enough, but then to encourage people to take the Broncos and SELL points up to -7.5 points? I think the Tooter's best days are behind him. It's sad. He was at the top of his game just yesterday it seemed like. But mental illness can erode even the sharpest minds.

                                                                R.I.P. InTomWeTrust
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                                                                • RDUBS
                                                                  SBR High Roller
                                                                  • 11-01-10
                                                                  • 224

                                                                  #417
                                                                  Is there an actual mathematical reason teasing through 0 doesn't usually work out so well? Handicappers? Could it be that teasers in general are more difficult to hit or that It just always happens to me? Good luck everyone. Can't go against Pats in playoffs but I do like Sea -3. Buying the hook. No matter what happens this thread was hilarious.
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                                                                  • slacker00
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 10-06-05
                                                                    • 12262

                                                                    #418
                                                                    Tooter, better read the rules at your book, ties lose in teasers. You are effectively getting SEA +2 1/2.
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                                                                    • Eddy Munny
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 08-13-13
                                                                      • 15768

                                                                      #419
                                                                      Originally posted by RDUBS
                                                                      Is there an actual mathematical reason teasing through 0 doesn't usually work out so well? Handicappers? Could it be that teasers in general are more difficult to hit or that It just always happens to me? Good luck everyone. Can't go against Pats in playoffs but I do like Sea -3. Buying the hook. No matter what happens this thread was hilarious.
                                                                      Teasers in general are sucker bets, but teasing across "zero" minimizes your advantage by taking a 3 point game and manipulating the line in your favor, albeit still a 3 point game (+3 instead of -3). So you're not really making the most of the 6 points you have at your disposal. It can payoff obviously, but the books will take that crap any day of the week.
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                                                                      • slacker00
                                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                                        • 10-06-05
                                                                        • 12262

                                                                        #420
                                                                        Originally posted by RDUBS
                                                                        Is there an actual mathematical reason teasing through 0 doesn't usually work out so well? Handicappers? Could it be that teasers in general are more difficult to hit or that It just always happens to me? Good luck everyone. Can't go against Pats in playoffs but I do like Sea -3. Buying the hook. No matter what happens this thread was hilarious.
                                                                        Yes. The reason is because the numbers 2, 1 and 0 are some of the worst numbers. So, say you tease -3 to +3, you just bought all of the worst numbers. The best teasers tease THROUGH 3, 4, 5, 6 AND 7. These are the absolute best number in NFL spreads and the data backs it up. You can find the data in Sharp Sports Betting by Standford Wong, as well as many other places. In fact Wong did such a thorough analysis of teasers, that 6 point -110 teasers that tease through both 3 & 7 are now called "Wong Teasers".
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