SBR Fantasy Football Leagues 2017 (3000 Point Buy-Ins!)

**Cuse0323** · 07-26-17, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by bosigga

That's love and dedication right there. Respect.

One thing that I have pride in my life is never owing anyone. Well, paying when I do, which is rare as I'm too stubborn to ask, and not welching on bets. Unfortunately, friends do, but I still force them to take the money even when they owe from the past. Just had to tell my friend he owes me $55 less than first thought after I did the math. Could have easily said nothing. Oh well. I can die happy. Greed is no bueno.

**stealthyburrito** · 07-26-17, 11:30 PM

Let me remind everyone of my prowess as a learned expert of fantasy football.

In the 3 years of LT conducting these leagues, my regular season record is 24-15 combined.

5-2 in the playoffs, ensuring at least a semi finals appearance in all 3 years. With exception to 2015, when I won outright the League I (professionals league) championship purse.

Going into week 12 of that year, I was 5-6. But, I clawed my way to the 6th seed, and from there went on to absolutely steam roll the playoff teams, including an embarrassing championship match when I engaged in anal rape of a powerhouse #1 seed 12-1 team.

Just a refresher for guys like Phillyguy, Matty, and greaser. I'd say I have a rivalry with greaser, but then again, going undefeated against your "rival" is hardly a rivalry. It's more of a dom/bottom scenario.

**Cuse0323** · 07-26-17, 11:35 PM

You've been dealing with amateurs, Steather. I get paid to draft teams for people.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 07-27-17, 03:11 AM

Originally posted by astro61200

Glad to see you're still alive and kicking after choking in the playoffs last year. Look forward to more shit talking in the early weeks, to watch you fall apart at the end again.

losing in the championship game constitutes falling apart

are you playing in league one this year

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 07-27-17, 04:38 AM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Let me remind everyone of my prowess as a learned expert of fantasy football.

In the 3 years of LT conducting these leagues, my regular season record is 24-15 combined.

5-2 in the playoffs, ensuring at least a semi finals appearance in all 3 years. With exception to 2015, when I won outright the League I (professionals league) championship purse.

Going into week 12 of that year, I was 5-6. But, I clawed my way to the 6th seed, and from there went on to absolutely steam roll the playoff teams, including an embarrassing championship match when I engaged in anal rape of a powerhouse #1 seed 12-1 team.

Just a refresher for guys like Phillyguy, Matty, and greaser. I'd say I have a rivalry with greaser, but then again, going undefeated against your "rival" is hardly a rivalry. It's more of a dom/bottom scenario.

Hoooly Fuk.....Stealthy you forgot to mention the participation award you received for playing 8th grade soccer & your 3rd place finish on the debate team your senior year

what is painfully evident to everyone here is your trending backward results. From 1st in 2014 to 3rd & 4th the following years. What you also failed to mention was that after knocking you out in the semis last season, you went into such a deep depression, you bailed on the bash a week before

These are the facts men

**mpaschal34** · 07-27-17, 06:51 AM

LT....as someone else said earlier, if you have trouble filling out league #3, I can do that one also.

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 07-27-17, 06:53 AM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Let me remind everyone of my prowess as a learned expert of fantasy football.

In the 3 years of LT conducting these leagues, my regular season record is 24-15 combined.

5-2 in the playoffs, ensuring at least a semi finals appearance in all 3 years. With exception to 2015, when I won outright the League I (professionals league) championship purse.

Going into week 12 of that year, I was 5-6. But, I clawed my way to the 6th seed, and from there went on to absolutely steam roll the playoff teams, including an embarrassing championship match when I engaged in anal rape of a powerhouse #1 seed 12-1 team.

Just a refresher for guys like Phillyguy, Matty, and greaser. I'd say I have a rivalry with greaser, but then again, going undefeated against your "rival" is hardly a rivalry. It's more of a dom/bottom scenario.

you forgot to mention that you're 125 pounds soaking wet, have irritable bowl syndrome and love long walks on the beach...

**Fabiodog** · 07-27-17, 07:36 AM

I'm in if I can borrow around 800 points,have rest at sbr book

**grease lightnin** · 07-27-17, 07:50 AM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

you forgot to mention that you're 125 pounds soaking wet, have irritable bowl syndrome and love long walks on the beach...

**DJ Dalamar** · 07-27-17, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by mpaschal34

I can lend 1200 with payback of 1250. No other interest until first week of October. After that 10 points a week if balance above 500, 5 points a week if less.

That's a great deal thank you I'll take it. I am pro now I stock pile all my FP points until football season so should be no issue paying you back.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 07-27-17, 08:54 AM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

you forgot to mention that you're 125 pounds soaking wet, have irritable bowl syndrome and love long walks on the beach...

Jakey in mid season form

**LT Profits** · 07-27-17, 09:39 AM

DJ Dalamar PMed me he does not care what league he is in, so should I go ahead and finalize League I today?

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 07-27-17, 10:01 AM

Originally posted by LT Profits

DJ Dalamar PMed me he does not care what league he is in, so should I go ahead and finalize League I today?

So matty has loans out witb 2 other guys in league 1?

#collusion

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 07-27-17, 10:09 AM

Originally posted by LT Profits

DJ Dalamar PMed me he does not care what league he is in, so should I go ahead and finalize League I today?

sure, why not?

also randomize the draft order so we can start doing mock drafts...

**LT Profits** · 07-27-17, 10:18 AM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

So matty has loans out witb 2 other guys in league 1?

#collusion

If Dalamar is one of the 2 you are referring to, he would not be in league 1 if we lock it today, gobucks would keep the 12th spot.

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 07-27-17, 10:21 AM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

So matty has loans out witb 2 other guys in league 1?

#collusion

yes,he loaned me some points..

that does not mean I'm not planning on curb stomping team mpas

**LT Profits** · 07-27-17, 10:48 AM

So any objections to finalizing League I today? My only reservation is it is so damn early and who knows if something comes up in next couple of weeks that may make some want to switch leagues. Still, I will do it if there are no objections.

**grease lightnin** · 07-27-17, 11:12 AM

I was hoping Klem would sign up

**AUSTINRUSSELL** · 07-27-17, 11:20 AM

Oh god I would love to do this if only I had the points... Time to start playing poker again!

**ttwarrior1** · 07-27-17, 12:05 PM

need a cheaper league, i could get in if i could flip my poker points but nobody is ever on the non pro tables

**LT Profits** · 07-27-17, 12:07 PM

Originally posted by ttwarrior1

need a cheaper league, i could get in if i could flip my poker points but nobody is ever on the non pro tables

Non-Pros can't play anyway, can't send 3000 points all at once.

**gobucks** · 07-27-17, 12:17 PM

Really hoping for Tuesday draft....I have guests in town for Labor Day...not sure if I want to spend Saturday afternoon on computer.

**goofyre** · 07-27-17, 12:19 PM

I've got a 875 pt freeplay to win about 8k points to pay off an old loan and enter this... piece of cake.

**LT Profits** · 07-27-17, 12:22 PM

Originally posted by gobucks

Really hoping for Tuesday draft....I have guests in town for Labor Day...not sure if I want to spend Saturday afternoon on computer.

OK I will finalize League I today or tomorrow, teams should be set as is. Now you could earn Rookie of the Year award.

**unde0087** · 07-27-17, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by LT Profits

So any objections to finalizing League I today? My only reservation is it is so damn early and who knows if something comes up in next couple of weeks that may make some want to switch leagues. Still, I will do it if there are no objections.

I wouldn't mind being in league 1, all the men I talk to on here are in there but if buck needs that spot that is fine with me.

**LT Profits** · 07-27-17, 12:48 PM

Originally posted by unde0087

I wouldn't mind being in league 1, all the men I talk to on here are in there but if buck needs that spot that is fine with me.

Yeah, gobucks can't make Thursday or Saturday and he was one of the first 10 guys to send points, so we'll keep him in League I.

**gobucks** · 07-27-17, 12:50 PM

Appreciate it....I will sharpen up my shit talking game.

**grease lightnin** · 07-27-17, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by unde0087

I wouldn't mind being in league 1, all the men I talk to on here are in there but if buck needs that spot that is fine with me.

Bummer would have liked you in as well but looks like gobucks has the right idea

**mpaschal34** · 07-27-17, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by DJ Dalamar

That's a great deal thank you I'll take it. I am pro now I stock pile all my FP points until football season so should be no issue paying you back.

DJ....check your inbox.

**stealthyburrito** · 07-27-17, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

you forgot to mention that you're 125 pounds soaking wet, have irritable bowl syndrome and love long walks on the beach...

170 now

**stealthyburrito** · 07-27-17, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Hoooly Fuk.....Stealthy you forgot to mention the participation award you received for playing 8th grade soccer & your 3rd place finish on the debate team your senior year

what is painfully evident to everyone here is your trending backward results. From 1st in 2014 to 3rd & 4th the following years. What you also failed to mention was that after knocking you out in the semis last season, you went into such a deep depression, you bailed on the bash a week before

These are the facts men

3rd to 1st to 4th.

Says the guy who cried foul and left the forum for days mid season. LT nearly had to step in and manage your team

**unde0087** · 07-27-17, 03:22 PM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

Bummer would have liked you in as well but looks like gobucks has the right idea

Someone must have paid off LT to keep me out greaser. I don't blame them

**unde0087** · 07-27-17, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

3rd to 1st to 4th.

Says the guy who cried foul and left the forum for days mid season. LT nearly had to step in and manage your team

you guys went from the champion league last year to the days of our lives league there for awhile. It was pure gold to enter that thread

**grease lightnin** · 07-27-17, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Says the guy who cried foul and left the forum for days mid season. LT nearly had to step in and manage your team

Stealthy throwing haymakers right right out of the gate.

gonna be a great season.

**LT Profits** · 07-27-17, 03:41 PM

League I now locked! Official League I thread