2016 SBR Fantasy Football League

**mpaschal34** · 12-08-16, 08:14 AM

Stealthy is being...well....uh...stealthy this week.

Must be in the film room this week working hard preparing his team. Maybe I should start to get worried now.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 12-08-16, 08:28 AM

Originally posted by mpaschal34

Stealthy is being...well....uh...stealthy this week.

Must be in the film room this week working hard preparing his team. Maybe I should start to get worried now.

wouldn't worry at all Matty............at some point in time reality sets in on all of us............this was just stealthy's week

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 12-08-16, 09:44 AM

looks like the end of the road for sly chalupa

not feeling great about my squad this week either

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 12-08-16, 09:57 AM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

looks like the end of the road for sly chalupa

not feeling great about my squad this week either

come on Jake.............you can do this

**mpaschal34** · 12-08-16, 10:18 AM

I want all of Stealthy's players tested for PED's.

I have a strange feeling he's been so quiet because he's been on a drug run in Tijuana.

**stealthyburrito** · 12-09-16, 12:35 AM

Quick check in gents! Got a 3rd metatarsal fracture and it hurts like hell but it coincided with a long closure on Samsung v. Apple so I got the joys of a car picking me up to complete billing and letters to the clients. Never let a judge determine your fate, even if not for your own fate but your attorneys as well, After a few pills and a beer or two, I'm floating. Still got another 10 hours tomorrow,

oh and Matty, hey you're a bitch and I promise to pinch your lady nips

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 12-09-16, 10:01 AM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Quick check in gents! Got a 3rd metatarsal fracture and it hurts like hell but it coincided with a long closure on Samsung v. Apple so I got the joys of a car picking me up to complete billing and letters to the clients. Never let a judge determine your fate, even if not for your own fate but your attorneys as well, After a few pills and a beer or two, I'm floating. Still got another 10 hours tomorrow,

oh and Matty, hey you're a bitch and I promise to pinch your lady nips

**mpaschal34** · 12-09-16, 12:08 PM

Stealthy...stop your whining....Sammy Watkins is playing through his broken foot and not complaining. Are you going to milk this in the DR? Women love taken care of the injured.

As for my nipples....shouldn't you be worried about our matchup this week?

**stealthyburrito** · 12-10-16, 12:43 AM

Jeesuz Christ this thread is dead as a doorknob. You'd think the season was all settled up. If not for greaser bitch wanting me to get bumped (hilarious considering the guy I'm playing cost him a playoff spot) and phillyguys biweekly complaint this season is no more useful than JJ arguing with himself.

Matty, accounts settled. I'm ready to flick those puffy nips. We battle for your wife's vagina.

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 12-10-16, 10:04 AM

I have a feeling mpas would smash the burrito

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 12-10-16, 10:08 AM

Matty's a lover not a fighter

Matty on Navy HUGE today (and the under)

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 12-10-16, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Matty's a lover not a fighter

Matty on Navy HUGE today (and the under)

are you speaking from experience?

only seen pictures of both but don't be fooled by the mpas Clark Kent look

**mpaschal34** · 12-10-16, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

are you speaking from experience?

only seen pictures of both but don't be fooled by the mpas Clark Kent look

Jake's perception in spot on.

Usc....good luck on Navy. I know nothing about this new QB. This is Army's best chance in the last 10 years.

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 12-10-16, 10:30 AM

gl on your bet philly

the game holds little to no interest for me, looking forward to the bowl games..

**mpaschal34** · 12-11-16, 10:16 AM

Stealthy....are you ready for today? I hope you had half of the night I did last night. The wife went the extra distance to put on a good show for me last night. Then again, we did stop by the LV store last night for her early Christmas present. So I should have been treated like a king.

Now it's time to get busy whooping your ass.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 12-11-16, 10:19 AM

Originally posted by mpaschal34

Stealthy....are you ready for today? I hope you had half of the night I did last night. The wife went the extra distance to put on a good show for me last night. Then again, we did stop by the LV store last night for her early Christmas present. So I should have been treated like a king.

Now it's time to get busy whooping your ass.

**grease lightnin** · 12-11-16, 10:37 AM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Jeesuz Christ this thread is dead as a doorknob. You'd think the season was all settled up. If not for greaser bitch wanting me to get bumped (hilarious considering the guy I'm playing cost him a playoff spot) and phillyguys biweekly complaint this season is no more useful than JJ arguing with himself.

Matty, accounts settled. I'm ready to flick those puffy nips. We battle for your wife's vagina.

I actually made made a post saying I was rooting for you. But you were too busy to see it with all that:

"I hurt my foot and I am soooo busy with Samsung vs Apple, look at meeee"

You're about as stealthy as a turd in a punch bowl.

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 12-11-16, 10:39 AM

every piling on the burrito

stealthy, you're alright in my book pal

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 12-11-16, 01:30 PM

unbelievable..

Melvin Gordon just carted off the field.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 12-11-16, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

unbelievable..

Melvin Gordon just carted off the field.

what

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 12-11-16, 02:09 PM

now saying that he is questionable to return..

hip injury of some sort

**mpaschal34** · 12-11-16, 02:17 PM

Gore got hurt fighting for one extra yard instead of easily stepping out of bounds. Got to think about the big picture sometimes.

Brees is going to have to go for 400 yds and 4 TD's for me to have a chance.

**stealthyburrito** · 12-11-16, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by mpaschal34

Stealthy....are you ready for today? I hope you had half of the night I did last night. The wife went the extra distance to put on a good show for me last night. Then again, we did stop by the LV store last night for her early Christmas present. So I should have been treated like a king.

Now it's time to get busy whooping your ass.

You're cuckholded Matty. She faked it.

**mpaschal34** · 12-11-16, 05:13 PM

Stealthy and his cuckolding fantasies again.

Too bad Brees cost me my bye last week and will lose the game for me this week. Another disappointing year.

**mpaschal34** · 12-11-16, 05:51 PM

Nice hands Cadet. F this.

**CarolinaDaze** · 12-11-16, 06:22 PM

Damn Jake nothing I can do about that ass whooping you put on me with Le'Veon Bell, not in just 1 league, but 2 SBR League Playoffs. Great draft pick, waiting on him paid off big time.

My opponent in Astros SBR League had Bell also, but I may survive that one.

I even had him in Paco's money league but of course I had a 1st Rd. bye so his points did nothing for me.

Since I made the playoffs, I'm gonna try again next year in Our Pro League, instead of the much easier Hamburger League.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 12-11-16, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by CarolinaDaze

Damn Jake nothing I can do about that ass whooping you put on me with Le'Veon Bell, not in just 1 league, but 2 SBR League Playoffs. Great draft pick, waiting on him paid off big time.

My opponent in Astros SBR League had Bell also, but I may survive that one.

I even had him in Paco's money league but of course I had a 1st Rd. bye so his points did nothing for me.

Since I made the playoffs, I'm gonna try again next year in Our Pro League, instead of the much easier Hamburger League.

good job dazer.....would have liked to meet you in the playoffs....the shit talking would have been epic

have a great holiday season....hoping you and yours has a safe and healthy Christmas

see you at the poker tables

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 12-11-16, 06:31 PM

Originally posted by CarolinaDaze

Damn Jake nothing I can do about that ass whooping you put on me with Le'Veon Bell, not in just 1 league, but 2 SBR League Playoffs. Great draft pick, waiting on him paid off big time.

My opponent in Astros SBR League had Bell also, but I may survive that one.

I even had him in Paco's money league but of course I had a 1st Rd. bye so his points did nothing for me.

Since I made the playoffs, I'm gonna try again next year in Our Pro League, instead of the much easier Hamburger League.

ya nice to have him go richter in the playoffs..

didn't help you that a few of your guys had down weeks as well

you can get revenge next season

**stealthyburrito** · 12-11-16, 06:32 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

good job dazer.....would have liked to meet you in the playoffs....the shit talking would have been epic

have a great holiday season....hoping you and yours has a safe and healthy Christmas

see you at the poker tables

#flyeaglesfly

**CarolinaDaze** · 12-11-16, 06:33 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

good job dazer.....would have liked to meet you in the playoffs....the shit talking would have been epic

have a great holiday season....hoping you and yours has a safe and healthy Christmas

see you at the poker tables

Thanks Philly, same 2 you Brother.

**stealthyburrito** · 12-11-16, 06:35 PM

Hey phillybitchguy, how bout that ass whooping the skins laid on you dipshits

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 12-11-16, 07:18 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

#flyeaglesfly

yeah stealthy sleep well at night with that D of yours that couldn't stop the eagles on third down when Eagles had a 4th string tackle in the game and no offensive weapons to think of

. You'll be sitting right with me come playoff time

DJax coming back home next year....You'll see

**stealthyburrito** · 12-11-16, 07:31 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

yeah stealthy sleep well at night with that D of yours that couldn't stop the eagles on third down when Eagles had a 4th string tackle in the game and no offensive weapons to think of

. You'll be sitting right with me come playoff time

DJax coming back home next year....You'll see

The same defense that strip sacked fumble Carson "I'm a little bitch boy" wentz to end the game

Everyone gives up yards. This is the NFL. Only gave up 16 offensive points and 2 red zone turnovers. I'll take that any day.

**stealthyburrito** · 12-11-16, 07:38 PM

Phillyguy, should I play Jason witten tonight and put Matty out of his misery or do I wait until tomorrow with Blount and Tucker

I kinda feel bad for Matty. He's like an old gimpy hunting dog that needs one bullet to the back of his head. Poor guy tried so hard last night to satisfy his wife but just couldn't get the job done.

shes probably forgotten what it feels like to be with a real man. She'll rediscover that feeling when she meets me in February.

**MecStar** · 12-11-16, 07:41 PM

*** PPR LEAGUE I NEED QUICK ADVICE..... I have flex option open between Jennings Beasley or Terrance West tomorrow. Who is my best option ????