2016 SBR Fantasy Football League

**stealthyburrito** · 12-02-16, 10:09 PM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

Please. My assistant wouldn't let you in my office unless you were carrying a sandwich.

You better hope I don't make it to next week, motherfukker

I don't need to hope, I know you're not making it. If there is a God, he hates you greaser

**CarolinaDaze** · 12-02-16, 10:14 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

I for one do not envy the #1 seed given that Dazer might end up #6. For all our sakes I hope he loses this week

I'm freaking out, I got Roster Match Up problems this week, I just don't see how I can play Kelvin Benjamin against Richard Sherman? Can Cam & Olsen still get theirs against Seattle Def? Is David Johnsons dislocated finger gonna effect his volume? Jay Ajayi against #1 Rushing Def. And to add to my worries Yahoo got last place team Rollie & me as a Toss Up game, and Matty as a underdog now to Geaser

Matty word on the street is Greaser already bragging how he's about to stomp a mud hole in your teams a**. So I'm increasing the bounty to 150 if you beat him.

Stealthy I actually like my Playoff Match Ups for my Team, I could actually make some noise if I can just get in. But its gonna be a photo finish this week brother.

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 12-02-16, 10:27 PM

dazer is getting overwhelmed by the pressure

I'd just play my best players and let the chips fall where they may

**grease lightnin** · 12-02-16, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

dazer is getting overwhelmed by the pressure

I'd just play my best players and let the chips fall where they may

Probably good advice. I lost myself a week or two trying to get cute with matchups this year

**CarolinaDaze** · 12-02-16, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

dazer is getting overwhelmed by the pressure

I'd just play my best players and let the chips fall where they may

Fantasy Football can be a fickle B*tch. I made a lot of good decisions, and scored a sh*t load of points this year, but 1 damn bad decision could cost me my season. Last week I benched Crabtree cause he was a 4:25 game time decision. Of course he went off for 19 pts on my bench and his replacement scores 2 pts. I would have edged Greaser.

Oh well enough crying over spilled milk, like Jake said its time to let the chips fall where they may, either way its been a hell of a year gentleman.

**stealthyburrito** · 12-02-16, 11:02 PM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

Probably good advice. I lost myself a week or two trying to get cute with matchups this year

Greaser help me settle a debate. Who's a bigger bitch: you, or your wife?

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 12-03-16, 08:53 AM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Greaser help me settle a debate. Who's a bigger bitch: you, or your wife?

them's fightin' words

**grease lightnin** · 12-03-16, 09:16 AM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Greaser help me settle a debate. Who's a bigger bitch: you, or your wife?

A debate with who? Your imaginary friends? I hope we meet in real life one day because I am going to pull your fukkin underwear over your head. Then we'll see who's a bitch.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 12-03-16, 09:27 AM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

A debate with who? Your imaginary friends? I hope we meet in real life one day because I am going to pull your fukkin underwear over your head. Then we'll see who's a bitch.

I'm guessing, but stealthy seems the commando type... so what then? Maybe pull some kids' party shtick and balloon twist his johnson into a circus animal? Giraffe or elephant?

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 12-03-16, 09:29 AM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

A debate with who? Your imaginary friends? I hope we meet in real life one day because I am going to pull your fukkin underwear over your head. Then we'll see who's a bitch.

greaser, the kid put on some weight and now he wants to fight everyone

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 12-03-16, 10:06 AM

kind of fun being an outsider watching all this

pressure getting to many

Phillyguy will be in war room Saturday night making game plans

**grease lightnin** · 12-03-16, 03:22 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

I'm guessing, but stealthy seems the commando type... so what then? Maybe pull some kids' party shtick and balloon twist his johnson into a circus animal? Giraffe or elephant?

Then we'll make a wedgie out of whatever pants/shorts he's wearing. Followed by a wicked noogie.

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 12-04-16, 09:52 AM

another big week as far as playoff ramifications go...

not feeling great about this week, to be honest..

**mpaschal34** · 12-04-16, 12:58 PM

i changed my line up 3 or 4 times this morning. you know the saying...think long...think wrong. we'll see how it goes.

hope you boys at the top fall. i'd really like to have a chance at the first round bye.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 12-04-16, 03:38 PM

**mpaschal34** · 12-04-16, 03:42 PM

Disgusting performance this week. Brees better bring it next week vs TB.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 12-04-16, 03:49 PM

I really need this bye.....looks like Julio's hurt

**grease lightnin** · 12-04-16, 04:01 PM

I have ridden Pitta all season. But he hasn't scored a tuddy all year. Benched him, scores 29, two touchdowns.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 12-04-16, 05:05 PM

Stealthy sitting a player when he had a 3 point lead for fear of getting negative points could cost him a bye

you cant make this shit up

**mpaschal34** · 12-04-16, 08:00 PM

Some interesting scenarios going into tomorrow night. I need TY, Moncrief and Gore to all score 17 points. Probably unlikely, but at least there is a chance.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 12-04-16, 08:03 PM

Matty some things have been decided already

**mpaschal34** · 12-04-16, 08:17 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Matty some things have been decided already

Only certainty I see is you have a bye and Stealthy does not. Congrats.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 12-04-16, 08:22 PM

Originally posted by mpaschal34

Only certainty I see is you have a bye and Stealthy does not. Congrats.

hoping you get into 2nd my friend.........then we meet in the championship game

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 12-05-16, 07:01 AM

So it looks like if Dane gets 17 points from TY Hilton tonight, Matty get the #2 seed and the bye.....if not Jakey gets the #2 seed and Matty wll square off against the dangerous Dazer team....

**BIGDAY** · 12-05-16, 07:19 AM

Y'all just lucky I'm not in the playoffs.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 12-05-16, 07:22 AM

we are all just lucky BigDay didn't make the playoffs

**grease lightnin** · 12-05-16, 07:47 AM

I am out on the bubble again.

Nice playing with you guys this season.

I hope stealthy knows my rantings toward him are just fiction, like the wrestling he still watches as an adult.

In all seriousness, I am rooting for you. Unless a miracle happens tonight.

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 12-05-16, 07:50 AM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

I am out on the bubble again.

Nice playing with you guys this season.

I hope stealthy knows my rantings toward him are just fiction, like the wrestling he still watches as an adult.

In all seriousness, I am rooting for you. Unless a miracle happens tonight.

Greaser it was nice playing with you the last 2 years....good luck next year in the B League

**grease lightnin** · 12-05-16, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Greaser it was nice playing with you the last 2 years....good luck next year in the B League

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 12-05-16, 09:08 AM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

hoping you get into 2nd my friend.........then we meet in the championship game

piss off you 2 tossers

**mpaschal34** · 12-05-16, 09:40 PM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

piss off you 2 tossers

Guess I'm going against my team now. I'm needing Forte to score 17 in a PPR to make the playoffs ($100 league) in another league. Since the champion gets $800 in that league, it's now top priority.

Not even sure if I'm in the playoffs in this league because I don't know what the tie breakers are.

**Auto Donk** · 12-05-16, 09:50 PM

looks like it's getting down to the nut cuttin' time.......

**daneblazer** · 12-05-16, 10:00 PM

One more catch from TY does it provided he doesn't fumble

**grease lightnin** · 12-05-16, 10:06 PM

Tie breaker is total points, right?

**mpaschal34** · 12-05-16, 10:39 PM

LT's rules on post #1 say total points.

However the settings say:

Playoff Tie-Breaker:

Best regular season record vs opponent wins