2016 SBR Fantasy Football League

[grease lightnin]

Peaver, do you have a menu with KST's prices? Thanks.

Unde, don't come in our thread and tell us to put our diks away. We will put our diks away when we are good and gotdam ready.

Peaver, menu please. Thanks

[mpaschal34]

I think I pretty much get along with everyone on this site but one person. He will go nameless in this thread because I don't want him coming in here and hijacking the thread (not that it hasn't already been hijacked).

As for me, bring all the smack talk you want. I'll try and return it as best possible although I'm not sure I can back this team much. But with fantasy football, just make the playoffs and anything can happen. Hell, even someone like Stealthy can win a Championship.

Hopefully it's all fun and games from here on. I know several of us will be at the Bash, so first round is on me.

[stealthyburrito]

Hey guys, just take some advise from gay boy Rodgers and R-E-L-A-X for a fukin second.

Damnet, I like all of you fuks. This season playing fantasy football in the sbr league has been a riot. The shit talking and what not has made this otherwise terrible NFL season a great deal of fun. This is just stupid, everyone just drop the subject and get back to football. We all have bad days, weeks, months for God sake. I left the site for 2 years until just last year because of personal shit. There is many times I have wanted to reach through my computer screen and choke a bitch, that's all part of it.

I think everyone needs to just settle it down and quit with the back and forth shit. League 2 is already 15 pages behind this thread and if this continues we will be 20 pages behind by the end of the day. Its like we are the retirement home of fantasy league's, it's fukin embarrassing. Lets all put our dicks away and end this fukin pissing contest.

Hamburger out

Well said unde, I didn't pull my dik out quite yet, but I hand my hand on my fly ready to sling that big veiny sucker out

As far as Phillyguy and I are concerned, we cool. After our squabble we patched this up like men. I do apologize if I came across as super defensive of the league, really shouldn't have jumped the gun and been accusatory of him. For me this league is probably the best part of SBR right now.

[JayDr3am]

whos the sleeper for you guys this week?

[mpaschal34]

whos the sleeper for you guys this week?

Tom Brady

[stealthyburrito]

I think I pretty much get along with everyone on this site but one person. He will go nameless in this thread because I don't want him coming in here and hijacking the thread (not that it hasn't already been hijacked).

As for me, bring all the smack talk you want. I'll try and return it as best possible although I'm not sure I can back this team much. But with fantasy football, just make the playoffs and anything can happen. Hell, even someone like Stealthy can win a Championship.

Hopefully it's all fun and games from here on. I know several of us will be at the Bash, so first round is on me.

Matty I am a fantasy guru. Going for 3 straight playoff appearances in our FF league AND I made it to the fantasy baseball playoffs.

Theo Epstein's gave me a call today to discuss a director of scouting position for the Caribbean region. Not sure what shots I'll need to get if I accept the position.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Peaver, do you have a menu with KST's prices? Thanks.

Unde, don't come in our thread and tell us to put our diks away. We will put our diks away when we are good and gotdam ready.

Peaver, menu please. Thanks

ask her puppeteer

I think I pretty much get along with everyone on this site but one person. He will go nameless in this thread because I don't want him coming in here and hijacking the thread (not that it hasn't already been hijacked).

As for me, bring all the smack talk you want. I'll try and return it as best possible although I'm not sure I can back this team much. But with fantasy football, just make the playoffs and anything can happen. Hell, even someone like Stealthy can win a Championship.

Hopefully it's all fun and games from here on. I know several of us will be at the Bash, so first round is on me.

generous offer.. aren't all drinks free at the resort?

[JayDr3am]

Tom Brady

lmao no seriously

[grease lightnin]

whos the sleeper for you guys this week?

Stealthy already has all the sleepers I was looking at.

[stealthyburrito]

Stealthy already has all the sleepers I was looking at.

[stealthyburrito]

ask her puppeteer

generous offer.. aren't all drinks free at the resort?

Yes, I believe he made a joke there.

hard to tell since Matty has as much personality as a dirty ole mop.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Yes, I believe he made a joke there.

hard to tell since Matty has as much personality as a dirty ole mop.

[grease lightnin]

It's actually true, but one os a redskin, so I can't give you that much credit homerboy

[JayDr3am]

Stealthy already has all the sleepers I was looking at.

damn. is tyler eifert for lesean mccoy a good trade?

[stealthyburrito]

It's actually true, but one os a redskin, so I can't give you that much credit homerboy

That was the easiest pickup to make, Kelley was the biggest topic of discussion last week on local sports radio since Jones was injured. I anticipate Kelley will overtake jones as the starter.

Skins have a loaded offense, I got Reed, Crowder, now Kelley. Seems homerish but they are all great options.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

That was the easiest pickup to make, Kelley was the biggest topic of discussion last week on local sports radio since Jones was injured. I anticipate Kelley will overtake jones as the starter.

Skins have a loaded offense, I got Reed, Crowder, now Kelley. Seems homerish but they are all great options.

I always liked Crowder at Duke..was hoping the Chargers would draft him.

[grease lightnin]

That was the easiest pickup to make, Kelley was the biggest topic of discussion last week on local sports radio since Jones was injured. I anticipate Kelley will overtake jones as the starter.

Skins have a loaded offense, I got Reed, Crowder, now Kelley. Seems homerish but they are all great options.

Yea for sure. I played Davis last week in the slim hopes that Reed wouldn't play even tho he traveled (didn't have any choice), no such luck but Davis still scored 14

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Well said unde, I didn't pull my dik out quite yet, but I hand my hand on my fly ready to sling that big veiny sucker out

As far as Phillyguy and I are concerned, we cool. After our squabble we patched this up like men. I do apologize if I came across as super defensive of the league, really shouldn't have jumped the gun and been accusatory of him. For me this league is probably the best part of MY LIFE right now.

lemme fix that for you

[downsouth]

Oh look, the "A" league has once again reverted to cackling hens. Next year, if the other league is called the hamburger league then this one should be the Massengil league or some other drama filled soap opera shit. It has it all, mamma jokes (which I find amusing at times due to my lack of maturity), posting goodbye or break taking posts, thread reports, pms. I swear, if this league had a trophy it would be a giant tampon inserted into a swollen vagina.

And just to cover all bases, I'm fat, my wife bitches and nags more than I like, still does blowjobs and butt stuff after being married for what feels like forever so Im good there, I have 2 kids and while not perfect I think I do a decent enough job as a parent, and no matter how many times I type I have the biggest dikk here after I hit send reality always seems to return.

Somebody post the standings here for this shit show when you guys get a moment please.

[stealthyburrito]

DS things are really heated right now. 3 way tie for 1st and basically 7 teams vying for the other 3 playoff spots

Smack talk got a little personal but LT called an an owners meeting at the community church so we all had a "safe zone" to air our grievances. We all agreed the others had a right to be alive which is some progress for us. (though personally I wouldn't mind seeing greaser return to PG County and get made into Swiss cheese by some of the local Latin youths if you know what I mean).

[mpaschal34]

generous offer.. aren't all drinks free at the resort?

[grease lightnin]

DS things are really heated right now. 3 way tie for 1st and basically 7 teams vying for the other 3 playoff spots

Smack talk got a little personal but LT called an an owners meeting at the community church so we all had a "safe zone" to air our grievances. We all agreed the others had a right to be alive which is some progress for us. (though personally I wouldn't mind seeing greaser return to PG County and get made into Swiss cheese by some of the local Latin youths if you know what I mean).

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Oh look, the "A" league has once again reverted to cackling hens. Next year, if the other league is called the hamburger league then this one should be the Massengil league or some other drama filled soap opera shit. It has it all, mamma jokes (which I find amusing at times due to my lack of maturity), posting goodbye or break taking posts, thread reports, pms. I swear, if this league had a trophy it would be a giant tampon inserted into a swollen vagina.

And just to cover all bases, I'm fat, my wife bitches and nags more than I like, still does blowjobs and butt stuff after being married for what feels like forever so Im good there, I have 2 kids and while not perfect I think I do a decent enough job as a parent, and no matter how many times I type I have the biggest dikk here after I hit send reality always seems to return.

Somebody post the standings here for this shit show when you guys get a moment please.

how original...more tampon jokes......head back to your shit league fatty

and thank you for the visual of your fat ass sticking it to your wifes fat ass...heading to the bathroom to vomit now

[USCPHILLYGUY]

1	CarolinaDaze's Team	6-2-0	1131.00	944.00	W-5	5	14
2	USCPHILLYGUY	6-2-0	1070.20	935.10	W-3	9	20
3	Stealthy	6-2-0	1005.00	903.55	W-2	12	18
4	Daneblazer	5-3-0	1050.40	951.35	W-2	4	18
5	Mpaschal34	4-4-0	1098.05	1018.60	W-1	8	23
6	grease lightnin	4-4-0	969.60	943.85	W-1	7	10
7	JAKEPEAVY21	4-4-0	954.85	913.60	L-1	3	8
8	LT Profits	3-5-0	932.05	993.55	L-2	11	21
9	Roadtrippn	3-5-0	867.75	944.90	L-2	6	16
10	rollie_t651	3-5-0	827.45	1060.35	L-1	2	19
11	BIGDAY	2-6-0	833.55	994.05	L-6	10	15
12	Klemopixx I	2-6-0	818.00	955.00	L-4	1	16

[JAKEPEAVY21]

dinner is on me then

[downsouth]

how original...more tampon jokes......head back to your shit league fatty

and thank you for the visual of your fat ass sticking it to your wifes fat ass...heading to the bathroom to vomit now

Glad I could give you some visual philly, save it for later...wink, wink.

You couldn't just call me fat, you had to call my sweet innocent wife fat as well. Now you hurt my feelings and this isnt fun anymore. I am going to begin typing my going away novel as soon as I get up tomorrow, I bet that will show you.

[allabout the $$$]

7-1 in the hamburger league kicking ass over there next year i will come here and beat some ass

[unde0087]

Glad I could give you some visual philly, save it for later...wink, wink.

You couldn't just call me fat, you had to call my sweet innocent wife fat as well. Now you hurt my feelings and this isnt fun anymore. I am going to begin typing my going away novel as soon as I get up tomorrow, I bet that will show you.

half the hamburger league in on the action now. This is getting out of control

[unde0087]

Stealthy, don't fuk me, I see Bigday still hasn't won since week 4 unreal

[stealthyburrito]

Stealthy, don't fuk me, I see Bigday still hasn't won since week 4 unreal

Week 4? Try week 2

[CarolinaDaze]

7-1 in the hamburger league kicking ass over there next year i will come here and beat some ass

$$$ you may just get that chance, we're petitioning The Commissioner to allow us to keep our 7 best teams +( L.T.) of course. The Top 4 teams from hamburger league gets invited up to the Pro Leagues next year, & Our bottom 4 teams will be allowed to go dominate The Bubba Burger League.

So keep winning and dreaming brother, & you might just get your wish

[unde0087]

Week 4? Try week 2

oh my bad, I can still see him talking shit in his post draft vid. I would like to see the halfway vid of analysis

[allabout the $$$]

$$$ you may just get that chance, we're petitioning The Commissioner to allow us to keep our 7 best teams +( L.T.) of course. The Top 4 teams from hamburger league gets invited up to the Pro Leagues next year, & Our bottom 4 teams will be allowed to go dominate The Bubba Burger League.



So keep winning and dreaming brother, & you might just get your wish

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Glad I could give you some visual philly, save it for later...wink, wink.

You couldn't just call me fat, you had to call my sweet innocent wife fat as well. Now you hurt my feelings and this isnt fun anymore. I am going to begin typing my going away novel as soon as I get up tomorrow, I bet that will show you.

didn't call your wife fat...........

I guess this is your shot at humor??

[downsouth]

didn't call your wife fat...........

I guess this is your shot at humor??

Your previous lack of proper punctuation left me believing you were calling my wife a fat ass rather than than talking of her possessing a fat ass.

Lighten up guy, you're taking this entirely too serious.