what gabe says.

[Vitooch]

"I can feel it, down in my plums"

[Vitooch]

This is how i know nobody here trains shit. Do you think they let little kids run around where grown ass men are lifting heavy ass weights? This aint some planet fitness shit, you think they let ALPHAS in there dropping weights?

When I say "kids" I mean 125lbs cardio bunnies like thejosh who are there to take a boxercise dance course.

This aint some high school lacrosse game where a bunch of rejects from the football team twirl around there batons like "oh this is great, it feels like I actually have a dick for once!". This is the hurt business. Grown ass man shit.

Im actually a very good football player, and would absolutely make the team if I tried out. Good try though!

[gabe]

Im actually a very good football player, and would absolutely make the team if I tried out. Good try though!

Lacrosse players must get more ass, eh?

[Vitooch]

I don't... but do you get a lot of man ass?

Too much man ass

[Vaughany]

Everything I do is ALPHA. When I drive my car on the way to the gym I BLAST my beats with the windows all the way down. When I'm at the gym and I'm finished a set I drop that shit cause everyone in the gym needs to know I lift heavy weight. After I'm done my workout I go into the locker room and undress. Then I put my foot up on the bench captain morgan style right in some kids face. Sausiche all up in his face while towel myself off. Nobody ever says shit.

Thats ALPHA

haha tht is Powers all over!

[Vaughany]

Won big on JDS ML + JDS by KO/TKO but lost a bit on JDS in Rd 1.

Down pretty big tonight, but was much worse before the main event.

Not sure how I feel about Friday's card... I know who I like for the main event, but I think betting on the TUF fighters could go terribly awry...

Going with the dogs seems to be the way forward with these TUF live guys

[Vaughany]

Your boyfriend is ok he's out with his imaginary "friends" playing "sports"

You on the other hand got fukked royally today congratulation how does it feel to be the chump that you really are

Since when was a music festival a sport brah?!

[Vaughany]

highly doubtful that smarty is the same person as defacto. defacto has a much more evolved troll game. you can clearly tell he's spent time refining his game, whereas smarty is your run of the mill, entry level troll.

the thing i find amusing is the symbiotic relationship that the two of you seem to have established. its cute.

haha very true... as Rogan would say... "top of the food chain troll"!

[Vaughany]

As I said, entry level. Lol. need to tighten up that troll game son.

[Vaughany]

Ok now im really confused. I got a still shot from the vid, kalikas is the one in the middle right?

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Vaughany]

LOL.... some funny shit I'm reading in here...You guys can hate on these two guys but I think smarter / de facto are quite hilarious I know some of you hating on them have also secretly laughed at their banter... They're just busting your guys' balls, you all should get a laugh and appreciate it as some sick and stupid humor rather than get upset or defensive. They've talked shit on me and I think its a fuckingg riot, its all in good fun really - its those who go on the defensive that makes the tone 'serious'. I bet a lot of people in here would hate the show 'Eastbound and Down' which imo is a genius filthy humor show... Most of these guys' banter is uncalled for but nevertheless I know some of you can't deny its hilarious.. Gabe I know you got some laughs, even with smarter's bash on you, don't deny it... My appreciation for them might make my character look bad here, but I'm just being honest and I've gotten some good lols from the past couple pages in this thread!!

I concur

[Vaughany]

Does that look like a body of a 40 year old to you son

I've got the body of a UFC champ

hahaha killin me

[Vaughany]

What a shithole you live in.

lick of paint wouldnt go amiss would it?!

[Vaughany]

UFC 146 video...

made a stoner error or two, like saying 2-0 instead of 0-2 when referring to nelson/herman.

gl, gents.

haha Bustin out some Hard-Fi Living for the Weekend! Didnt expect tht

[MMAbetMASTA]

Ok now im really confused. I got a still shot from the vid, kalikas is the one in the middle right?

LOL I missed that....!!!! Kalikas does look like SQUEAK!!! 'Little bitch!" Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa.....

[MMAbetMASTA]

haha tht is Powers all over!

Indeed, Mr. powers is pretty darn ALPHA...

Another ALPHA type is a legendary fighter who not only beats people's asses for a living, but gets to go home and pound super model ass... Mr. Belfort is lucky to get balls deep in her behind, that's ALPHA...

[DeFactoCrippler]

Im actually a very good football player, and would absolutely make the team if I tried out. Good try though!

Lemme guess, you were gonna go pro but the lure of playing 50 sbr point parlays with jjcuny was just too much to resist?

We're talking about fighting kid. The hurt business. We don't go and prance around on a field after putting on our helmets and pads in case we fall over and scrape our knees. You wouldnt last 10 seconds with me, doughboy. If you even wanted to try we would have to get a consent form from your mommy in case I crush your larynx with a rape choke.

Who knows, maybe one day you will be sending mmajunkie fan letters about my "chiseled glutes" without even realizing it.

[DeFactoCrippler]

Another ALPHA type is a legendary fighter who not only beats people's asses for a living, but gets to go home and pound super model ass... Mr. Belfort is lucky to get balls deep in her behind, that's ALPHA...

Belfort is not ALPHA. He attributes his success to God whereas ALPHAS are Gods themselves.

[gabe]

8 team, $150 to win $503
Miami Heat ML (-400) win
Kings Series ML (-171)
Manny Pacquiao ML (-450)
Jake Ellenberger ML (-230)
Fernando Verdasco ML (-1500) win
Jo-Wilfried Tsonga ML (-1500) win
Juan Martin del Potro ML (-2000) win
Sara Errani ML (-2000) win

4 team, $25 to win $625
Mike Chiesa ML (+200)
Max Holloway ML (-125)
Jeremy Larsen ML (+200)
Erik Perez ML (+160)

5 team, $25 to win $1,250
Jake Ellenberger ML (-240)
Mike Chiesa ML (+200)
Max Holloway ML (-125)
Jeremy Larsen ML (+200)
Erik Perez ML (+160)

3 team, $55 to win $309
ake Ellenberger ML (-240)
Max Holloway ML (-125)
Erik Perez ML (+160)

this book has some shitty lines, but they let me make parlays.

[gabe]

6 Team - Parlay
#906 - Boston Red Sox ML (-135)
#891 - Kings Series ML (-300)
#86052 - Manny Pacquiao ML (-450)
#89232 - Max Holloway ML (-125)
#89291 - Erik Perez ML (+160)
#4209 - Roger Federer ML (-8000)
$25 to win $311

[illmatick]

I wouldn't waste my money on Chiesa, he's garbage- Responds poorly to being hit, no set-up behind his takedowns, has very little understanding of timing and distance with his strikes, slow as shit. etc.

Vick had the right idea in the first round when he fought Cheese. If AL doubles up his left hook a few times to the body he finishes this shit within 7 minutes.

[gabe]

I'm not impressed with the opposition Al has beaten. I think he lost the first 2 rounds against Jury, fight shouldn't have gone to a third. And I had the fight against Pichel a draw... Ogle is a 145er fighting at 155 for the show. So is Jury. So he's beaten to 145ers, one who I believe he lost 2 rounds to...

On the other hand, Chiesa has beaten two of the guys I thought would win the show.

If the lines were at +EV, I wouldn't play this fight. But getting Chiesa at +200 or better, why not? He's never been put away, has the wrestling, ground game, the will, the drive, and most importantly the heart.

You can say a lot of the same for Al, but the value is certainly with the big dog.

[illmatick]

I might look to slightly insure myself with a Chiesa by submmision prop- Flukey sub is the only way I see him taking this.

We need a video, gabe. Make it happen.

[MMAbetMASTA]

I wouldn't waste my money on Chiesa, he's garbage- Responds poorly to being hit, no set-up behind his takedowns, has very little understanding of timing and distance with his strikes, slow as shit. etc.

Vick had the right idea in the first round when he fought Cheese. If AL doubles up his left hook a few times to the body he finishes this shit within 7 minutes.

agree Ill, I hope you're wrong with chiesa gabe cause I paid the juice on him SU!!! Either way I like some of the parlays you have, props to you if they hit. I said the same thing to my buddy that he's throwing his money away on chiesa, but he made some good points and he's solid with his mma analysis. However, still like my breakdown in that fight and I greatly favor AL so hopefully I come out in the green otherwise I'll be down some good coin..

And Ill, very nice taste with the rooster sparrer - they're legends

[Vitooch]

I was considering a play on Perez as well. I'm just concerned that Albert will be too big and overpower the smaller Perez. I thought Perez looked pretty solid in his most recent fights. Hoping Perez gets back to around +180

[gabe]

I was considering a play on Perez as well. I'm just concerned that Albert will be too big and overpower the smaller Perez. I thought Perez looked pretty solid in his most recent fights. Hoping Perez gets back to around +180

I expect Greg Jackson to provide him with a solid gameplan to beat the fast-gassing John Albert. Anything could happen in the first round, but I think Perez could take two and three. Won't be surprised if he wins the first, either, by points or finish. Dude is tough.

[MMAbetMASTA]

I was considering a play on Perez as well. I'm just concerned that Albert will be too big and overpower the smaller Perez. I thought Perez looked pretty solid in his most recent fights. Hoping Perez gets back to around +180

I was initially liking albert but not at the odds and this was before I did thorough research on it... after researching I think perez is a legit dog and has some value at +180, I put a 25 sprinkle on him an hour ago.

I would put albert as a favorite, but only a slight one, -145 ish.. so perez now looking tasty after researching and setting my own line.. Perez beat much much better comp too it seems like. Weird how you can favor one guy and consider paying the juicy odds on him but then after a little digging you have the complete opposite opinion and are playing the other guy. Initially albert stuck out as a top play to me, now I think perez is a top dog play.

GL Perez backers

[MMAbetMASTA]

I expect Greg Jackson to provide him with a solid gameplan to beat the fast-gassing John Albert. Anything could happen in the first round, but I think Perez could take two and three. Won't be surprised if he wins the first, either, by points or finish. Dude is tough.

Agree... I don't wanna question albert's cardio because he went 3 with dodson, but in an intensive fight I think its still a question mark, and this should be an entertaining and intensive fight with a little bit of everything I think. If he makes it out of the first round perez' chances go up a lot I think. GL.

[Vitooch]

Can't see Albert gassing like he did against Ivan. He made a rookie mistake blowing his wad in an attempt to finish. Albert's performances on the Ultimate Fighter show and finalewere very impressive. With that being said, I think Perez is just as dangerous if not more dangerous a young prospect in the 135 pound division than Albert is. As gabe said, under the guidance of Greg Jackson, this could be a coming out showcase fight for the very live dog in Perez.

[gabe]

Keep in mind, Dodson was taking it easy on Albert and was not trying to finish him. They're good friends.

[MMAbetMASTA]

Keep in mind, Dodson was taking it easy on Albert and was not trying to finish him. They're good friends.

yea like i said not an intensive fight, dodson just danced around and shot here and there for 3 rounds, was too quick... this will be intensive, much like the menjivar fight and I gotta favor the cardio of the guy who has seen the 3rd a few times.

[gabe]

"Whattup, V!! Glad to have you back, cousin!!!"

Sequel from the john:


GL!!

[The HOFF]

Are u on the shitter in your video? That's alpha.

[gabe]

Are u on the shitter in your video? That's alpha.

Believe it, baby.

[gabe]