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  • RAPISTburger84
    SBR Rookie
    • 05-28-12
    • 41

    #1506
    Btw, nice call on Mayhem, Lavar Johnson, and JDS in round 1. Must have been a "solid" night for you lol
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    • RAPISTburger84
      SBR Rookie
      • 05-28-12
      • 41

      #1507
      I don't even have to do any work, I'll just continue to fade your plays and occasionally tail Vaugany's big plays. Guaranteed profit
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      • Jesus Christ
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 05-25-11
        • 935

        #1508
        I don't understand the hate Gabe gets...he posts his picks before the events and comes back win or lose.
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        • RAPISTburger84
          SBR Rookie
          • 05-28-12
          • 41

          #1509
          Originally posted by gabe
          How exactly am I down? By going 50% on the last card and 100% on the card before that? lol a troll with 7 posts, don't make me laugh. You're already starting to.

          To answer your question, yes, I expect people to follow me. You don't expect people to follow someone who goes 9/10 and 9/9 on two cards within one month? You don't? LOL You shouldn't be posting here.

          So you're better than me because I have 7 posts and you have nearly 3,000 posts in about 7 months? lol ok For someone who loses every bet and puts all his time and effort into it, you're quite the character
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          • RAPISTburger84
            SBR Rookie
            • 05-28-12
            • 41

            #1510
            Originally posted by Jesus Christ
            I don't understand the hate Gabe gets...he posts his picks before the events and comes back win or lose.

            What is there to understand? He calls people idiots for not agreeing with his losing picks and then when it loses it's unbelievable to him and he gets all mad and makes excuses.
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            • Rubber Guard
              SBR MVP
              • 06-22-11
              • 1550

              #1511
              Originally posted by Jesus Christ
              I don't understand the hate Gabe gets...he posts his picks before the events and comes back win or lose.
              Tons of people in the world who have nothing better to do with their lives. It is pretty sad, but the internet is a tool for unhappy people to vent on.

              These guys use this forum just to follow posters around and let them know when they lost a bet. But they don't post any picks of their own. They are too afraid to do that.

              It is sort of hilarious how Gabe is such a big part of these guys days. A guy called Gabe posting MMA picks on an internet site gets all these posters so riled up that they act like little kids over it daily. Sad but hilarious if you think about it.
              Last edited by Rubber Guard; 05-28-12, 02:03 PM.
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              • Vitooch
                SBR MVP
                • 09-26-11
                • 3470

                #1512
                Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                Lol, this is one of the few people here who actually understands what is going on. I can't figure out how a grown man could respect Joe Rogan. I mean seriously. 14 year old boys love Joe Rogan because they both buy clothes at the same places.




                Oh lord this is ether. Vitooch, are you reading this? Do you not realize that the fleshlight people probably approached Joe Rogan and said "the posters that frequent your boards are the perfect customers for a fake vagina". It was a match made in heaven.

                Vitooch, do I really need to explain the correlation between you being a Joe Rogan fanboy, while at the same time being a virgin who focks a piece of plastic he bought off the internet, lol.

                Let me guess, the 15% discount you got made it a +EV purchase?
                Dear god, ive never seen a person so relentlessly bitter. Youve been posting on this board nonstop for the last two days calling other people losers who dont get any pusssy hahaha. Such irony
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                • fosho14
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 01-25-12
                  • 554

                  #1513
                  Originally posted by Vitooch
                  Dear god, ive never seen a person so relentlessly bitter. Youve been posting on this board nonstop for the last two days calling other people losers who dont get any pusssy hahaha. Such irony
                  This is the essence of little cripplers existence. He's the kind of person that the rest of us strive to be the opposite of lol. Quite sad eh
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                  • DeFactoCrippler
                    SBR MVP
                    • 03-30-12
                    • 2603

                    #1514
                    Originally posted by Vitooch
                    Dear god, ive never seen a person so relentlessly bitter. Youve been posting on this board nonstop for the last two days calling other people losers who dont get any pusssy hahaha. Such irony
                    Is this your way of telling me I need to try the fleshlight?
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                    • Vitooch
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-26-11
                      • 3470

                      #1515
                      Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                      Is this your way of telling me I need to try the fleshlight?
                      It's my way of telling you that you need to get some fresh air
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                      • gabe
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-12-11
                        • 7405

                        #1516
                        What's this fool saying about me having a losing record? lol I'm what, 35-16 on the last 5 cards on straight picks alone? LOL Yeah, I sure suck, bro.
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                        • DeFactoCrippler
                          SBR MVP
                          • 03-30-12
                          • 2603

                          #1517
                          Originally posted by Vitooch
                          It's my way of telling you that you need to get some fresh air
                          But Vitooch if I went away, would you not resume posting incessantly like you did before?
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                          • gabe
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 09-12-11
                            • 7405

                            #1518
                            Originally posted by RAPISTburger84
                            Btw, nice call on JDS by KO, Roy Nelson, Dan Hardy, Stipe Miocic, Glover Texeira, and especially Paul Sass. Must have been a "solid" night for you lol
                            Thank you. Was a losing night, but going 9 for 9 the week before still has my head above water.
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                            • Vitooch
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-26-11
                              • 3470

                              #1519
                              Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                              But Vitooch if I went away, would you not resume posting incessantly like you did before?
                              I posted ONCE yesterday. You spent the entire day writing paragraphs upon paragraphs of childish tirades. Your incessant posting is unhealthy. My posting is atleast constructive and innocent.
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                              • gabe
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-12-11
                                • 7405

                                #1520
                                lol i love all these "alpha" clowns lol i think imsmarterthan got his friends to join or made multi accounts


                                btw- an alpha male doesn't trash talk on the internet lol so neither of you guys are alpha.
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                                • Vitooch
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 09-26-11
                                  • 3470

                                  #1521
                                  ALPHA
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                                  • gabe
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 09-12-11
                                    • 7405

                                    #1522
                                    This next card is going to be big, the next one EVEN BIGGER!!! I've got some sweet plays, can't wait til lines are out...
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                                    • DeFactoCrippler
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 03-30-12
                                      • 2603

                                      #1523
                                      Originally posted by gabe
                                      lol i love all these "alpha" clowns lol i think imsmarterthan got his friends to join or made multi accounts


                                      btw- an alpha male doesn't trash talk on the internet lol so neither of you guys are alpha.
                                      Everything I do is ALPHA. When I drive my car on the way to the gym I BLAST my beats with the windows all the way down. When I'm at the gym and I'm finished a set I drop that shit cause everyone in the gym needs to know I lift heavy weight. After I'm done my workout I go into the locker room and undress. Then I put my foot up on the bench captain morgan style right in some kids face. Sausiche all up in his face while towel myself off. Nobody ever says shit.

                                      Thats ALPHA
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                                      • DeFactoCrippler
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 03-30-12
                                        • 2603

                                        #1524
                                        Originally posted by Vitooch
                                        I posted ONCE yesterday. You spent the entire day writing paragraphs upon paragraphs of childish tirades. Your incessant posting is unhealthy. My posting is atleast constructive and innocent.
                                        Kid go read your thread. Vaughany and illmatik laughed right in your face despite their being a "taboo" on finding me funny. Thats how much they respect you, thats how much they value your opinion.

                                        Think about it. If they wanted me to stop demeaning you (or trolling at all), why would they ENCOURAGE me?
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                                        • Vitooch
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 09-26-11
                                          • 3470

                                          #1525
                                          Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                                          Kid go read your thread. Vaughany and illmatik laughed right in your face despite their being a "taboo" on finding me funny. Thats how much they respect you, thats how much they value your opinion.

                                          Think about it. If they wanted me to stop demeaning you (or trolling at all), why would they ENCOURAGE me?
                                          V and ill are both very kind and respectable to everyone here. Your behavior is comical. Your above post is very funny, (the thing about you lifting weights). They do not take you seriously. If you actually think they respect you for your expert advice and not your over-the-top trolling, you are delusional. There are many posters here that go to my thread and respect my opinion, and most of them think you are just a high grade troll. I know one "lol" from V gets you really ******* hard, but in reality, it was just as insignificant as you are.
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                                          • DeFactoCrippler
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 03-30-12
                                            • 2603

                                            #1526
                                            Originally posted by Vitooch
                                            V and ill are both very kind and respectable to everyone here. Your behavior is comical. Your above post is very funny, (the thing about you lifting weights). They do not take you seriously. If you actually think they respect you for your expert advice and not your over-the-top trolling, you are delusional. There are many posters here that go to my thread and respect my opinion, and most of them think you are just a high grade troll. I know one "lol" from V gets you really ******* hard, but in reality, it was just as insignificant as you are.
                                            Lol, I know you are mad when you use more than one line.
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                                            • Vitooch
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 09-26-11
                                              • 3470

                                              #1527
                                              Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                                              Lol, I know you are mad when you use more than one line.
                                              You caught me.
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                                              • RAPISTburger84
                                                SBR Rookie
                                                • 05-28-12
                                                • 41

                                                #1528
                                                Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                                                Lol, I know you are mad when you use more than one line.
                                                I don't understand why you hate Joe Rogan so much, he can be an idiot sometimes but he can also be clever when arguing with hecklers.
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                                                • The HOFF
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 07-02-08
                                                  • 4847

                                                  #1529
                                                  Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                                                  After I'm done my workout I go into the locker room and undress. Then I put my foot up on the bench captain morgan style right in some kids face. Sausiche all up in his face while towel myself off. Nobody ever says shit.

                                                  Thats ALPHA
                                                  Actually that's pedophilia.
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                                                  • cheeese
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 02-22-11
                                                    • 784

                                                    #1530
                                                    He didn't say he was attracted to the kid just that he wanted to display his genitals and he doesn't care about proximity to children.
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                                                    • gabe
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 09-12-11
                                                      • 7405

                                                      #1531
                                                      Originally posted by The HOFF
                                                      Actually that's pedophilia.
                                                      lollll
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                                                      • DeFactoCrippler
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 03-30-12
                                                        • 2603

                                                        #1532
                                                        Originally posted by The HOFF
                                                        Actually that's pedophilia.
                                                        This is how i know nobody here trains shit. Do you think they let little kids run around where grown ass men are lifting heavy ass weights? This aint some planet fitness shit, you think they let ALPHAS in there dropping weights?

                                                        When I say "kids" I mean 125lbs cardio bunnies like thejosh who are there to take a boxercise dance course.

                                                        This aint some high school lacrosse game where a bunch of rejects from the football team twirl around there batons like "oh this is great, it feels like I actually have a dick for once!". This is the hurt business. Grown ass man shit.
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                                                        • DeFactoCrippler
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 03-30-12
                                                          • 2603

                                                          #1533
                                                          Originally posted by cheeese
                                                          He didn't say he was attracted to the kid just that he wanted to display his genitals and he doesn't care about proximity to children.
                                                          This man is clearly an ALPHA who understands the way the world works. ALPHAS speak on a frequency that BETA males can just not pick up. Cheese can clearly understand the captain morgan on the bench is a perfect simile for my presence here.
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                                                          • gabe
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 09-12-11
                                                            • 7405

                                                            #1534
                                                            I've got it. Finally. I didn't think I would have a pick for the TUF finals, but I feel I've got the fight nailed.

                                                            Note: I am 0-3 picking TUF finals.

                                                            Have only a few picks for this card. Couple leans. Will post video after lines are out.
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                                                            • gabe
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 09-12-11
                                                              • 7405

                                                              #1535
                                                              Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                                                              This is how i know nobody here trains shit. Do you think they let little kids run around where grown ass men are lifting heavy ass weights? This aint some planet fitness shit, you think they let ALPHAS in there dropping weights?

                                                              When I say "kids" I mean 125lbs cardio bunnies like thejosh who are there to take a boxercise dance course.

                                                              This aint some high school lacrosse game where a bunch of rejects from the football team twirl around there batons like "oh this is great, it feels like I actually have a dick for once!". This is the hurt business. Grown ass man shit.
                                                              If anybody wants to know DeFacto's identity,
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                                                              • MMAbetMASTA
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 05-24-11
                                                                • 1931

                                                                #1536
                                                                Originally posted by PunisherIND

                                                                also, eastbound is the shit. and i find it hilarious that you made that comparison b/c crippler's style of humor does remind me of kenny powers, and smarty is like crippler's stevie. i can imagine the conversation between them went a little bit like this:

                                                                Kenny (Crippler): Look...this is a dangerous place, Stevie.
                                                                Stevie (Smarty): I know.
                                                                Kenny: If you were to stay here, I can't guarantee that you'd make it home alive. You would not only be responsible for watching your own back, but also mine. You'd also be responsible for doing a lot of my personal errands, more than likely, my laundry.
                                                                Stevie: Kenny, I am so focking ready to get hard-core with focking errands or slapping whoever focking steps up right in the focking face.
                                                                Haha, good analogy...! It does make some sense...

                                                                "This is me dude - just staring at buttholes all day, gettin' my buzz on..." -Powers.

                                                                I didn't like the way they ended the series though, it took a way too serious tone and got a little weird. But in teh end an incredible comedy series imo!!!
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                                                                • MMAbetMASTA
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 05-24-11
                                                                  • 1931

                                                                  #1537
                                                                  Originally posted by Rubber Guard
                                                                  Tons of people in the world who have nothing better to do with their lives. It is pretty sad, but the internet is a tool for unhappy people to vent on.

                                                                  These guys use this forum just to follow posters around and let them know when they lost a bet. But they don't post any picks of their own. They are too afraid to do that.

                                                                  It is sort of hilarious how Gabe is such a big part of these guys days. A guy called Gabe posting MMA picks on an internet site gets all these posters so riled up that they act like little kids over it daily. Sad but hilarious if you think about it.
                                                                  It's REALLY fuckin' funny.. Gabe is like a bonafied celebrity on here. I'm at work and as I read through this thread I feel like I'm watching Jerry Springer or some shit... lol. I applaud Gabe for keeping things interesting on here, both with his mma picks and with is ability to attract so much attention and hate; its quite unique I must say... You SPECIAL, Gabe
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                                                                  • MMAbetMASTA
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 05-24-11
                                                                    • 1931

                                                                    #1538
                                                                    Originally posted by The HOFF
                                                                    Actually that's pedophilia.
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                                                                    • gabe
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 09-12-11
                                                                      • 7405

                                                                      #1539
                                                                      Originally posted by MMAbetMASTA
                                                                      It's REALLY fuckin' funny.. Gabe is like a bonafied celebrity on here. I'm at work and as I read through this thread I feel like I'm watching Jerry Springer or some shit... lol. I applaud Gabe for keeping things interesting on here, both with his mma picks and with is ability to attract so much attention and hate; its quite unique I must say... You SPECIAL, Gabe
                                                                      Thanks, cousin.
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                                                                      • PunisherIND
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 02-24-11
                                                                        • 4980

                                                                        #1540
                                                                        Originally posted by MMAbetMASTA
                                                                        Haha, good analogy...! It does make some sense...

                                                                        "This is me dude - just staring at buttholes all day, gettin' my buzz on..." -Powers.

                                                                        I didn't like the way they ended the series though, it took a way too serious tone and got a little weird. But in teh end an incredible comedy series imo!!!
                                                                        ahh shit, didnt realize that was the series finale. i agree the last season was a little bit of a let down, but overall i would consider it a classic even though it was only 3 seasons. season 1 was straight fire.
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