what gabe says.

[RAPISTburger84]

Btw, nice call on Mayhem, Lavar Johnson, and JDS in round 1. Must have been a "solid" night for you lol

[RAPISTburger84]

I don't even have to do any work, I'll just continue to fade your plays and occasionally tail Vaugany's big plays. Guaranteed profit

[Jesus Christ]

I don't understand the hate Gabe gets...he posts his picks before the events and comes back win or lose.

[RAPISTburger84]

How exactly am I down? By going 50% on the last card and 100% on the card before that? lol a troll with 7 posts, don't make me laugh. You're already starting to.

To answer your question, yes, I expect people to follow me. You don't expect people to follow someone who goes 9/10 and 9/9 on two cards within one month? You don't? LOL You shouldn't be posting here.

So you're better than me because I have 7 posts and you have nearly 3,000 posts in about 7 months? lol ok For someone who loses every bet and puts all his time and effort into it, you're quite the character

[RAPISTburger84]

I don't understand the hate Gabe gets...he posts his picks before the events and comes back win or lose.

What is there to understand? He calls people idiots for not agreeing with his losing picks and then when it loses it's unbelievable to him and he gets all mad and makes excuses.

[Rubber Guard]

I don't understand the hate Gabe gets...he posts his picks before the events and comes back win or lose.

Tons of people in the world who have nothing better to do with their lives. It is pretty sad, but the internet is a tool for unhappy people to vent on.

These guys use this forum just to follow posters around and let them know when they lost a bet. But they don't post any picks of their own. They are too afraid to do that.

It is sort of hilarious how Gabe is such a big part of these guys days. A guy called Gabe posting MMA picks on an internet site gets all these posters so riled up that they act like little kids over it daily. Sad but hilarious if you think about it.

[Vitooch]

Lol, this is one of the few people here who actually understands what is going on. I can't figure out how a grown man could respect Joe Rogan. I mean seriously. 14 year old boys love Joe Rogan because they both buy clothes at the same places.




Oh lord this is ether. Vitooch, are you reading this? Do you not realize that the fleshlight people probably approached Joe Rogan and said "the posters that frequent your boards are the perfect customers for a fake vagina". It was a match made in heaven.

Vitooch, do I really need to explain the correlation between you being a Joe Rogan fanboy, while at the same time being a virgin who focks a piece of plastic he bought off the internet, lol.

Let me guess, the 15% discount you got made it a +EV purchase?

Dear god, ive never seen a person so relentlessly bitter. Youve been posting on this board nonstop for the last two days calling other people losers who dont get any pusssy hahaha. Such irony

[fosho14]

Dear god, ive never seen a person so relentlessly bitter. Youve been posting on this board nonstop for the last two days calling other people losers who dont get any pusssy hahaha. Such irony

This is the essence of little cripplers existence. He's the kind of person that the rest of us strive to be the opposite of lol. Quite sad eh

[DeFactoCrippler]

Dear god, ive never seen a person so relentlessly bitter. Youve been posting on this board nonstop for the last two days calling other people losers who dont get any pusssy hahaha. Such irony

Is this your way of telling me I need to try the fleshlight?

[Vitooch]

Is this your way of telling me I need to try the fleshlight?

It's my way of telling you that you need to get some fresh air

[gabe]

What's this fool saying about me having a losing record? lol I'm what, 35-16 on the last 5 cards on straight picks alone? LOL Yeah, I sure suck, bro.

[DeFactoCrippler]

It's my way of telling you that you need to get some fresh air

But Vitooch if I went away, would you not resume posting incessantly like you did before?

[gabe]

Btw, nice call on JDS by KO, Roy Nelson, Dan Hardy, Stipe Miocic, Glover Texeira, and especially Paul Sass. Must have been a "solid" night for you lol

Thank you. Was a losing night, but going 9 for 9 the week before still has my head above water.

[Vitooch]

But Vitooch if I went away, would you not resume posting incessantly like you did before?

I posted ONCE yesterday. You spent the entire day writing paragraphs upon paragraphs of childish tirades. Your incessant posting is unhealthy. My posting is atleast constructive and innocent.

[gabe]

lol i love all these "alpha" clowns lol i think imsmarterthan got his friends to join or made multi accounts


btw- an alpha male doesn't trash talk on the internet lol so neither of you guys are alpha.

[Vitooch]

ALPHA

[gabe]

This next card is going to be big, the next one EVEN BIGGER!!! I've got some sweet plays, can't wait til lines are out...

[DeFactoCrippler]

lol i love all these "alpha" clowns lol i think imsmarterthan got his friends to join or made multi accounts


btw- an alpha male doesn't trash talk on the internet lol so neither of you guys are alpha.

Everything I do is ALPHA. When I drive my car on the way to the gym I BLAST my beats with the windows all the way down. When I'm at the gym and I'm finished a set I drop that shit cause everyone in the gym needs to know I lift heavy weight. After I'm done my workout I go into the locker room and undress. Then I put my foot up on the bench captain morgan style right in some kids face. Sausiche all up in his face while towel myself off. Nobody ever says shit.

Thats ALPHA

[DeFactoCrippler]

I posted ONCE yesterday. You spent the entire day writing paragraphs upon paragraphs of childish tirades. Your incessant posting is unhealthy. My posting is atleast constructive and innocent.

Kid go read your thread. Vaughany and illmatik laughed right in your face despite their being a "taboo" on finding me funny. Thats how much they respect you, thats how much they value your opinion.

Think about it. If they wanted me to stop demeaning you (or trolling at all), why would they ENCOURAGE me?

[Vitooch]

Kid go read your thread. Vaughany and illmatik laughed right in your face despite their being a "taboo" on finding me funny. Thats how much they respect you, thats how much they value your opinion.

Think about it. If they wanted me to stop demeaning you (or trolling at all), why would they ENCOURAGE me?

V and ill are both very kind and respectable to everyone here. Your behavior is comical. Your above post is very funny, (the thing about you lifting weights). They do not take you seriously. If you actually think they respect you for your expert advice and not your over-the-top trolling, you are delusional. There are many posters here that go to my thread and respect my opinion, and most of them think you are just a high grade troll. I know one "lol" from V gets you really ******* hard, but in reality, it was just as insignificant as you are.

[DeFactoCrippler]

V and ill are both very kind and respectable to everyone here. Your behavior is comical. Your above post is very funny, (the thing about you lifting weights). They do not take you seriously. If you actually think they respect you for your expert advice and not your over-the-top trolling, you are delusional. There are many posters here that go to my thread and respect my opinion, and most of them think you are just a high grade troll. I know one "lol" from V gets you really ******* hard, but in reality, it was just as insignificant as you are.

Lol, I know you are mad when you use more than one line.

[Vitooch]

Lol, I know you are mad when you use more than one line.

You caught me.

[RAPISTburger84]

Lol, I know you are mad when you use more than one line.

I don't understand why you hate Joe Rogan so much, he can be an idiot sometimes but he can also be clever when arguing with hecklers.

[The HOFF]

After I'm done my workout I go into the locker room and undress. Then I put my foot up on the bench captain morgan style right in some kids face. Sausiche all up in his face while towel myself off. Nobody ever says shit.

Thats ALPHA

Actually that's pedophilia.

[cheeese]

He didn't say he was attracted to the kid just that he wanted to display his genitals and he doesn't care about proximity to children.

[gabe]

Actually that's pedophilia.

lollll

[DeFactoCrippler]

Actually that's pedophilia.

This is how i know nobody here trains shit. Do you think they let little kids run around where grown ass men are lifting heavy ass weights? This aint some planet fitness shit, you think they let ALPHAS in there dropping weights?

When I say "kids" I mean 125lbs cardio bunnies like thejosh who are there to take a boxercise dance course.

This aint some high school lacrosse game where a bunch of rejects from the football team twirl around there batons like "oh this is great, it feels like I actually have a dick for once!". This is the hurt business. Grown ass man shit.

[DeFactoCrippler]

He didn't say he was attracted to the kid just that he wanted to display his genitals and he doesn't care about proximity to children.

This man is clearly an ALPHA who understands the way the world works. ALPHAS speak on a frequency that BETA males can just not pick up. Cheese can clearly understand the captain morgan on the bench is a perfect simile for my presence here.

[gabe]

I've got it. Finally. I didn't think I would have a pick for the TUF finals, but I feel I've got the fight nailed.

Note: I am 0-3 picking TUF finals.

Have only a few picks for this card. Couple leans. Will post video after lines are out.

[gabe]

This is how i know nobody here trains shit. Do you think they let little kids run around where grown ass men are lifting heavy ass weights? This aint some planet fitness shit, you think they let ALPHAS in there dropping weights?

When I say "kids" I mean 125lbs cardio bunnies like thejosh who are there to take a boxercise dance course.

This aint some high school lacrosse game where a bunch of rejects from the football team twirl around there batons like "oh this is great, it feels like I actually have a dick for once!". This is the hurt business. Grown ass man shit.

If anybody wants to know DeFacto's identity,

[MMAbetMASTA]

also, eastbound is the shit. and i find it hilarious that you made that comparison b/c crippler's style of humor does remind me of kenny powers, and smarty is like crippler's stevie. i can imagine the conversation between them went a little bit like this:

Kenny (Crippler): Look...this is a dangerous place, Stevie.
Stevie (Smarty): I know.
Kenny: If you were to stay here, I can't guarantee that you'd make it home alive. You would not only be responsible for watching your own back, but also mine. You'd also be responsible for doing a lot of my personal errands, more than likely, my laundry.
Stevie: Kenny, I am so focking ready to get hard-core with focking errands or slapping whoever focking steps up right in the focking face.

Haha, good analogy...! It does make some sense...

"This is me dude - just staring at buttholes all day, gettin' my buzz on..." -Powers.

I didn't like the way they ended the series though, it took a way too serious tone and got a little weird. But in teh end an incredible comedy series imo!!!

[MMAbetMASTA]

Tons of people in the world who have nothing better to do with their lives. It is pretty sad, but the internet is a tool for unhappy people to vent on.

These guys use this forum just to follow posters around and let them know when they lost a bet. But they don't post any picks of their own. They are too afraid to do that.

It is sort of hilarious how Gabe is such a big part of these guys days. A guy called Gabe posting MMA picks on an internet site gets all these posters so riled up that they act like little kids over it daily. Sad but hilarious if you think about it.

It's REALLY fuckin' funny.. Gabe is like a bonafied celebrity on here. I'm at work and as I read through this thread I feel like I'm watching Jerry Springer or some shit... lol. I applaud Gabe for keeping things interesting on here, both with his mma picks and with is ability to attract so much attention and hate; its quite unique I must say... You SPECIAL, Gabe

[MMAbetMASTA]

Actually that's pedophilia.

[gabe]

It's REALLY fuckin' funny.. Gabe is like a bonafied celebrity on here. I'm at work and as I read through this thread I feel like I'm watching Jerry Springer or some shit... lol. I applaud Gabe for keeping things interesting on here, both with his mma picks and with is ability to attract so much attention and hate; its quite unique I must say... You SPECIAL, Gabe

Thanks, cousin.

[PunisherIND]

Haha, good analogy...! It does make some sense...

"This is me dude - just staring at buttholes all day, gettin' my buzz on..." -Powers.

I didn't like the way they ended the series though, it took a way too serious tone and got a little weird. But in teh end an incredible comedy series imo!!!

ahh shit, didnt realize that was the series finale. i agree the last season was a little bit of a let down, but overall i would consider it a classic even though it was only 3 seasons. season 1 was straight fire.