what gabe says.

[PunisherIND]

Whats cute is watching you guys clique up like a group of battered wives, lol. Can't you buddy stick up for himself?

easy there, chief. not sure why you went on the defensive, seeing how i was disagreeing with nunya and simultaneously complimenting your trollsmanship. you need to smoke what gabes been smoking. lol.

[DeFactoCrippler]

easy there, chief. not sure why you went on the defensive, seeing how i was disagreeing with nunya and simultaneously complimenting your trollsmanship. you need to smoke what gabes been smoking. lol.

Are you Nunya's handler?

[PunisherIND]

Are you Nunya's handler?

i cant say that i've formed any type of relationship through this forum. you and smarty's troll coalition is truly a unique entity. not judging you though. like i said, i think its cute.

[DeFactoCrippler]

i cant say that i've formed any type of relationship through this forum. you and smarty's troll coalition is truly a unique entity. not judging you though. like i said, i think its cute.

He just said the right words and it's like our brains clicked. Like when masons give eachother a handshake and although they may have been strangers before, they learn a lot about eachother from a small gesture.

[PunisherIND]

He just said the right words and it's like our brains clicked. Like when masons give eachother a handshake and although they may have been strangers before, they learn a lot about eachother from a small gesture.

haha. see, this is what im trying to say. you aint half bad crippler. that "strooovay" bit the other day had me rolling too. with an excellent transition into verbal lashing on kalikas, although it turned out to be not-kalikas. funny stuff nonetheless.

however, from someone who can appreciate what you bring to the table, let me make a suggestion. if you're going to be upset with someone regarding the whole "defacto = imsmarter" conspiracy, it should be smarty. if you note what actually transpired, it was smarty who purported to know your intentions.

if it was me though, i'd let it slide this time with a verbal warning. the next time he speaks on your behalf without authorization, you have to nip that sh1t in the bud.

[DeFactoCrippler]

haha. see, this is what im trying to say. you aint half bad crippler. that "strooovay" bit the other day had me rolling too. with an excellent transition into verbal lashing on kalikas, although it turned out to be not-kalikas. funny stuff nonetheless.

however, from someone who can appreciate what you bring to the table, let me make a suggestion. if you're going to be upset with someone regarding the whole "defacto = imsmarter" conspiracy, it should be smarty. if you note what actually transpired, it was smarty who purported to know your intentions.

if it was me though, i'd let it slide this time with a verbal warning. the next time he speaks on your behalf without authorization, you have to nip that sh1t in the bud.

1. Imsmarterthanu is an ALPHA such as myself. ALPHAS dont let anybody tell them what to do so I have no control over his actions.

2. I will stop trolling and become a totally positive contributer if the forum offers up fosho14 as a sacrifice. You know he is more annoying than anybody here, tell me im lying.

3. Wtf that carpedime guy WASNT kalikas?

[PunisherIND]

2. I will stop trolling and become a totally positive contributer if the forum offers up fosho14 as a sacrifice. You know he is more annoying than anybody here, tell me im lying.

this sounds reasonable, but i cant speak for anyone but myself. lol.

3. Wtf that carpedime guy WASNT kalikas?

dont think so. unless he's trying to pull a keyser soze on us.

[DeFactoCrippler]

dont think so. unless he's trying to pull a keyser soze on us.

Thats what I thought too. But then wannabetonit started talking to him like actually was kalikas, lol.

[Crassus]

"Eureka! Defactocripper, sideloaded, imsmarterthanu. and DB Cooper are the same person!".

It all makes sense now.

[gabe]

I like to f*ck.

[Imsmarterthanu]

highly doubtful that smarty is the same person as defacto. defacto has a much more evolved troll game. you can clearly tell he's spent time refining his game, whereas smarty is your run of the mill, entry level troll.

the thing i find amusing is the symbiotic relationship that the two of you seem to have established. its cute.

You're the biggest fuckin troll here shut your phukin mouth you nick diaz dick worshipping homo, nothing worst than when a internet homo lives his thuglife vicariously through the internet sucking dicks on the joe rogan forum with his homo buddy Josh. Go back to your gay porn worshipping Rogan boards where you can all dance around swinging flesh lights at each other's corn holes. Yea that's right I know who you are you little pissant you're the same little internet kid I owned on the rogan boards.

[PunisherIND]

As I said, entry level. Lol. need to tighten up that troll game son.

[Wanna Bet On It?]

Thats what I thought too. But then wannabetonit started talking to him like actually was kalikas, lol.

I was teasing the host not Kalikas.

[DeFactoCrippler]

I was teasing the host not Kalikas.

Ok now im really confused. I got a still shot from the vid, kalikas is the one in the middle right?

[dww123]

You're the biggest fuckin troll here shut your phukin mouth you nick diaz dick worshipping homo, nothing worst than when a internet homo lives his thuglife vicariously through the internet sucking dicks on the joe rogan forum with his homo buddy Josh. Go back to your gay porn worshipping Rogan boards where you can all dance around swinging flesh lights at each other's corn holes. Yea that's right I know who you are you little pissant you're the same little internet kid I owned on the rogan boards.

So the Rogan boards are for gay worshipping but you owned him on the rogan boards?

[DeFactoCrippler]

So the Rogan boards are for gay worshipping but you owned him on the rogan boards?

Maybe he reached the conclusion that they were "gay" AFTER joining the boards? You ever think of that? I wish to God I was on lockdown with a little twerp like you. I would have the cleanest asshole in the wesern hemisphere. It would shine like foking jjgold's head.

[gabe]

So the Rogan boards are for gay worshipping but you owned him on the rogan boards?

[DeFactoCrippler]

Just went to the Rogan boards and they dont let you look at them without logging in. The ****.

[dww123]

Maybe he reached the conclusion that they were "gay" AFTER joining the boards? You ever think of that? I wish to God I was on lockdown with a little twerp like you. I would have the cleanest asshole in the wesern hemisphere. It would shine like foking jjgold's head.

Everything you say sounds gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

[the josh]

HAHAHA! Hey friend!

[Vitooch]

If you actually read the thread you would find the answer you little 125 lbs phaget. Do dominant ALPHA make your little pink rooster hard josh?

Go and dedicate your life to trying to be funny you little wannabe comedian phaget.

[DeFactoCrippler]

HAHAHA! Hey friend!

Was that the wittiest response you could come up with? Mere DEFLECTION?

No wonder you are not funny whatsoever. Funny looking doesn't count. 125lbs lol wtf were you a crack baby? If you must dedicate you life to a hopeless pursuit you should take after your hero Rogan. You think he got where he is because is FUNNY? A hollywood guy like Rogan has had more than a few cocks mouth. You are naive if you think otherwise.

You can start practising on mine if you like...

[the josh]

haterzzzzzz

[Imsmarterthanu]

As I said, entry level. Lol. need to tighten up that troll game son.

I'm not a troll, you wish I was a troll, I'd beat the shit out of you kid then when you're lying in your own pool of blood you would think twice about calling me a troll.

Seriously kid you think you can take me ? Lets get a bet going right now

ME vs YOU who will win in a fight

Post pictures so we can get the over on your fatass

[MMAbetMASTA]

LOL.... some funny shit I'm reading in here...You guys can hate on these two guys but I think smarter / de facto are quite hilarious I know some of you hating on them have also secretly laughed at their banter... They're just busting your guys' balls, you all should get a laugh and appreciate it as some sick and stupid humor rather than get upset or defensive. They've talked shit on me and I think its a fuckingg riot, its all in good fun really - its those who go on the defensive that makes the tone 'serious'. I bet a lot of people in here would hate the show 'Eastbound and Down' which imo is a genius filthy humor show... Most of these guys' banter is uncalled for but nevertheless I know some of you can't deny its hilarious.. Gabe I know you got some laughs, even with smarter's bash on you, don't deny it... My appreciation for them might make my character look bad here, but I'm just being honest and I've gotten some good lols from the past couple pages in this thread!!

[Imsmarterthanu]

I'm sideloaded

you got me

[gabe]

I'm not a troll, you wish I was a troll, I'd beat the shit out of you kid then when you're lying in your own pool of blood you would think twice about calling me a troll.

Seriously kid you think you can take me ? Lets get a bet going right now

ME vs YOU who will win in a fight

Post pictures so we can get the over on your fatass

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo man this is so funny

[fosho14]

pretty funny hahahaha

[gabe]

Gabe I know you got some laughs, even with smarter's bash on you, don't deny it... My appreciation for them might make my character look bad here, but I'm just being honest and I've gotten some good lols from the past couple pages in this thread!!

yeah lol i keep laughing at everything they say, especially i'msmarter--- these dudes are a riot. imsmarter keeps insisting that he "owned" everyone on the joe rogan forum... lollll fails to realize how lame someone who wastes his time arguing on the rogan forum all day is...

[Vitooch]

Im not sure if smarter is playing a character or not. If so, he is pulling off an andy warhol-esque performance. The shit he says is hilarious, until you realize that he might actual be genuine.

[PunisherIND]

LOL.... some funny shit I'm reading in here...You guys can hate on these two guys but I think smarter / de facto are quite hilarious I know some of you hating on them have also secretly laughed at their banter... They're just busting your guys' balls, you all should get a laugh and appreciate it as some sick and stupid humor rather than get upset or defensive. They've talked shit on me and I think its a fuckingg riot, its all in good fun really - its those who go on the defensive that makes the tone 'serious'. I bet a lot of people in here would hate the show 'Eastbound and Down' which imo is a genius filthy humor show... Most of these guys' banter is uncalled for but nevertheless I know some of you can't deny its hilarious.. Gabe I know you got some laughs, even with smarter's bash on you, don't deny it... My appreciation for them might make my character look bad here, but I'm just being honest and I've gotten some good lols from the past couple pages in this thread!!

completely agree with you with respect to crippler. this is the guy who made the post about getting into a fight at the bar but deemed himself the winner due to push ups. lmao. classic. he's got some other gems also. but smarty... eh, his rudimentary troll technique leaves much to be desired. needs to step it up, imo.

also, eastbound is the shit. and i find it hilarious that you made that comparison b/c crippler's style of humor does remind me of kenny powers, and smarty is like crippler's stevie. i can imagine the conversation between them went a little bit like this:

Kenny (Crippler): Look...this is a dangerous place, Stevie.
Stevie (Smarty): I know.
Kenny: If you were to stay here, I can't guarantee that you'd make it home alive. You would not only be responsible for watching your own back, but also mine. You'd also be responsible for doing a lot of my personal errands, more than likely, my laundry.
Stevie: Kenny, I am so focking ready to get hard-core with focking errands or slapping whoever focking steps up right in the focking face.

[DeFactoCrippler]

No one needs another pathetic loser like you around still living at home with his mom worshipping Joe Rogan because you never had a father figure in your whole homosexual life.

Lol, this is one of the few people here who actually understands what is going on. I can't figure out how a grown man could respect Joe Rogan. I mean seriously. 14 year old boys love Joe Rogan because they both buy clothes at the same places.

Go order another fleshlight 15 % off type in Joe Rogan

Oh lord this is ether. Vitooch, are you reading this? Do you not realize that the fleshlight people probably approached Joe Rogan and said "the posters that frequent your boards are the perfect customers for a fake vagina". It was a match made in heaven.

Vitooch, do I really need to explain the correlation between you being a Joe Rogan fanboy, while at the same time being a virgin who focks a piece of plastic he bought off the internet, lol.

Let me guess, the 15% discount you got made it a +EV purchase?

[RAPISTburger84]

I'm not trying to be a dick, but do you (Gabe) seriously expect people to follow you? You must be down a million units over the past year. Plus, your arrogance should embarrass you x10.

[gabe]

I'm not trying to be a dick, but do you (Gabe) seriously expect people to follow you? You must be down a million units over the past year. Plus, your arrogance should embarrass you x10.

How exactly am I down? By going 50% on the last card and 100% on the card before that? lol a troll with 7 posts, don't make me laugh. You're already starting to.

To answer your question, yes, I expect people to follow me. You don't expect people to follow someone who goes 9/10 and 9/9 on two cards within one month? You don't? LOL You shouldn't be posting here.

[RAPISTburger84]

How exactly am I down? By going 50% on the last card and 100% on the card before that? lol a troll with 7 posts, don't make me laugh. You're already starting to.

To answer your question, yes, I expect people to follow me. You don't expect people to follow someone who goes 9/10 and 9/9 on two cards within one month? You don't? LOL You shouldn't be posting here.

Oh really? So you're not "Down PRETTY BIG" on the last card, or pretty much every card for that matter? I'll bet you screamed like a girl when Mir survived that first round , only to get knocked out a few minutes later...lol

I'm smarterthanu already owned you, don't make me do the same. Your record speaks for itself. You should be embarrassed and ashamed. I honestly wonder if this thread is a joke or if you're serious.