what gabe says.

v1y · 05-19-12, 01:45 PM

Originally posted by Beelzebubzy

V1y do you still roll?

i'm a shitty blue belt.

gabe · 05-19-12, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by illmatick

yup, not to mention he's not an SBR Pro.

Just in case you missed it Gabe, here's a link for you:http://forum.sbrforum.com/sbr-pro/

i see no benefits to going pro... there's nothing in the store i want.

and would it be a smart move, since i'm 1 more infraction away from being banned? lol

illmatick · 05-19-12, 01:52 PM

Really? Are you sure you looked at everything. If nothing else you can easily just sell most of that shit on ebay.

did you see these? http://store.sbrforum.com/prices/low-1001/high-9000/

gabe · 05-19-12, 01:59 PM

Originally posted by illmatick

Really? Are you sure you looked at everything. If nothing else you can easily just sell most of that shit on ebay.

did you see these? http://store.sbrforum.com/prices/low-1001/high-9000/

PS3 - 5800pts... should take me about four years

Educ8d Degener8 · 05-19-12, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by gabe

PS3 - 5800pts... should take me about four years

Gabe... two things...

#1 You joined Sept 2011 and have nearly 3000 points. At that pace, you'll have the PS3 next June ;p

#2 THE POINTS ARE FOR OUR PIZZA PARTY! Invite Eddie Bravo. Stoners love pizza.

gabe · 05-19-12, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by Educ8d Degener8

Gabe... two things...

#1 You joined Sept 2011 and have nearly 3000 points. At that pace, you'll have the PS3 next June ;p

#2 THE POINTS ARE FOR OUR PIZZA PARTY! Invite Eddie Bravo. Stoners love pizza.

Still haven't met Bravo. On one of the podcasts he did, he kept asking to order a pizza lmao

And I had like 1,300pts lol not 3,000

Educ8d Degener8 · 05-19-12, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by gabe

Still haven't met Bravo. On one of the podcasts he did, he kept asking to order a pizza lmao

And I had like 1,300pts lol not 3,000

Sh*t I'm still drunk from last night's bender... double vision had me reading you post count as your SBR points...

gabe · 05-19-12, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by Educ8d Degener8

Sh*t I'm still drunk from last night's bender... double vision had me reading you post count as your SBR points...

haha

gabe · 05-19-12, 02:18 PM

V, seriously- do another contest. I need to win some points. Ha

Vaughany · 05-19-12, 02:23 PM

lol I've got 12,856 points...off to buy me a segway or some shiit!

Imsmarterthanu · 05-19-12, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by gabe

Eddie Bravo himself said on the Joe Rogan podcast that in Jiu-Jitsu it's very hard to submit a guy stronger than you with a kimura, which is why he never goes after it w/ stronger guys.

You're kissing Bravo's ass, yet you're going against what the guy said. Dummy.

And no, I've never rolled in my life. Thinking about taking classes at 10th planet, though.

Dude don't you think that's what bjj is all about using technique to submit guys who are "stronger" than you

Strength in Jui Jitsu isn't the same as strength in powerlifting or how much you can bench, strength in jui jitsu is technique, Lavar has no technique once he gets on his back he can't even attempt to shrimp out, he's like a turtle lying on it's shell he just lays like a sack of potatos and gets mounted. There are no hip escape attempts nothing, his strength isn't going to mean shit and he's not even that strong to begin with, he has no wrestling skills or background he's a kickboxer. It's not hard to submit guys who are stronger than you, when you do a kimura right you use your whole body's leverage against one arm of an opponent , the amount of torque that someone puts on your arm executing a correct kimura will make people tap right away regardless of a so called "strength" advantage which lavar doesn't even have on the ground. Once again your so called facts are full of shit.

Struve is 6'11 255 pounds he has plenty of leverage and should have no problem at all on the ground.

Lavar will tap easily

Educ8d Degener8 · 05-19-12, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

lol I've got 12,856 points...off to buy me a segway or some shiit!

LOL, I tried to give you points for this, but it wouldn't let me transfer...

gabe · 05-19-12, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by Imsmarterthanu

Dude don't you think that's what bjj is all about using technique to submit guys who are "stronger" than you

Just how retarded are you, exactly? Wow. Jesus Christ!!!! For the 2nd time, I am talking about the KIMURA position. YOU ARE GENERALIZING JIU JITSU. A lightweight can't submit a heavyweight with a kimura, regardless of how technical he is. You dumb fkng moron. But yes, a lightweight can submit a heavyweight with a triangle, armbar, kneebar, etc.

gabe · 05-19-12, 02:42 PM

UFC 146 plays I'm likely staying away from:

Velasquez/Silva
Ludwig/Hardy
Miocic/Del Rosario

If I had to, I'd go Velasquez, Ludwig, Miocic.

zoo youk · 05-19-12, 02:43 PM

/anything for tonight gabriel?

Imsmarterthanu · 05-19-12, 02:45 PM

Originally posted by gabe

Just how retarded are you, exactly? Wow. Jesus Christ!!!! For the 2nd time, I am talking about the KIMURA position. YOU ARE GENERALIZING JIU JITSU. A lightweight can't submit a heavyweight with a kimura, regardless of how technical he is. You dumb fkng moron. But yes, a lightweight can submit a heavyweight with a triangle, armbar, kneebar, etc.

Dude you're really walking on foreign ground here, you have no idea how stupid you sound unless you've actually trained jui jitsu which you haven't. The things you say are so fukn stupid it's hilarious, first you think i'm generalizing jui jitsu when you're whole thread is a made on generalizations and here we have a generalization that lightweights can't submit heavyweights with a kimura which is false, but they can if the do a triangle, armbar and kneebar? do you know how stupid you sound ? Not to mention Struve isn't a lightweight he's probably BIGGER than Lavar when it comes down to fight time.

Listen dummy go find a local jui jitsu gym and grapple the smallest guy you can find who has above white belt then tell him hey my name is gabe i'm a fatass heavyweight couch warrior and i don't think you can submit me with a kimura.

Vaughany · 05-19-12, 02:51 PM

Originally posted by Educ8d Degener8

LOL, I tried to give you points for this, but it wouldn't let me transfer...

haha

Vaughany · 05-19-12, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by gabe

UFC 146 plays I'm likely staying away from:

Velasquez/Silva
Ludwig/Hardy
Miocic/Del Rosario

If I had to, I'd go Velasquez, Ludwig, Miocic.

yeah, I'm probably staying away from Miocic and Cain fights as well. Gonna be interesting to see the Hardy/Ludwig opening line and also the line movement. If one of the two becomes a decent +130 to +160 dog I'll probably play that.

Imsmarterthanu · 05-19-12, 02:55 PM

you guys are pussies

cain is gonna win and miocic is going to lose

Vaughany · 05-19-12, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by Imsmarterthanu

you guys are pussies

cain is gonna win and miocic is going to lose

Show us your betting slip then...if u are tht confident then I assume u have thousands on Cain and Del Rosario?

getlucky2win · 05-19-12, 03:02 PM

wow gabe did u take clippers 1stq or half. i didnt c this coming. cant stand spurs. hope they hold on

gabe · 05-19-12, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by Imsmarterthanu

Dude you're really walking on foreign ground here, you have no idea how stupid you sound unless you've actually trained jui jitsu which you haven't.

just about every member on this forum has laughed at you for being a moron in the last week, so reflect on that and then read the line above...

The things you say are so fukn stupid it's hilarious, first you think i'm generalizing jui jitsu when you're whole thread is a made on generalizations and here we have a generalization that lightweights can't submit heavyweights with a kimura which is false, but they can if the do a triangle, armbar and kneebar? do you know how stupid you sound ? Not to mention Struve isn't a lightweight he's probably BIGGER than Lavar when it comes down to fight time.

who the hell is talking about struve? why are you jumping from pat barry's submission attempt to struve? that's like a combination of being retarded and having ADD.

i was quoting your hero eddie bravo, so you're basically saying he sounds stupid.

you're very stupid for thinking a kimura and a triangle require the same amount of strength... kimura requires you to have more strength than your opponent, whereas the triangle is a technical move and once you trap your opponent, no matter how big he is, it will be hard for him to get out... sure, a much bigger guy can probably knock you out somehow before he goes to sleep, but you get the point... no wait, you're probably too dumb to. ha

gabe · 05-19-12, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by zoo youk

/anything for tonight gabriel?

nope... haven't put any time into studying up on this card, been too busy...

i went 7-0 for bellator 69 with my picks but had 0 bets placed.

gabe · 05-19-12, 03:22 PM

Imsmarterthanu · 05-19-12, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by gabe

just about every member on this forum has laughed at you for being a moron in the last week, so reflect on that and then read the line above...

who the hell is talking about struve? why are you jumping from pat barry's submission attempt to struve? that's like a combination of being retarded and having ADD.

We are talking about Struve cuz that's who Lavar is fighting genius, oh did you not know that Barry isn't a lightweight either ? Berry is a white belt in jui jitsu please just stop arguing with me you know nothing about brazilian jui jitsu by your own account. As for members laughing at me I went 5-0 yesterday for TUF and Bellator laugh at that pal. Basically everything I said has come true you're just a dumb phuck aren't you that refuses to face reality. Typical armo that thinks he knows what he's talking about until he gets owned just like you got owned with Thompson and Rashad.

gabe · 05-19-12, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by Imsmarterthanu

We are talking about Struve cuz that's who Lavar is fighting genius, oh did you not know that Barry isn't a lightweight either ? Berry is a white belt in jui jitsu please just stop arguing with me you know nothing about brazilian jui jitsu by your own account. As for members laughing at me I went 5-0 yesterday for TUF and Bellator laugh at that pal. Basically everything I said has come true you're just a dumb phuck aren't you that refuses to face reality. Typical armo that thinks he knows what he's talking about until he gets owned just like you got owned with Thompson and Rashad.

lollll funniest troll ive ever seen on here

gabe · 05-24-12, 06:47 PM

some nice plays on this card...

will get around to making a vid. i hope.

bogbat · 05-24-12, 11:27 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

lol I've got 12,856 points...off to buy me a segway or some shiit!

That will barely get you an ipad these days.

secretstash · 05-25-12, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by gabe

PS3 - 5800pts... should take me about four years

ur obviously misinformed or plain bad at math.

even with just daily 12 pts given by sbr to u and ur 1386 pts u have currently u will get the ps3 in 368 days or roughly 1 year

12 X 367.5 = 4416 +1386 = 5802 pts.. so u can get a ps3 (or maybe even ps4 ) by this time next year.

being pro has many benefits

-stash

gabe · 05-25-12, 01:22 PM

Originally posted by secretstash

ur obviously misinformed or plain bad at math.

even with just daily 12 pts given by sbr to u and ur 1386 pts u have currently u will get the ps3 in 368 days or roughly 1 year

12 X 367.5 = 4416 +1386 = 5802 pts.. so u can get a ps3 (or maybe even ps4 ) by this time next year.

being pro has many benefits

-stash

12pts a day? I was told it's 4pts a day.

gabe · 05-25-12, 05:01 PM

Campos+Weedman+Mayhem+Barboza+Lavar

$30 to win $958

Rubber Guard · 05-25-12, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by gabe

Campos+Weedman+Mayhem+Barboza+Lavar

$30 to win $958

Come on Gabe what is this crap?

Also, why do you like Mayham? CB sucks...but so does Mayham. Totally overrated. This could be an awful stand up fight and I have no clue which guy will suck less.

I like the rest. I think Lavar/Struve is a toss up.

gabe · 05-25-12, 06:55 PM

Originally posted by Rubber Guard

Come on Gabe what is this crap?

Also, why do you like Mayham? CB sucks...but so does Mayham. Totally overrated. This could be an awful stand up fight and I have no clue which guy will suck less.

I like the rest. I think Lavar/Struve is a toss up.

Mayhem nearly beat Jake Shields for a Championship and won a round against Michael Bisping in his last fight... How, again, does he suck?

It's fools thinking he sucks that his line is at -135 instead of the -345 it should be. Loving the line on Mayhem.

JackPage · 05-25-12, 07:00 PM

Originally posted by gabe

Mayhem nearly beat Jake Shields for a Championship and won a round against Michael Bisping in his last fight... How, again, does he suck?

It's fools thinking he sucks that his line is at -135 instead of the -345 it should be. Loving the line on Mayhem.

Agreed! I think Mayhem is being under valued because of his last fight. Mayhem has changed his diet and hired a good strength and conditioning coach. I think he subs Dolloway. It is a play for me.

gabe · 05-25-12, 07:02 PM

Originally posted by JackPage

Agreed! I think Mayhem is being under valued because of his last fight. Mayhem has changed his diet and hired a good strength and conditioning coach. I think he subs Dolloway. It is a play for me.

I would have played him at -300, so I'm surely gonna hit this line big!