Big Announcement Inside

[Seaweed]

I will be moving to Germany July 1st because my company has decided to branch out in the European market. I am both excited and sad that I will now be German and no longer a North American Poster. This is by far the biggest step I have taken in my business. If anybody wants to meet up in Germany let me know. I will be living in Frankfurt.

[Cuse0323]

Hopefully there isn't internet in Germany.

[TwoWays]

How close to Slovakia is Germany? Hear they have some hotties in Slovakia. U may end up in a run down silo where the real fun happens too. Check it out

[You mad bro]

Can you just stop posting?

[xpress]

wunderbar

[TheCentaur]

Frankfurt is like the least German city in Germany

A few German words for you:

Danke=thank you
herren toillette=men's toilet
wildschwein mit keine eier=castrated boar

[xpress]

uebervater = bottomdad

[z-doggie]

have fun on the autobahn .....

[The Giant]

I couldn't believe when you told me about this over the weekend. Huge news.

Good luck.

[BIGDAY]

Wow. GL pal.

Never er been to Germany. It's on the list though

[jjgold]

Germany 10 times better than Canada and 10 times better than America

Seaweed I wish I was going with you

Best of luck

[Da Manster!]

good luck Seaweed!...

Q: How do you say virgin in German?

A: "goes in tight"!

[opie1988]

Only problem with Germany is all the krauts that live there.

[Darkside Magick]

Germany 10 times better than Canada and 10 times better than America

Seaweed I wish I was going with you

Best of luck

Taxes in Germany is a monster..good luck!

[jjgold]

Germany very nice people hard-working clean

Good food

[ProlificalD]

Interesting time to move, settle in July, August no one is in the offices in Europe so you're not winning any business that month....GL in September! Interesting time to post at 3am eastern too...adjusted to Frankfurt time already for business?

[ex50warrior]

Spent a summer near Frankfurt many years ago...good location for getting to anywhere else in Europe.

Fond memories of an area nearby called "40 Mark Strasse".....not sure if it still exists but curious if it does how high the price has climbed.

[shari91]

Very little is open on Sundays from what I remember so plan accordingly. Oh and they take their recycling and rubbish removal VERY seriously (I got a fine for messing it up two weeks in a row). Oh and there are a lot of kebab shops so you'll never go hungry. That's all I've got.

[Mr KLC]

The only reason he is doing this is because it will make it easier for him to qualify for the World Poker Cup.

[zizoudane10]

Frankfurt is like the least German city in Germany

A few German words for you:

Danke=thank you
herren toillette=men's toilet
wildschwein mit keine eier=castrated boar

Wildschwein mit keine Eier isn't even close to being German

[Seaweed]

Thanks for the support

[Simon Gruber]

I'm sorry, but you have a job?

[TheCentaur]

Wildschwein mit keine Eier isn't even close to being German

Oh verzeihen Sie mir, keiner not keine

You're really going to go all "their, there, they're" on my German?

OK how do you say "Boar with no balls" in ur Turkish German?

[zizoudane10]

Oh verzeihen Sie mir, keiner not keine

You're really going to go all "their, there, they're" on my German?

OK how do you say "Boar with no balls" in ur Turkish German?

First of all, I told you before: I am not the slightest bit Turkish. In fact I am one of the purest Germans you may find. (Not that it matters the slightest bit, but just to make it clear once again).

And no, I am not going all "their, there etc" on your German.
Point is: you never use "mit keine". You use "ohne". Plus + Minus = Minus. mit(with) + keine(no) = ohne(without).
Boar = with balls
Barrow = without balls

In German:
Boar = Eber
Barrow = Borg (if balls were cut off before 6 weeks old), or Altschneider (Balls cut off ~1 week before killing)
castrated boar = kastrierter Eber

If you want to say: "Boar with no balls", it is "Eber ohne Eier".



EDIT: A female pig = "Sau" in German.

[Booya711]

Can you just stop posting?

We can only hope....nobody gives a fukk about this clown...

[boeing power]

Another bullshit story.

Sad really.

[leetreaper]

So the guy goes from working at a local pizza joint to a corporate job in Germany? You can't fukking make this shit up...

[Seaweed]

We can only hope....nobody gives a fukk about this clown...

When you are part of The Fortune 500 club, you dont really care what some Boyaa thinks.

[Monitor-Tan]

How are you going to get to Germany? Should ask bottomdad to help

[Seaweed]

I will post from frankfurt as proof for those that doubt

[leetreaper]

I will post from frankfurt as proof for those that doubt

Please don't.

[zizoudane10]

I will post from frankfurt as proof for those that doubt

When will you arrive?

EDIT: Nevermind, July 1st.
How long?
Do you have an appartment already?

[Seaweed]

When will you arrive?

EDIT: Nevermind, July 1st.
How long?
Do you have an appartment already?

Are you going to hunt me down?

[zizoudane10]

Are you going to hunt me down?

Why would I?
Thing is simple: If you are really going to live in Germany and your story isn't a 100% bullshit again, I'd have no problem to meet you for a beer or two here and show you the town. No idea when I will be in Frankfurt the next time, but it isn't really that far away from my city, it's a little over 200 km I guess.

[Seaweed]

Why would I?
Thing is simple: If you are really going to live in Germany and your story isn't a 100% bullshit again, I'd have no problem to meet you for a beer or two here and show you the town. No idea when I will be in Frankfurt the next time, but it isn't really that far away from my city, it's a little over 200 km I guess.

Sounds like a good idea. I will keep you posted. Maybe after a week of settling in