Just got fired...

[dj_destroyer]

Staff party last night, open bar, got out of hand, got into a fight, went home with a girl that wasn't my girlfriend, walked home with no pants? (Don't ask me how). Walked into work today and was told to pack my things...

So basically I need a termination play, help me out here boys.

[acl123]

Lol

[cant call it]

[PhillyFlyers]

Staff party last night, open bar, got out of hand, got into a fight, went home with a girl that wasn't my girlfriend, walked home with no pants? (Don't ask me how). Walked into work today and was told to pack my things...

So basically I need a termination play, help me out here boys.

Look at the bright side.

You can now devote your full time to gambling.

[Iwinyourmoney]

Try explaining this one when applying for unemployment

[Sam Odom]

only live once

[Louisvillekid1]

been there...

That's why I work for myself,

Brew Crew and Chi Sox

[acl123]

Rule number 1 never go to work parties

[yahoonino]

unreal

[mynameismud]

sounds like a scene from a movie.

[zoo youk]

i'm sure if your a good enough and well respected DJ, you won't have any trouble getting a gig at another club

[Ghenghis Kahn]

did you get some at least?

[Deuce]

I bet probation officers aren't going to like this.

[cant call it]

Rule #115: Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket.

Rule number 1 never go to work parties

[in2thethickofit]

At least there wasn't a lamp shade involved...was there?

[pint86]

Isnt that Just another Tuesday nIght for a DJ

[dj_destroyer]

I bet probation officers aren't going to like this.

[PaperTrail07]

glad to hear it happens to others as well.....nice work sir... LOL....YOLO...

[milwaukee mike]

pics or it didn't happen

[cant call it]

get a job and a haircut

[PaperTrail07]

I always make it a point to order alcohol at random work related events..lunches ect...just order a redbull vodka outta nowhere and look at people's faces....some are scared....others impressed.....LOL.....

[RyanLeafOfBets]

Dang, DJ... Hopefully you find another job real soon. Just remember that pants are overrated.

[opie1988]

Rule #115: Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket.

Damn you!! I wanted to use this exact joke. Then I scroll down and see where you've stolen my intellectual property.

Enjoy your infraction.

[Sam Odom]

dont worry about another job

double (or triple) your unit bet size

[BIGDAY]

Was she worth it??

[TxAaron]

Nothing like getting $hitfaced at a company event. Just for that, here's your winner:

Mariners/Jays o9

[ApricotSinner32]

[Brock Landers]

What were the reasons?

[Bigbill365]

YOLO

[Mriceyman]

Sounds like my shop back in the day... employee partied turned into aan epic bash

[Bcatswin]

Rule number 1 never go to work parties

Especially if you know u can't hold your alcohol.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Two ways to handle this:

1) "You know I'm an SBR Pro." Flash him your badge and watch your boss shake in fear.

2) "I know Opie." Back-room deal to follow. Opie will solve your problem.

[jjgold]

Never going anywhere being a hot head


Mainly always broke and out of a job

[dj_destroyer]

Never going anywhere being a hot head


Mainly always broke and out of a job

The truth.

But team Broke Dick Fukk ain't that bad.

[MoneyLineDawg]

Still don't understand why you were fired??

Just for being a sloppy drunk mess I guess??