Post your random thoughts/quotes here

[Brock Landers]

"there is sex in prison, in fact the best sex he ever HAD was in prison"

[milwaukee mike]

yeah but prison sex is like marriage
the sex you want you ain't getting and the sex you're getting you don't want

[tatommack]

Why the f\*\*k did I go all in on the rangers

[PhillyFlyers]

fukk

shit

bet

money

yankees

stab

eat

shoot

dog

white

range rover

monkey

pets

flying

water

[ChalkyDog]

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

"[Circus Circus] is what the whole hep world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war."

[Brock Landers]

Uh, no time for the ole in-out love, just here to read the meter

[BIGDAY]

Drill baby drill.

[ChalkyDog]

“Shut that oyster’s mouth or I’ll come over there and fuckstart her head!”

“Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains.”

[Brock Landers]

Does this character have a name?

His name..is "Brock Landers"

His partner's name is "Chest Rockwell"

Those are great names!

[Delicious]

Eat jellied eels and think distant thoughts

[King Mayan]

Brock, I'm rock hard...

[ChalkyDog]

" women are the rake man. They are the fuckin' rake."

[Brock Landers]

Brock, I'm rock hard...

Rosanne Barr naked...boom, dead

[Mikeyanks23]

Brock, I'm rock hard...

even after seeing this

[crustyme]

brock is a loser.

[Easy-Rider 66]

Did SBR ban Brick Landers and Crock Landers? Guess they broke the rules by mimicking another poster.

[ronzer]

" women are the rake man. They are the fuckin' rake."

"What the Fukk are you talking about."

[Brock Landers]

As your broker, i advise you to take it

Yeah, well you take it, in the ass you fuckin' scumbag c0cksucker!

[ChalkyDog]

As your broker, i advise you to take it

Yeah, well you take it, in the ass you fuckin' scumbag c0cksucker!

"As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours. Blows my weekend. "

[ronzer]

“My God. I haven’t been fukked like that since grade school.”

[ronzer]

"As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours. Blows my weekend. "

Well why not? Shit if it's worth doing, it's worth doing right!

[Brock Landers]

First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

[Brock Landers]

It takes leather balls to play rugby

[kmarinouofm]

sometimes you beat the bar.. sometimes the bar beats you..

[vladfan]

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

[daneblazer]

Why do dogs assholes look like balloon knots?

[El Nino]

Hope Solo's snatch looks like a loose meat sammich

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Drill baby drill.

I don't understand
Why is BIGDAY quoting Chicka's pillow talk here?

Yo, BIGDAY... pillow talk kinda has to get the "what you do in Vegas stays in Vegas" treatment, pal.


I mean, WTF
But anyways... does Chicka have a sister?

[OldschoolGambler]

paid 100 quid for quivering quim

[daneblazer]

Why are granola bar commercials always shot on hiking trails

[kosmos4]

Both Seaweed and lakerboy on the warriors for game 4

cleveland 1 win away from the chip

[minet123]

"pretty soon you be feeling all unnecessary"

[bradthebloke]

Your halo's being help up by your horns.