Globalwager.ws chat(I was baked lmao)

[brucesmall]

This is what happens when you get high and your bored as fu*k.... Enjoy lol...



Mike
Customer Service

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Mike says:

Welcome to our live chat service. How may I assist you?

Guest says:
Are you there?

Mike says:

Yes sir I am here.

Mike says:

How can I assist you with?

Jesus Christ says:
Okay, you know who I am?

Mike says:

No sir, can you provide me your account number please?

Jesus Christ says:
I'm God, I do not have an account here!!! Do you not read my name, my child?

Jesus Christ says:
Hello, art thou there?

Mike says:

I can see the name but I don't think is real.

Mike says:

Is there really something I can help you?

Jesus Christ says:
Of course not, you have forgotten your savior like most, let it be known that Judgement Day is upon us and ye will be judged by me...... Now that I got that out of the way, do you all have any bonuses that you could hook me up with, my child?

Mike says:

Well we certainly have but in that case you will need to speak to the sales department directly.

Jesus Christ says:
Will what is your reputation in the world of sports betting?

Mike says:

Well we have been in the business for then 15 years.

Jesus Christ says:
And really transfering Jesus to another line? Would you do that? WWJD?

Jesus Christ says:
15 years, how much are ya worth? B/c i know bookies that aren't backed well, and been around awhile...

Jesus Christ says:
Are you bigger than the Bovada interprise?

Mike says:

Well sir the sales department will be open after 9 am Et and they can only be reach via phone.

Jesus Christ says:
Okay, what other general information do you have about your company that will make me wager here?

Mike says:

Well since we are more like a referral VIP sportsbook, we usually do not set up accounts for customers in a daily bases.

Jesus Christ says:
What's your minimum deposit, this VIP sounds real cool

Mike says:

But if you contact us the sales department will take your information and review the possibility to join us as a member.

Mike says:

The minimum id $100 sir.

Mike says:

*is.

Jesus Christ says:
Wow that's a lot more than what I was look to get in for

Jesus Christ says:
I couldn't make an 80 investment?

Mike says:

Well you can still contact them and see if there and alternative option for that.

Jesus Christ says:
Wow, you guys would really do that? You seem like some kool kats up here

Jesus Christ says:
Just a question, a tester question when I'm picking a bookie, how long have ye been in the business and with this great company of yours?

Mike says:

In the business more than 15 years of experience sir.

Jesus Christ says:
WOW, longer than the book itself, that's quite reputable.... What's your minimum bet? and Maximum bet?

Mike says:

Minimum bet is $10 and the maximum is $1000 but this may vary depending on the game action.

Jesus Christ says:
Do you do parlays, teasers, prop bettig?

Mike says:

Yes sir we do.

Jesus Christ says:
whats the points on teasers you do?

Mike says:

Well we have the regular teasers points.

Jesus Christ says:
so 6.5 7 7.5 10 13?\

Mike says:

Let me double check.

Mike says:

We have teaser with 6, 6.5, 7 up to 17 points.

Jesus Christ says:
damn, thats inpressive, gosh do you let women make accounts here? i am a girl

Mike says:

Sure we do not care if you are a woman or men.

Mike says:

That is no inconvenience on our customers.

Jesus Christ says:
meow Are you cute? And do you offer UFC betting that's my specialty!!!

Mike says:

Yes we do madam most of the sports including UFC.

Jesus Christ says:
Awwwe you called me madam

Mike says:

Well you told me you are women so I try to be polite.

Jesus Christ says:
And you offer online wagering, you so adorable

Mike says:

Yes we do and also live betting on selected games.

Jesus Christ says:
Okay, can you or someone their cal me tommorrow at 1937 BIG DICK

Mike says:

Anything else I can assist you with?

Jesus Christ says:
Are you going to call me tomorrow to set up an account or date?

Mike says:

In that case you need to contact Sales Department at 1-888-974-45555 after 9 am ET.

Jesus Christ says:
45555???

Mike says:

Sorry 4555 last 4 numbers.

Jesus Christ says:
ohhhhkkkkaaaayyyy.... So serious question, if I was really GOD what would you do?

Mike says:

Can you get a million dollars in my account by tomorrow?

Jesus Christ says:
YES..... If I did that what would you do then??

Mike says:

Probably wont be talking to you sir.

Jesus Christ says:
If, I, GOD gave you a million dollars, you wouldn't talk to me?

Mike says:

I guess of course is still my job to do it.

Jesus Christ says:
Do what? Obey my commandments?

Mike says:

No sir, talk to you.

Jesus Christ says:
Ohhh okay, I thought for a second you were some crazy atheist, are you an atheist, kind sir?

Mike says:

No sir.

Jesus Christ says:
Christian?

Mike says:

Sir I will really like to continue the conversation but I have other customers to attend, if there is anything else I will let you here to continue my job.

Jesus Christ says:
Do you accept US players?

Mike says:

We do.

Jesus Christ says:
Okay, but what if I have an account at Bovada can I have one here?

Mike says:

We are a different sportsbook sir, there is no problem.

Jesus Christ says:
Great, what's your sbr rating?

Mike says:

We do not deal with them sir.

Jesus Christ says:
Ohh, are you to high class?

Mike says:

We are a private sportsbook.

Jesus Christ says:
Ohhh, no taxes?

Mike says:

Any sportsbook charges taxes sir.

Jesus Christ says:
how much for you guys?

Mike says:

We do not charge taxes sir.

Jesus Christ says:
Dang, that's a great steal.... what are your payout methods?

Mike says:

We have via person to person and check.

Jesus Christ says:
how long on your check one, you f\*g

Jesus Christ says:
i mean you sir

Mike says:

Now you been disrespectful sorry but I will not speak to you any more, if you like more information about us contact Sales department have a good night.

[TheMetsSuck]

good way to spend your time

[robmpink]

you couldn't be more creative? This is just bad.

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