Have you ever had a date in the morning???

[ttwarrior1]

meeting a chick at 10 am tommorrow, unreal
gonna have a picnic lunch by the riverfront. I said i had to leave by 2 which is true.
3 half hour date, not bad. Lets see if this chicks says im a great kisser also.
Yep, i still have hard on trouble.

[robmpink]

meeting a chick at 10 am tommorrow, unreal
gonna have a picnic lunch by the riverfront. I said i had to leave by 2 which is true.
3 half hour date, not bad. Lets see if this chicks says im a great kisser also.
Yep, i still have hard on trouble.

That is about when ** d's sells lunch.

[JohnGalt2341]

Is your date with Kirstie Alley?

[ttwarrior1]

actually yeh she kind of does look like her, how did u know

[Grits n' Gravy]

You two going to snatch picnic baskets together?

[GUMMO77]

Only when she was thanking me the night before by taking me out for breakfast.

What are you bringing in the picnic basket?

Why/how are you dating so much now?

Post a photo of the ladies.

[konck]

dont fart at the pinic dont eat like a fat slob and dont shove a carrot in her hole as soon as you think she is ready

[JohnGalt2341]

actually yeh she kind of does look like her, how did u know

Well.. over the past couple of years every time you mentioned going out on a date you usually described your date as "a heavier version of Kirstie Alley".

[ttwarrior1]

im not bringing anything,

[ttwarrior1]

gummo, its a confidence thing. Plus Im somehow better looking then before, no idea how or why.

Maybe its my skin hair and nails multi vitamin or perhaps word is out i can't get a hard on, or maybe its because
they know i have alot of money being left to me or the tennis trophies

who knows

[paranoyd androyd]

have fun

[Bill Dozer]

Blind date? Blind dates are safer in the AM. You can always say you gotta be somewhere. Dentist at 9pm is tough sell

[downsouth]

Bring a summer sausage.

[Grits n' Gravy]

gummo, its a confidence thing. Plus Im somehow better looking then before, no idea how or why.

Maybe its my skin hair and nails multi vitamin or perhaps word is out i can't get a hard on, or maybe its because
they know i have alot of money being left to me or the tennis trophies

who knows

Maybe you just have a fat and vivid imagination.

[ttwarrior1]

no, no blind date

i would never do that, not even for a tranny like bobby did

[Goat Milk]

you're not bringing anything? not a good start.

[GUMMO77]

gummo, its a confidence thing. Plus Im somehow better looking then before, no idea how or why.

Maybe its my skin hair and nails multi vitamin or perhaps word is out i can't get a hard on, or maybe its because
they know i have alot of money being left to me or the tennis trophies

who knows

Whatever it is, ride that wave, brotha.

[jjgold]

I would take a date any hour

Heck 6:00AM would be fine for me

[k13]

People are too ugly to have dates in reality. Thus why we have bars/clubs/parties/alcohol/drugs/etc.

Just the way life works. Unfortunately.

[4uk4life]

gummo, its a confidence thing. Plus Im somehow better looking then before, no idea how or why.

Maybe its my skin hair and nails multi vitamin or perhaps word is out i can't get a hard on, or maybe its because
they know i have alot of money being left to me or the tennis trophies

who knows

How do you know you're having hard on problems if you can't see it?

[ttwarrior1]

i can see it just fine slapnut

[milwaukee mike]

Please post a video of her squeezing your titties

[4uk4life]

I told you buy you some extenze

[Ghenghis Kahn]

gummo, its a confidence thing. Plus Im somehow better looking then before, no idea how or why.

Maybe its my skin hair and nails multi vitamin or perhaps word is out i can't get a hard on, or maybe its because
they know i have alot of money being left to me or the tennis trophies

who knows

are you drunk? do beer goggles work on yourself?

[Delicious]

Picked up a chick at 11 am in applebees bar.....took her to my parents house and pounded her snizz after a couple drinks.
For a quiet socially awkward guy I had some game when I was younger. Parents house was closer than my crappy apartment.

[spankie]

bring a few lunchables at least.

impress her.

[milwaukee mike]

Picked up a chick at 11 am in applebees bar.....took her to my parents house and pounded her snizz after a couple drinks.
For a quiet socially awkward guy I had some game when I was younger. Parents house was closer than my crappy apartment.

Im getting old cuz i have no idea what a snizz is

[greenhippo]

bring a few lunchables at least.

impress her.

Sharp post

[firedawg]

i met a chick at the crackle barrel one morning of POF..... i bought her the sampler and she road my rooster for it

[hawley]

is she fat?

[GUMMO77]

bring a few lunchables at least.

impress her.

Or a bottle of wine from Trader Joe's.

[Seaweed]

You're not alone. Of course I'm not talking about myself. I've never had a real date in my life.

Hope this isn't you tomorrow morning.

Are you sure she's not a raging alcoholic?

[ttwarrior1]

i need to get in bed

[Seaweed]

[NYSportsGuy210]

Picked up a chick at 11 am in applebees bar.....took her to my parents house and pounded her snizz after a couple drinks.
For a quiet socially awkward guy I had some game when I was younger. Parents house was closer than my crappy apartment.

What were you doing at an Applebees bar at 11 am? Didn't even know they opened that early.

Was it one of the waitreses that you picked up?