LMFAO: South African politician says lightning only attacks blacks.... good read!!!!

[baskets]

South African politician says lightening only attacks blacks

A KwaZulu-Natal (region of South Africa) Member of the Executive Council accused lightening of targeting only black people. She said “We will do an investigation and talk to the department of science and technology on what is the cause of the lightning, and if it only happened to the previously disadvantaged as I have never seen any white people being struck by lightning.”





What do you expect from a country who’s president is an admitted rapist and says showers after sex protect you from HIV/AIDS.

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[ttwarrior1]

Here is my theory as to why only the African African-American Africans in South Africa are being struck by lightning. It is due to global darkening. You see, as the population of African-American-Africans increases while the population of Whites decreases, the chance that only African-American-Africans will be struck by lightning is statistically greater. Therefore, in order to protect African-American-Africans and prevent injury or death, we must immediately increase the population of Whites so that Whites will once again be the target of the lightning strikes.
Dr. Noble White, P.C.B.S.

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