A car salesman offered to sukk my dick if I bought a car from him before end month!!!

Brock Landers · 08-27-12, 11:57 PM

Lolol

kaspersports702 · 08-28-12, 12:11 AM

baskets · 08-28-12, 12:24 AM

Said he'd even take half a sale.

I asked him what that meant and he said another salesman would whistle my snake at the same time... half and half. I said I'm not into that.

Then he said the other salesman could tap dance in the background while I get the blow...

Should I accept the blow job w/ the tap dancing in the background? I mean, these salesmen are really convincing. Tap dancing in the background while I'm getting blown..... shit, that makes me feel special and important!!!!

MendozaLine · 08-28-12, 12:27 AM

I'm stoned right now

baskets · 08-28-12, 12:32 AM

nope, Mendoza

this is real

I just negotiated a banjo player in the background. So I will be getting my dick sucked w/ the other salesman tap dancing in the background...... and the general manager will be playing banjo music in the background.

Not bad, not bad.

crustyme · 08-28-12, 12:40 AM

so you had a gay encounter with "carseller" to get a yugo at half off?

wtg????

daimoshokage · 08-28-12, 01:04 AM

Saloon this shit!

JeffreyHammonds · 08-28-12, 09:44 AM

a blowie's a blowie...just don't look down, look at the banjo player and tap dancer

Carseller4 · 08-28-12, 10:06 AM

What other job pays $60,000 to $100,000 a year and only work as hard as you want?

I missed my bonus last month by 1/2 a car and it didn't even matter because I made so much money on the ones I sold. Probably will miss bonus this month but who gives a fukk because I already got over $5,000 made on the deals I have already.

RubberKettle · 08-28-12, 11:06 AM

Fake and gay

Dad · 08-28-12, 11:08 AM

Salesman tap dancing. Unreal.

Grits n' Gravy · 08-28-12, 11:24 AM

So one of your mom's numerous boyfriends who molests you is now calling it selling a car? You white trash families are something else.