This is a real problem at all restaurants and I'm sick of it

[TheCentaur]

Stale saltine crackers.

They can only keep other foods for a very limited amount of time but I swear these places order one shipment of saltines every 4 years and never throw them away until they're gone.

[Teela]

Instead of going to a restaurant for crackers, you can buy a box at your local grocery store.

You're welcome.

[shady610]

Not sure i ever ate saltines when eating out

[Chi_archie]

I try to help restaurants solve this by putting as many as i can into my wife's purse

[convick]

saltine crackers? what you eating, shrimp cocktail? chowder

[TheCentaur]

saltine crackers? what you eating, shrimp cocktail? chowder

Wendy's chili, chic-fil-a salads, most any soup at a dine in restaurant, oysters on the half shell, shrimp cocktail, etc.

[Boner_18]

Ever try to eat 7 in one minute (or is it 6). Very difficult if not impossible.

[gauchojake]

Instead of going to a restaurant for crackers, you can buy a box at your local grocery store.

You're welcome.

Why would you pay for them when they're free?

[Teela]

Why would you pay for them when they're free?

That was just an alternative to the stale crackers. If free crackers are your thing, enjoy the staleness.

[lunchbawks]

most restaurant give you a little packet of crackers, ensuring their freshness.. what kind of 2 bit diners are we talking here?

[TheCentaur]

most restaurant give you a little packet of crackers, ensuring their freshness.. what kind of 2 bit diners are we talking here?

The packet doesn't ensure freshness. They are individually wrapped but stale. Seriously you guys always get fresh crackers?

[Kaabee]

Ever try to eat 7 in one minute (or is it 6). Very difficult if not impossible.

without water of course.

[TheCentaur]

Instead of going to a restaurant for crackers, you can buy a box at your local grocery store.

You're welcome.

Thanks

In fact instead of ever going to a restaurant I could just go to the grocery store for everything so I wouldn't have to worry about getting quality food. Or maybe someone could list the ingredients for saltine crackers and I can grow, harvest, and make my own saltines from scratch.

Or maybe I could just expect food to be edible when I visit a restaurant. Call me crazy

[Teela]

Just to be clear, you're not going to a restaurant. You're going to Wendy's. You're lucky if there's not snot in the chili.

[TheCentaur]

Just to be clear, you're not going to a restaurant. You're going to Wendy's. You're lucky if there's not snot in the chili.

Nice reading comprehension pal

[Teela]

What exactly is wrong with my reading comprehension?

Wendy's chili, chic-fil-a salads, most any soup at a dine in restaurant, oysters on the half shell, shrimp cocktail, etc.

I named one of the "restaurants" that you claimed to get stale crackers.

[TheCentaur]

Chi Archie why do u have so many ghosts

[Teela]

[baskets]

better to have old crackers in your restaurant than a bunch of fukking **********

[chopperocker]

dump the saltine crackers. switch to Tortilla Chips.